Archive for the 'Humor' Category



Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Tara Reid’s retarded New Years countdown

Looks like either Tara Reid is a dumb retard who has killed off most of her brain cells or she never finish 2nd grade.


Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Paris Hilton’s friends get spam

Being a fake friend of Paris Hilton is hard work. Many of Paris’ friends that are on her MySpace page are reporting that they are being spammed with email about winning a trip to meet her in person. When the “friends” clicked on the e-mail, they were taken to another screen, telling them, “Hurry! Only […]


Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

Steve Wynn ruin a Picasso

Casino mogul Steve Wynn has accidentally ruined a 74-year Picasso painting call Le Reve. While entertaining David and Mary Boies, Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi, Louise Grunwald, and Barbara Walters, Steve winded up putting his elbow into the lower right quadrant of the painting. “So then I made a gesture with my right hand,” Wynn […]


Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

It’s the Devils Day today

Hell, Michigan That’s right folks, its time to celebrate the day of the Devil or better know as 666. So for all you superstitious people out there you might want to avoid today. And for all you people who want to try your luck on this day, you might want to go visit the roulette […]


Monday, April 17th, 2006

Hugh Grant scared of Simon Cowell

This is just too funny, Hugh Grant has confessed he is really scare of American Idol judge Simon Cowell. Grant tells the Today show: I’m too scared to talk to him OK, why the hell would he tell the whole world he’s afraid of Simon? Now the whole world knows he is one big baby. […]


Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Stupid DEA agent sues government

Only in America can you sue someone else for your own stupidity. A Drug Enforcement Administration agent by the name of Lee Paige has filed a lawsuit against the U.S. government for distributing the embarrassing video of him shooting his own foot during a drug education presentation. The funny part of the video was Paige […]


Friday, March 24th, 2006

Brokeback Mountain cheated Randy Quaid

This got to be the funniest thing I saw. Actor Randy Quaid has filed a lawsuit against the producers of the gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain. Quaid’s suit alleged that the producers lied to him about the movie by saying the movie was: a low-budget, art house film, with no prospect of making any money […]


Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Tom Cruise vs. South Park creator

Tom Cruise After Tom Cruise was able to get Comedy Central to pull the repeat airing of a South Park episode about Scientology, the creator of the show have spoken. The creator Trey Parker and Matt Stone released the following statement by way of their lawyer: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Scientology, you may have won THIS […]


Friday, March 17th, 2006

James Blunt pimped out sister

James Blunt has sold off her sister on the auction site eBay so she could get help in getting to a funeral in Ireland. The singer with an addiction to buying and selling on eBay plans to offer up his younger sister after seeing how well the last sister auction went. James says: I had […]


Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

Dell Computer is for porno

Dell computer good for porno. Not real, but still funny.


 
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