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Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan gone wild with Joe Francis

This was bound to happen in this crazy world we live in. Lindsay Lohan is now reported to be shacking up with the creator of teen smut Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis. They are reported to be so serious that Joe was by her side when she had her appendix taken out two weeks ago. […]




Naomi Campbell plead guilty to assault on maid

Naomi Campbell has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault for throwing her cell phone that wind up hitting her maid over some missing jeans. I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her. For her guilty plead, Naomi gets to […]




Angelina Jolie not happy with questions

Angelina Jolie mood at the Golden Globe wasn’t her typical save the world happy girl. Jolie wasn’t too happy with all the questions Ryan Seacrest was asking, after giving Ryan the silent treatment, Brad leapt in and said, “The answer is ‘no comment.’” Not even Brad was immune from Jolie’s death stare. The “Tomb Raider” […]




NFL doesn’t want vagina flashing Britney Spears

The NFL is getting ready to create an all-star celebrity Super Bowl advertisement promoting the NFL Network to air on Feb 4 Super bowl game. According to a source, Britney Spears was flat out rejected when they asked to participate. “She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris […]


Monday, January 15th, 2007

Britney Spears Vegas Fantasy

Britney Spears and her new flavor of the month Isaac Cohen stayed at the $40,000-a-night Fantasy Tower suite located at The Palms in Vegas this past weekend. And you know she didn’t pay that big price tag to stay at the two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa. The suite features a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, […]


Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Someone really hates Madonna

Madonna Someone must really be out for Madonna, after appearing on David Letterman’s her car was almost run off the road by two vehicles. Madonna’s driver noticed there were two big vehicles driving closely behind her and tried to ditch them by turning on to Fifth Avenue. He was particularly concerned as Madonna has recently […]




Donald Trump’s set sight on new target

Donald Trump is adding another person on his list to talk crap about. This time the human publicity machine has sight his site on Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. Donald thinks she’s a nice person, but he would like to fire her as the nation’s chief negotiator. In all fairness, I see Condoleezza Rice – […]


Friday, January 12th, 2007

Mike Tyson indicted and face possible prison time

Mike Tyson has been indicted on felony drug possession and paraphernalia possession counts and two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of drugs. This indictment comes from his Dec. 29 arrest for DUI and drug possession. Thomas said he would pursue prison time for Tyson, who was convicted of rape in Indiana in 1992 […]




Paula Abdul still drunk on TV

Is it me or is Paula Abdul still drinking before she goes on TV? While on a Fox show promoting the new season of American Idol, Paula sounds more like a person who left happy hour than someone you hire to talk up your show. She clearly looks like someone you expect to hear going […]




Katie Rees to pose for Playboy

Fired Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, is set to take it all off for Playboy. Katie was recently strip of her crown for semi-nude pictures acting like a lesbian. Spies say Rees is in talks to do a spread for Playboy after turning down “Girls Gone Wild” impresario Joe Francis. “Joe was offering her $25,000 and […]


 
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