Look out Victoria Secrets, theres a new bra and panties in town. And these new under garment are made of candy so after both of you are done playing you can snack on something to get your energy back. The makers of these delectable and wearable underwear is Gasworks Inc. The cost is $9.99 each, […]
A Chinese rubber company is about to manufacture condoms name after Clinton and Lewinsky. The first 100,000 produced will be given out free of charge, to help promote the new product to people of China. The Clinton condoms will be sold in boxes of 12 for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) and the Lewinsky ones will be […]
Here are some funny/memorable moments that I think took place at the 2005 Emmy Awards. I will also be updating this as the show goes. 08:23 p.m. EST Donald Trump and Megan Mullally singing the theme song to Green Acre for the Emmy Idol competition. Emmy Idol like the American Idol but the singers are […]
The August contest at SimplyFired came and went real fast. The winner of the Apprentice cruise thats taking place in about two weeks is James Garrison. Happy sailing to the Caribbean James. James won with a pizza entry, here is a snippet of the winning fired story: I had been working for a mortgage company […]
Well Bruce Lee isn’t really a God but he will still be worshipped like one in a Bosnian city of Mostar. Bruce Lee’s already being worshipped the world over but this time he will get a bronze statue of his likeness erected in a city so all the lowly people can look up and pay […]
Have you wonder what human meat taste like, well wonder no more. You can buy your very own tofu that taste like human meat. You can buy these human tasting tofu which are call Hufu for just $14.98. There are a total of four recipes that you can try, which are Hufu Stoganoff, Lechter’s Liver […]
Looks like a stripper in San Diego can’t take no for an answer. The stripper ask a client if he wanted a lap dance, the client say “No” so the stripper pull out a knife out of her bag and stab the guy who didn’t want a lap dance. The moral of this story is […]
I haven’t heard of people stealing other people’s gasoline in their car until yesterday. A friend of a friend had his gas tank siphon dry, a total of about $40 worth of gas suck into another person’s car. When I heard this was I was sure this was a joke until I read that others […]
Got to suck to be this guy. If being posted on Flickr as a guy who pulled his pipe out and molested himself was bad enough. Now he is on the cover of the New Your Daily News for all to see. Knew there was a use for cell phone camera, its the new crime […]
All you girls out there who were always jealous about not being able to pee standing up, well your wish has been answer with this new product call P-Mate. With three easy steps any girl can pee standing up. Why the hell would a women pay $5.50 for a pack of five disposable pee pee. […]