Britney Spears gets booed at the Lakers-Wizards game. Britney’s plan of a comeback is starting to look not so bright. It doesn’t help when you go out without any panties or bra and hang out with Paris Hilton, which will all make lots of people hate you. At the Laker game last night, Britney and sister Jamie Lynn’s faces popped up on the Jumbotron, which cause the crowd to booed so loud that Britney got so mad and walked out of the game before it was over.

To add injury to insult, the image of a K-Fed-alike graced the Jumbotron shortly thereafter, and the crowd actually cheered.

You know people hate you when Kevin Federline gets cheered while you get booed. Britney’s career is going down the drain before it ever got a chance to be resurrected. Hopefully Britney is listening to her fans and will calm down from partying and stay home and take care of her two babies.

Paris Hilton is claiming to be celibate for six to seven months now. Here is what Paris had to said in this matter:

About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single. Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.

By her calculation, she will be back doing the doggy style in six to five months. But, we all know six to seven months in Paris time is like a couple weeks. Maybe to celebrate one year of celibacy, Paris will make another night vision porn tape.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt the Golden Child makes an appearance with parents Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, and sibling Maddox and Zahara. Hello Magazine has more of the family and their trip to Maddox’s homeland of Cambodia.

Maddox has taken the role of protector of the Golden Child. The perfect family, lets hope it stays this way. A close up of Shiloh after the jump.
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After showing us her vagina a few weeks ago, Britney Spears is now showing us her nipples. The nipple shot isn’t as clear as when she flash her vagina, but you can still make out the areola from the see through shirt.

Soon she will go out with nothing but a robe so she can just flash every single person she meets on the street, just like those perverts in a trench coats you hear on the news. Anymore of these picture and I can tell people I slept with Britney, because I can tell you where all her birth marks are.

New England Patriots player Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan are officially done. It took nearly a year for these two to finally call it quits. Bridget’s rep had the following statement concerning the split:

(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made.

You got to feel bad for Bridget, I mean her ex Tom Brady has three Super Bowl rings, two Super Bowl MVP awards, and played in three Pro Bowl. It’s going to be hard finding someone that’s better, very hard, like only in the movie hard. Any Bridget isn’t getting any younger at age 35. Poor old Bridget.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie was on the Good Morning America show and said she Brad Pitt want more children and will adopt another to balance their “mixed-race family.” She also added that she’s on the pill so she won’t be having another biological child in the near future.

I want Mad (Maddox) to know that as our family grew and we all came together, we didn’t just start having children, biological children,” the 31-year-old actress said Thursday on ABC’s “Good Morning America. Yes, we have Shiloh and it’s been a wonderful experience, but we want to find another brother or sister in the world for our family. I’m on the pill. You know, now the questions are more when you have a mixed-race family, do you balance the races so there’s another African person in the house for Z? So there’s another Asian person in the house for Mad? Shiloh has Brad and I she can look at. What’s best for the children as they grow? … We don’t just want to have different children from different countries. That’s not the point.

Looks like there won’t be a United Nation in the Jolie-Pitt family. Probably after working for the UN, she didn’t want to come home to another UN.

New friends Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are reportedly not friends anymore. A source close to Britney is saying that she hasn’t been seen with Paris since she posted that message apologizing for her behavior on her website. The source says:

Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.

We would have thought that Britney would have stop hanging out with Paris and flashing her vagina because she realized she’s a mother with two babies and not just for her own career. Maybe this split is for the best, now Paris can get back into hanging out with Brandon Davis and her old pals.

Paris Hilton was spotted with some white stuff in her nose after having a $2,600 lunch with Brandon Davis at Nellos restaurant in New York. These two left a tip of $250 for a bill of $2,350, which comes to a little less than 11%. They had salad and two $1,050 dishes of Kobe Steaks with white truffles, holy cow, those must be some delicious steaks. Anyways, Paris’ spin master Elliot Mintz gives the following explanation for the white substance.

I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics. I would imagine [it’s] something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert. Something that naturally might have found it’s way to onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever. I’d label it a stray dessert.

So what Elliot is saying is after eating, Paris stuck her dirty finger up her nose and left that white thing in there. Paris either has to pick her nose correctly or not leave any white stuff up in there for everyone to get the wrong idea.

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