Britney Spears was spotted outside Millennium Dance Studio dressed as a hooker and sporting what looks like a wedding ring. Did she forget to remove that ring from her finger after divorcing Kevin Federline or was that divorce thing fake or did she marry someone else we all don’t know about?
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Tyra Banks went on The View yesterday and winded up squeezing Rosie O’Donnell’s breast. Looks like Rosie was turned on, but had to push Tyra away before her girlfriend, Kelli Carpenter, gets mad and dump her ass.
According to Us Weekly Paris Hilton was publicly humiliated by Prince at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. The public humiliation started when Paris was invited to join him on stage at Club 3121. Once on stage Prince handed a mic to her to see if she can sing.
As a “delighted” Hilton obliged, Prince, 48, handed her the mic and told the audience, “Let’s see if she can really sing,” says the witness. Hilton stormed offstage – and left the club two songs later.
Who knew Paris would be offended by someone giving her a chance to sing her song. Even Sanjaya Malakar from the America Idol would have grab the mic and started singing “Something To Talk About.” Oh yea, Paris can’t sing that’s why she got all mad and ran off.
A woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock tried to kill her husband, Jesse James, by attempting three or four times to run him over with her silver Mercedes. The incident all happened in front of Sandra and his 10-year-old son.
Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident. We’re told Valentine also “laid in the driveway and wouldn’t move.” Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody. Valentine is being held on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon.
Marcia Valentine must have been trying to saved Sandra life, thinking Jesse was some thug keeping her by force. And the 3 to 4 times of trying to run Jesse over was just some kind of warning to scare him away. This is like when I tried to scare some seagulls by running toward it.
Rosie O’Donnell is set to pack her bags and leave The View after just one year of giving the world her opinionated views. Reason for not staying according to Rosie is that she wanted to only do one more year, but ABC wanted three more years. So instead of torturing us for three years, she decided to leave.
What really happen is Donald Trump was right all along when he said O’Donnell would be fired and it also didn’t help when Rosie attacked Rupert Murdoch at the Women in Communications luncheon.
Britney Spears was seen flashing her pantie over the weekend at Parc. Britney is starting to look like a clown or maybe a mime. For some reason, I have no idea why, but she reminds me of that movie by Stanley Kubrick, Clockwork Orange. Luckily this time around Britney remember to wear underwear or we would have more of her shaved beaver.
Paris Hilton must be going crazy with her possible jail term that she’s starting to blame Lindsay Lohan. While leaving Les Deux last Friday with her sister she started chanting “Firecrotch” to herself.
But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself – but loudly – so everyone around her could hear. And she wasn’t saying it to anybody – she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!
This is just your typical Paris who realized that her fame is about to be taken away when she gets sent to the big house.
More problems for Girl Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, besides being arrested for contempt of court, he has now been indicted for tax evasion. Smut pimping Joe was indicted for allegedly deducting more than $20 million in false business expenses and transferring more than $15 million from an offshore bank account to a brokerage account. With this indictment comes the possibility of serving up to 10 years in prison and $500,000 in fines if convicted.
So the next time you think about cheating the government to their fair share of your money, just remember deducting the use of a couple hypnotist to hypnotize wild girls on spring break to take off their clothing and have sex with each other isn’t kosher.
Kate Moss hangs out with some full figure women. It may look like these two fat girls are chasing Moss down across the street in slow walking pace, but you would be wrong. This is just your typical hot girl who go out with a couple of ugly less than pretty girls so they look better picture.
Looks like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are going to take over the worlds oceans with their alleged purchase of a 240 foot yacht costing well over $140 million from an Italian company. The Sun reports:
The couple are said to have ordered the 240ft, three-decker from a boatbuilder near Rome.
It will boast six ensuite bedrooms — kitted out with luxury marble and gold fittings — a swimming pool, helicopter pad and gym.
Boat builder Mario La Via said Privilege Yard in Civitavecchia had orders to build several yachts, including a 240-footer.
This story is just too silly to believe, can you picture Angelina spending close to 200 million dollars on a boat when she can use that money to feed those hungry orphans around the world. Maybe these two bought some Google stocks when it first came out and are using the profits to buy this ridiculously expensive boat.
The long process of who is the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter, Dannielynn, has come to an end and the real father according to the DNA test is none other than Larry Birkhead. Outside the Bahamian courthouse Birkhead told the crowd:
I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so. I’m the father. Thank you for your support. Thank you for the people who got me this far. Thank you very much. My baby’s gonna be coming home pretty soon. Things are moving quickly here, and we’ll see what happens.
After learning what that he wasn’t the father, Howard K. Stern, has announce that he will do whatever he can to get Larry full custody.
I am not going to fight Larry Birkhead on custody. We are going to do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Dannielynn are carried out. I’m going to do whatever I can to make sure that he gets sole custody. Larry can come over to the house and spend as much time as he wants with her right now.
Now the next fight will be about the millions that Dannielynn could inherit.
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was arrested earlier today at the Panama City airport in Florida on a warrant for criminal contempt of court. A judge in Florida had issued a warrant for his arrest when Francis changed the terms of his 2003 lawsuit settlement. To comply with the warrant on his head, Joe had plan to turn himself in to the U.S. Marshal, but plans changed when airport police recognized and arrested him before he could turn himself in.
Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan dresses up in nothing but bullets in Rolling Stone magazine to promote their latest movie, Grindhouse. Theres nothing better then seeing girls in bullets except seeing girls in bullets minus the ammo.
Halle Berry gets her very own star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. To celebrate this moment, Halle got up close and personal with her star and made out with it. Now only if I still had my transforming super power, I would have been that star
Rosie O’Donnell said she has been suffering from depression since the shooting at Columbine. To help improve her mental state, Rosie has been hanging upside down like a bat each day. On her show The View to be aired tomorrow, Rosie said:
I couldn’t stop crying. I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn’t get out of bed and that’s when I started taking medication.
She also added that she has been taking medication to help her and that people should not judge people who take medication for depression. I bet that was directed towards Tom Cruise and his anti-medication views.
Now we know why Rosie is so mean spirited. And can you picture Rosie trying to hang upside down, she must be a gymnast masquerading as a hippo we never knew about.
