This was bound to happen in this crazy world we live in. Lindsay Lohan is now reported to be shacking up with the creator of teen smut Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis. They are reported to be so serious that Joe was by her side when she had her appendix taken out two weeks ago. They had even planned a small vacation at his Mexican estate, but changed their mind when they realized it was the Golden Globes weekend.

Neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties.

You can tell this is just a match made in heaven or is that diseaseville. Lohan’s amazing ability to pick guys just reminds me of talented Britney Spears ability to somehow pick the biggest winners. Now we wait for the upcoming Girl Gone Wild entitle Hollywood Starlet Gone Completely Wild.

Naomi Campbell has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault for throwing her cell phone that wind up hitting her maid over some missing jeans.

I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.

For her guilty plead, Naomi gets to pay the maid $363 for medical expense, do five days of community service, and attend a two-day anger management program. After the guilty plead she issued a statement:

I pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor in court today. That’s the best way I know to say I’m sorry to Ana. I accepted responsibility and I’m prepared to take my punishment. But I’m not going to let this incident define me. The past is the past. My future holds great things and I’m getting on with my life.

Someone needs to tell the maid she’s in America and that in America people sues the other for doing something like assaulting you with a deathly cellular weapon.

Angelina Jolie mood at the Golden Globe wasn’t her typical save the world happy girl. Jolie wasn’t too happy with all the questions Ryan Seacrest was asking, after giving Ryan the silent treatment, Brad leapt in and said, “The answer is ‘no comment.'” Not even Brad was immune from Jolie’s death stare.

The “Tomb Raider” star’s death glare seemed to extend even in Pitt’s direction, as he answered questions from Seacrest about their children and his nominated film, “Babel.”

Jolie’s brow furrowed as Pitt told Seacrest he wanted a whole soccer team of Jolie-Pitts. Guess Angie isn’t so keen on a big brood – or on Brad’s cavalier attitude toward talking about the fam.

We can all blame St. John for Jolie’s crappy mood. Why didn’t the fashion house pay her more than the $12 million she got to wear that gray dress to the Golden Globes. Don’t they know she’s supporting the whole third world countries on her tattoo back.

The NFL is getting ready to create an all-star celebrity Super Bowl advertisement promoting the NFL Network to air on Feb 4 Super bowl game. According to a source, Britney Spears was flat out rejected when they asked to participate.

“She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”

To add insult to injury, the NFL’s wish list includes Janet Reno, yes the same Janet Reno that will turn you into a statue when you look at her. Ever since Janet Jackson showed her breast to millions of sports bettors live on TV, the NFL hasn’t been the same after that.

Britney Spears and her new flavor of the month Isaac Cohen stayed at the $40,000-a-night Fantasy Tower suite located at The Palms in Vegas this past weekend. And you know she didn’t pay that big price tag to stay at the two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa. The suite features a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, an 8-ft. rotating bed and a full bar.

Imagine all the fun you can have in that 8-ft of rotating bed. You can have the bed spinning while your doing it, it would be like one of those wacky dream you have when you’re strung up on some peyote.

Madonna

Someone must really be out for Madonna, after appearing on David Letterman’s her car was almost run off the road by two vehicles.

Madonna’s driver noticed there were two big vehicles driving closely behind her and tried to ditch them by turning on to Fifth Avenue. He was particularly concerned as Madonna has recently been sent some disturbing mail – which has been somewhat threatening to say the least.

But as he turned to go along Fifth Avenue, the two following cars tried to ram Madonna’s car off the road and she was forced to dial 911. Eventually, after a high-speed chase, her driver managed to lose them and they reported it to police in a lengthy phone call. Madonna is carrying on as normal but has stepped up security.

Maybe Madonna shouldn’t have made fun of those non pantie wearing celebrity like Britney Spears while she was on the Late Show. If I had any money, I would place my money on some radical extremist who doesn’t agree with the way she kidnap adopted her son David.

Donald Trump is adding another person on his list to talk crap about. This time the human publicity machine has sight his site on Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. Donald thinks she’s a nice person, but he would like to fire her as the nation’s chief negotiator.

In all fairness, I see Condoleezza Rice – she goes on a plane, she gets off a plane, she waves, she goes there to meet some dictator. … They talk, she leaves, she waves, the plane takes off. Nothing happens, it’s a joke, nothing ever happens. I think she’s a very nice woman, but I don’t want a nice woman. I want someone that’s not necessarily nice.

Donald must be losing ground with his battle with Rosie O’Donnell so he has to find an easy target for his whipping post. Seems like his only targets are of the female persuasion, if I didn’t know any better I would think Trump hates female who talks.

Mike Tyson has been indicted on felony drug possession and paraphernalia possession counts and two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of drugs. This indictment comes from his Dec. 29 arrest for DUI and drug possession.

Thomas said he would pursue prison time for Tyson, who was convicted of rape in Indiana in 1992 and pleaded no contest to misdemeanor assault charges in Maryland in 1999.

“Tyson endangered the public and himself and must be held accountable for his actions,” Thomas said. “It’s my hope that a conviction and prison time will help him to break his addictions and learn to comply with the law.”

Thomas is sadly mistaken when he said jail time is going to break Tyson. He must not know Tyson is like a pit bull and when you cage up a pit bull the result is never good. The only solution is to put down the pit bull before it’s too late. Oh wait, we’re talking about a human and not an animal.

Is it me or is Paula Abdul still drinking before she goes on TV? While on a Fox show promoting the new season of American Idol, Paula sounds more like a person who left happy hour than someone you hire to talk up your show. She clearly looks like someone you expect to hear going to rehab real soon.

Fired Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, is set to take it all off for Playboy. Katie was recently strip of her crown for semi-nude pictures acting like a lesbian.

Spies say Rees is in talks to do a spread for Playboy after turning down “Girls Gone Wild” impresario Joe Francis. “Joe was offering her $25,000 and $2 per video sold for her to host a special and do a video with him,” a source says.

A pal of Katie even threw in accusation of Trump being a homophobic.

Donald Trump is a hypocrite. He lets one girl keep her crown who is a drug addict, but the girl who is a hot, fun party girl who enjoys other women has to be dethroned? I think her lifestyle is fun and amazing. Donald should really stop being so prejudiced against gay and lesbian people, like his fight with Rosie [O’Donnell.]

Can this pal be telling us all that Katie is a lesbian. Wonder if Playboy is going to make a spread featuring Miss USA Tara Conner and former Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees in a girl on girl embrace.