Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan crashed her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset Blvd. and has been arrested for DUI. Lohan was taken to the Century City Hospital in another car for minor injuries to her upper chest area. Police also discover a usable amount of cocaine in the vehicle, but not on Lohan’s body.

Cops say they arrested her at Century City Hospital where she had been taken by friends after the accident. They’re waiting for results of blood tests to determine just what substances she had in her system. One thing the cops do know… more charges could be filed in this case.

Lohan must be completing her to-do list before her 21st birthday on July 2. She can now cross out hit and run, DUI, caught with cocaine in her car, and going to the hospital all in one day from her list.

Lindsay Lohan made such a commotion that she was asked to vacate the Soho Grand Hotel in Manhattan, where her boyfriend was staying with another woman. It all started with Calum Best checking into the hotel with another woman and shortly after, Lohan checked in with another guy to make him jealous. After checking in, Lohan went clubbing until about 1:30am and then upon returning to hotel she collapsed in the lobby and had to be carried into her room by the manager.

She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties. Lohan’s date and bodyguard seemed so appalled by the scene that they didn’t do a thing to help her, a staffer told Star, and so the hotel’s night manager carried Lohan to her room.

After recovering a little from her drunkenness Lindsay then proceeded to repeatedly telephoned Best’s room, which eventually lead her to walk up to his hotel room and started banging on it. All this craziness ended when she was asked to leave at 5:30am.

Paris Hilton has issued a statement yesterday stating that she is not above the law.

After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.

No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.

Who is she fooling with this statement, saying your not above the law then trying to get a pardon from your jail sentencing is in fact the opposite. So lets make sure Paris knows she isn’t above the law by putting this heiress behind bars.

Forget about putting on the Free Paris Hilton t-shirt, get yourself a Fuck Paris t-shirt instead. Your doggy can even sport his very own Fuck Paris shirt. Why not remind yourself of how fucked Paris is by seeing it every time you look at the clock. You can get yours at Cafepress.

Jessica Simpson gets to show off her boobs at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Benefit Gala. Looks like she found out people are only interested in her breast and not her face, so she learns to strike a poses with her boobs push out so it smacks your face. I wonder if Her papa Joe Simpson took these picture, that’s just not right.

It’s finally happening, the world around Paris Hilton is starting to crumble before our very eyes. Paris has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Paris will be going to the big house on June 5. There will be no special treatment for the heiress, the judge is making sure she won’t be allowed on work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail, or some wimpy electronic monitoring in lieu of real jail time.

An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” Witnesses inside the courtroom say that Paris’ parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, were both visibly upset as the sentence was handed down. Kathy, we’re told, was especially distraught.

Lets hope Paris forgets about reporting to jail on June 5th so she gets double the amount of time she has to serve and we won’t have to hear anything more about her for a good 90 days.

Video of David Hasselhoff drunk off his ass at his Las Vegas home. The tape was recorded by his 16-year-old daughter three months ago. David gave the following statement in response to the video making it’s way to the public.

I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters who were concerned for my well being there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my daughters. The tape was never meant to become public, but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have.

That’s like me when I was drunk. The only thing that’s different is my drunk ass didn’t get recorded for the world to see.

Britney Spears was spotted outside Millennium Dance Studio dressed as a hooker and sporting what looks like a wedding ring. Did she forget to remove that ring from her finger after divorcing Kevin Federline or was that divorce thing fake or did she marry someone else we all don’t know about?
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Tyra Banks went on The View yesterday and winded up squeezing Rosie O’Donnell’s breast. Looks like Rosie was turned on, but had to push Tyra away before her girlfriend, Kelli Carpenter, gets mad and dump her ass.

Britney Spears was seen flashing her pantie over the weekend at Parc. Britney is starting to look like a clown or maybe a mime. For some reason, I have no idea why, but she reminds me of that movie by Stanley Kubrick, Clockwork Orange. Luckily this time around Britney remember to wear underwear or we would have more of her shaved beaver.