Jessica Simpson has found the best excuse to get a nose job, while filming her newest movie, Major Movie Star, she purposely accidentally hit herself in the face with a gun and broke her nose. Jessica explains:

I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!

I can just imagine her holding a gun over her head while running with high heels then realizing this would be the best time to get a better nose like her sister Ashlee Simpson. Wonder which new nose style she’s going to pick?

In other Jessica news, she has denied rumors about her adopting a Mexican orphan.

Britney Spears did a photo shoot back in April 25 with Allure magazine and you would expect a totally different result than these. Either there is a Britney twin out there or they did some heavy duty airbrushing, I’m gonna go on the limb here and say airbrush. Does Allure really think their readers are going to be fool and think this is what she really look like.

If you believe what the National Enquirer is saying then Halle Berry is two months pregnant with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry’s child. A source tells the National Enquirer:

Halle is so happy right now. She’s wanted a baby for so long. But at the same time she’s scared because she is very aware of the complications that having diabetes can cause during pregnancy. She’s doing everything possible to make sure her baby is born healthy.

This would be more believable if it was coming from someone other than the Enquirer.

Not really sure what Anne Hathaway is doing to her boyfriend, but it sure looks like she’s giving him some good head. Just look at the satisfying expression on his face. She must be so use to people with cameras that she totally forgot about all the paparazzi around her.

Nicole Richie is starting to show her four month pregnant body, which looks better than when she was stick thin or when she was dress in a pregnant suit. Besides a growing belly, Nicole’s breast are also getting a big boost in the size department. Poor old Mischa Barton who had to unfortunately stand next to a glowing Nicole.

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Alli Sims, Britney Spears’ cousin/assistant, has been served with legal paper at a party in the Hollywood Hills at about 2:30am. Looks like Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline’s lawyer, isn’t playing around when he sent ex-Israeli soldier to serve the subpoena. The subpoena will force Alli to testify in custody case between Britney and Kevin and she’ll have to talk about Britney’s parenting skills.

The only reason for this has to be about Britney’s millions and how Kevin wants to get his grubby hands on those dirty greenbacks. According to TMZ:

Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart?

It’s puzzling that Kevin is suddenly alarmed, given that he’s had absolutely no contact with Spears for almost three months. In fact, we’re told she’s begging him to communicate because of parenting issues but he won’t play ball.

Poor Britney, she just can’t seem to get out of this hell she calls life. From acting like a nudist to shaving her hair off and going to a rehab center to having someone you once married because you were in love trying to steal your hard earn money. Poor Britney you just want to feel sorry for this girl, until you read she did something stupid again.

Britney Spears hits a parked car while trying to park her Mercedes so she can go into a vitamin store in Studio City; and after hitting the parked station wagon she screamed, “I’m a brainiac!” After checking over her car you would expect her to also do the same with the car she just hit, if you expected that, you would be wrong very wrong my friend. Not only did she not check on the other car’s damage, but she didn’t even take the time to leave a note for the owner.

At least she listen to a photographer to squat down and check her car which gave some of the paparazzi a opportunity to snap another crotch shot. She must have been so traumatized about how a park car could have jumped in front of her while parking that she fail to remember she was wearing a skirt.

Brett Ratner isn’t homophobic but he received his first blow job from a guy. This blow job of a story all came out after he told The Advocate about the inspiration for a scene in Rush Hour 3. When the Advocate asked, “when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man.” Brett responded:

That’s from my personal experience. My first [oral sex] was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man… I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl.

I don’t know about you, but I would make sure it’s a girl before I let the person get anywhere near the family jewels. And if this thing ever happens to people, I don’t think they will be sharing it with a magazine. Just look at Eddie Murphy’s explanation when he was caught with a transvestite hooker, “I was being a good Samaritan.”

Madonna’s adoption of her new son, David, from Malawi has a new problem. An Malawi court appointed official that was assign to assess the suitability of Madonna and her husband Guy Richie has been denied permission to travel to Britain. The Malawi Minister of Women and Child Development, Kate Kainja, is barring Penstone Kilembe from traveling to Britain because he received a plane ticket and money from Madonna without government approval. Kilembe says:

What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David sent back to his village.

So the guy was was picked to check on David in Britain took a bribe and got caught; now the whole adoption will fall through because he can’t go check in on David. Poor David, after living like a prince he’s gonna have to go back to living like a peasant.

Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab again and this time it’s at the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah. Lohan will undergo an intensive rehabilitation program that will last a minimum of 30 days.

The Lodge was named by Town & Country magazine to be one of the country’s top rehabs. For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy — with rooms for 16 residents at a time. Rooms boast spectacular views, Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, and stars such as MARY-KATE OLSEN and DAVID HASSELHOFF have reportedly sought treatment there.

This place sounds more like a vacation than anything else. Who would have known sitting in a Jacuzzi overlooking a spectacular view would do wonders in rehabilitating someone with a drinking and maybe a drug problem.