Archive for August, 2007

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Owen Wilson didn’t overdose on suicide attempt

Who knew trying to commit suicide wasn’t as severe as overdosing while trying to commit suicide. Owen Wilson’s attorney told Access Hollywood: Contrary to other reports, there was no drug overdose. The attorney also added the actor did not have his stomach pumped and was taking antidepressants, but was not aware of any other drugs […]

Lindsay Lohan drugs sex rehab

Lindsay Lohan must be the life of all parties. Female First is reporting that while staying at the Cirque Lodge rehab center she was caught with drugs and having sex with another male patient. Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug […]

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Lindsay Lohan and 7 misdemeanors

This is a story about Lindsay Lohan and seven misdemeanors. After getting off of more serious cocaine charges, Lohan was charged with seven misdemeanors, including two counts of DUI. TMZ reports why the D.A. didn’t file felony cocaine charges: The D.A. always looks at the person and the circumstances. In Lohan’s case, the fact that […]

Hayden Panettiere milk stache

Hayden Panettiere is the new Got Milk celebrity sporting a milk mustache. Somehow the glass of milk she is holding explodes, not sure why, but it might have something to do with she show Heroes. I bet after looking at the poster your thinking of another kind of white liquid substance that you can personally […]

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

Britney Spears turns down comeback

In a bizarre decision, Britney Spears, turned down recording a duet with Justin Timberlake at the last minute. The recording was to be produced by Timbaland, who had written it specifically for her. Page Six says: Timbaland set aside a week out of his crazy schedule to do this – and then, just before she […]

Lindsay Lohan avoids cocaine charges

Somehow Lindsay Lohan got herself out of being charged with cocaine possession. TMZ writes: We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills. As […]

Beyonce’s wardrobe malfunction

Beyonce experience an wardrobe malfunction during a concert in Toronto. While performing Deja Vu her dress opened and exposed her breast, like a true professional she just held her dress together and continue with her dancing. If you expect to see some viewable breast, I’m sorry to tell you, you won’t unless you have some […]

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Happy Birthday Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere turns 18 today, which mean she is now legal and all you dirty bastards can now legally fantasize about doing all those freaky things to her except giving her an alcoholic beverage. Now you don’t have to look behind, when your looking at her playful tongue.

Kevin Federline gets a paying job

Kevin Federline Some how Kevin Federline got the people behind CW’s One Tree Hill to hire him for the show. K-Fed will play Jason, a cocky, enigmatic frontman for the fictional band, No Means Yes. Mark Schwahn, the creator of the show, tells People: He really seemed like a sweet guy and I just felt […]

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Michael Vick to plead guilty and head to jail

Michael Vick the Atlanta Falcons quarterback and all around asshole dog killer agreed to plead guilty to federal conspiracy charges next Monday. Michael face a possible five years prison term and a fine of $250,000 when he is sentence next week. Vick’s attorney Billy Martin issue the following statement: After consulting with his family over […]

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