Paris Hilton moving to the big house
Posted by George on May 4th, 2007
Paris Hilton goes to jail

It’s finally happening, the world around Paris Hilton is starting to crumble before our very eyes. Paris has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Paris will be going to the big house on June 5. There will be no special treatment for the heiress, the judge is making sure she won’t be allowed on work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail, or some wimpy electronic monitoring in lieu of real jail time.

An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris’ parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we’re told, was especially distraught.

Lets hope Paris forgets about reporting to jail on June 5th so she gets double the amount of time she has to serve and we won’t have to hear anything more about her for a good 90 days.

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  1. Pingback by Paris Hilton » Blog Archive » Paris Hilton moving to the big house on May 5, 2007 @ 3:05 am

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  2. Posted by nina on May 12, 2007 @ 10:56 am

    esta tia es una puta viciosa. k folle como y con ella quiera, pero k nos deje en paz. K se lo miren los k follan con ella. esta tiene sifilis o cancer por lo menos

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