Jessica Simpson

After only a few days of messing up the lyrics to Dolly Parton’s tribute, Jessica Simpson is now having trouble memorizing her lines in the movie Blonde Ambition. The problem got so bad that the director had to put a microphone in her ear so a crew member can read her the lines.

After the seventh take on one shot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines. Everyone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying ‘I’m sorry, everyone. I’m sorry.’

The source also added her co-star Luke Wilson was sympathetic and “patted [Simpson] on the back and told her it would be okay.” Don’t listen to Luke, Jessica because its not okay to mess up like that. Keep this crap up and people are going to start talking smack about you not being able to read. Better yet get your ex to cancel that bad luck he wished on you.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie came to New York City and walked the red carpet together for the first time at the premiere of Jolie’s newest movie The Good Shepherd. After seeing these two going from one African village to another adopting help one child after another, its good to see them showered and made up. They must have found some kind of potion on their journey to help mankind that make them look hotter as each day passes.

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Paris Hilton release the following bulletin from her MySpace account, defending Britney Spears’ recent vagina flashing.

I told Brit I’d write a bulletin on here to try to clear some news to atleast the people who are on my list…

Lately, you’ve been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her “behavior” and sadly they’re blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we’ve gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else.

Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday. For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.

She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.

Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them “bad parents” She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind

Love,
Paris

When you need Paris to defend you, your really in trouble. You still didn’t convince us Paris and we still blame you for Britney’s vagina around the world.

We were right when we had our doubts about reports of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Christmas wedding in Africa. Our first clue that the wedding was not on the up and up was the fact that Oprah Winfrey help with the decision in picking the location and her invite to the wedding. We all know Jolie and Oprah aren’t really close after Oprah took Jennifer Aniston’s side. Now Us magazine reports:

Brad Pitt’s rep denied late Friday that the actor is planning to wed Angelina Jolie in Johannesburg. “It’s all made up,” the rep told Us Weekly. Guests attending, according to the report, included Oprah Winfrey. “Oprah would not be invited to their wedding. They are not that close,” a source close to the couple says.

You got yo feel bad for Oprah, like no one wants you at their wedding, not even an imaginary one. What ever happen to the Oprah love, now its all Oprah hate these days. Even rappers hate her ass.

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You know its a good party when sisters, Paris and Nicky Hilton, goes into a limousine and stick their legs up while their ass touch each other. How hot would it be if these two sisters had a threesome together…haha. This reminds me of two sisters I know who showers together.

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Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie has gotten herself arrested this morning for when two driver called the police after seeing her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone. Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot. A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.

The booking sheet also reveals Richie’s weight of 85lb., I wonder how much she weighted before those reports of her gaining a few pounds. Very scary indeed.

Update: Added her mugshot

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

According to OK magazine Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a Christmas wedding in a small village outside Johannesburg, Africa.

They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and don’t need big Hollywood glitz like Tom Cruise had in Italy. They are so much in love. Brad and Angelina have waited a long time for this chapter in their lives to unfold.

A source says the location of this wedding was influence by talk queen Oprah Winfrey.

When you have the chance to capture lightning in a bottle you need to go for it. Ange is grateful to have a big sister in Oprah, a person who understands her fears of commitment but is also a kindred spirit.

This can’t possibly be correct, isn’t Jolie still a little mad at Oprah for those interviews she did with Jennifer Aniston after her split with Jolie’s current love Brad Pitt? And, isn’t Oprah still mad about Jolie rejecting her request to help one of her charity that promote a girl’s school in Africa?

So looks like this can’t possibly be correct. If this is correct than Oprah must be feeling really bad after being snubbed by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes twice, so she extended an olive branch so she gets invited to at least one wedding. Yep this got to be the real reason.

Beyonce’s rep is denying the recent reports of them getting married in a surprise birthday party for Jay-Z in Anguilla. The rep for Jay-Z is also backing up the denial by saying she had no knowledge of any approaching nuptials.

Can this denial be part of the smokescreen they are throwing out to throw us all off their wedding track? In any case we are all glad to hear there will be no wedding, because it would be like a Beauty and the Beast wedding.

Blade star Wesley Snipes has been arrested on charges of tax fraud, for allegedly making $12 million in fake refund claims on top of not filing his returns from 1999 through 2004.

The actor flew into the Orlando International Airport and voluntarily surrendered, Cole said. He was due to appear in court at 10:30 a.m. on Ocala, Fla.

Before his surrender to police, Snipes was in Namibia shooting the movie Gallow Walker. This is just not exciting enough for an action star, I would have imagine a more exciting conclusion to his arrest than surrendering.