Looks like either Tara Reid is a dumb retard who has killed off most of her brain cells or she never finish 2nd grade.

Being a fake friend of Paris Hilton is hard work. Many of Paris’ friends that are on her MySpace page are reporting that they are being spammed with email about winning a trip to meet her in person.
When the “friends” clicked on the e-mail, they were taken to another screen, telling them, “Hurry! Only twenty [...]

Casino mogul Steve Wynn has accidentally ruined a 74-year Picasso painting call Le Reve. While entertaining David and Mary Boies, Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi, Louise Grunwald, and Barbara Walters, Steve winded up putting his elbow into the lower right quadrant of the painting.
“So then I made a gesture with my right hand,” Wynn said, [...]

Hell, Michigan
That’s right folks, its time to celebrate the day of the Devil or better know as 666. So for all you superstitious people out there you might want to avoid today. And for all you people who want to try your luck on this day, you might want to go visit the roulette table [...]

This is just too funny, Hugh Grant has confessed he is really scare of American Idol judge Simon Cowell. Grant tells the Today show:
I’m too scared to talk to him
OK, why the hell would he tell the whole world he’s afraid of Simon? Now the whole world knows he is one big baby.
[Daily Record]

Only in America can you sue someone else for your own stupidity. A Drug Enforcement Administration agent by the name of Lee Paige has filed a lawsuit against the U.S. government for distributing the embarrassing video of him shooting his own foot during a drug education presentation.
The funny part of the video was Paige saying, [...]

This got to be the funniest thing I saw. Actor Randy Quaid has filed a lawsuit against the producers of the gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain. Quaid’s suit alleged that the producers lied to him about the movie by saying the movie was:
a low-budget, art house film, with no prospect of making any money
Quaid is [...]

Tom Cruise
After Tom Cruise was able to get Comedy Central to pull the repeat airing of a South Park episode about Scientology, the creator of the show have spoken. The creator Trey Parker and Matt Stone released the following statement by way of their lawyer:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the [...]

James Blunt has sold off her sister on the auction site eBay so she could get help in getting to a funeral in Ireland. The singer with an addiction to buying and selling on eBay plans to offer up his younger sister after seeing how well the last sister auction went. James says:
I had a [...]

Dell computer good for porno. Not real, but still funny.

More unattractive quality that Kimberly Stewart possesses to repel the guys away. This time its stinky feet that caused a stir at the W magazine Oscar Hollywood retreat house when she removed her shoes for a pedicurist, as reported by PageSix:
her feet stunk so [bleeping] bad that the pedicurist refused to do her toes . [...]

Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump
Star of The Apprentice has came out and say that if he wasn’t the father of daughter Ivanka, he would love to date her. All this took place when Donald Trump and Ivanka were on The View talking about the appearance of Ivanka on the show The Apprentice. When Trump was [...]

David Beckham
Superstar soccer player David Beckham is no genius when it comes to math. Beckham says son Brooklyn’s math homework leaves him baffled and as a result had to call wife Victoria Beckham to help out.
Who would have knew Victoria was the brains in the family. David went on to tell Mail on Sunday:
Their [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day
[Gallery of the Absurd]

Update: Here is a a clip from the show, but it doesn’t show the poop.

While reporting from Milan, Italy on the Winter Olympics for The Today Show a pigeon decided to relieve itself on Katie Couric’s head. I guess if the saying is true, Katie is going to have a lot of good luck.Katie Couric [...]