Archive for the 'Health' Category



Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Terminator Hospitalized

Former Terminator and current California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was taken to the hospital earlier in the morning yesterday. The Terminator was taken to the hospital for rapid heartbeat. The cause of the rapid heartbeat may have been a side effect of his surgery in 1997 to fix a hereditary valve problem. After being sent to […]


Monday, December 5th, 2005

Vince Vaughn Gets Fit

Almost caught drunk driving Vince Vaughn is getting slim for hot Jennifer Aniston. According to 3am Vince has started a gruelling fitness program to lose the fat. I bet this has to do with Jennifer being piss that Brad Pitt is going to become the father of Angelina Jolie’s children. According to a close source […]


Thursday, December 1st, 2005

World Aids Day 2005

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Tom Cruise Endangering Baby

The latest present Tom Cruise bought for Katie Holmes is being slammed be the people at the American College of Radiology (ACR). The sonogram Tom bought for Katie can be illegal if he is doing the scan himself. Dr. Carol M Rumack from ACR says: This is a patient safety issue. Untrained people, even if […]


Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Go To Wal-Mart When Sick

Now there is going to be a new place to go when your feeling a little blue. Why not take a trip to your local Wal-Mart and do a little shopping and get a check up in one trip. The first in-store walk-in medical clinic is located in Orange, Florida with expansion to your neck […]


Sunday, October 23rd, 2005

Bird Flu Spreads To England

The avian flu has spread to England now. It’s a matter of time before it rest the United States. The British government said Sunday that a strain of bird flu that killed a parrot in quarantine is the deadly H5N1 strain that has plagued Asia and recently spread to Europe. Scientists determined that the parrot, […]


Thursday, October 20th, 2005

Plastic Surgery Doesn’t Work For Versace

Is it me or does Donatella Versace look better without the plastic surgery? I stand corrected, plastic surgery doesn’t make you look better. She better get a refund on those works she got done. Probably would have gotten a better job with a vacuum hose. Via [A Socialite’s Life]


Friday, October 14th, 2005

Another Reason Not To Smoke

A new reason for all you ladies out there to stop smoking, the date rape cigarette. For all you ladies out there, the next time a guy offer you a smoke think if you want to sleep with the guy first. If you do, take the cancer stick, if not go to the next guy. […]


Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Avian Flu Pandemic Comes Ashore

After a weak governmental response to Hurricane Katrina and news of the deadly flu in other countries and before it reach the United States, President Bush wants to impose a quarantine in the event of an outbreak by using the military. The rate of death cause by avian flu is at 50% which is very […]


Thursday, August 25th, 2005

China Cracks Down on Online Game Playing

The Chinese government will be implementing a time limit on the amount of time someone can play certain online games continuously. Give it to the Chinese for doing this, the side effect of this limit is that they won’t have a growing amount of obese children that’s sitting around their computers playing game. I can […]


 
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