Paris Hilton’s drooping left eyelid is drooping more now that she is using tinted contacts to make it look blue. Paris has visited a plastic surgeon with sister Nicky to get the droop fix which was initially caused by an eye lift six years earlier. Paris’ rep issued the following counter:

To the best of my knowledge, Paris has never had any kind of cosmetic surgery and has not mentioned any medical procedures having to do with her eyes.

All this time I thought that drooping eyelid was caused by too much manly love juice being shoot in there. I like my reason for her drooping eyelid better than this eye surgery crap, because we all know she likes it on her face.

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham has not been brainwashed to join Tom Cruise intergalactic religion according to The Sun. David wasn’t so lucky, after having hours and hours of talk with Tom, David would have signed on the dotted line to be a part of Tom’s Scientology but Victoria crush the whole idea when she found out joining involved donating. A source said:

Tom spoke to David for hours about Scientology. He feels it could help to lift him out of the blues over his football career.

But Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money.

Victoria has better use David’s money instead of donating it to some wacky cult, like going shopping and buying lots of expensive stuff. The conversation between Tom and David must have involved Tom telling him how he is going to have him star in the next movie with him and all he has to do is join his religion. What Tom didn’t tell David was that he will be using the donation that he has donated to make this movie. What genius, have David pay to work and pocket the profits.

Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey made Forbes list of 20 Richest Women In Entertainment with her estimated $1.5 billion worth. Oprah is so rich that not even Harry Potter can use his magic to take her off the number one spot. To make this list you have to be a working female celebrity who is sorta young with a wealth of over $45 million.

1. Oprah Winfrey – $1.5 billion
2. J.K. Rowling – $1 billion
3. Martha Stewart – $638 million
4. Madonna – $325 million
5. Celine Dion – $250 million
6. Mariah Carey – $225 million
7. Janet Jackson – $150 million
8. Julia Roberts – $140 million
9. Jennifer Lopez – $110 million
10. Jennifer Aniston – $110 million
11. The Olsen Twins – $100 million
12. Britney Spears – $100 million
13. Judge Judy – $95 million
14. Sandra Bullock – $85 million
15. Cameron Diaz – $75 million
16. Gisele Bundchen – $70 million
17. Ellen DeGeneres – $65 million
18. Nicole Kidman – $60 million
19. Christina Aguilera – $60 million
20. Renee Zellweger – $45 million

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is seriously considering having another child at the age of 80, that’s right eight zero. The lucky girl to be the recipient of his sperms is one of three live-in girlfriend Holly Madison. Hefner said:

I wouldn’t say that there’s a plan, but there has certainly been a conversation. I think ‘probability’ is probably an overstatement, but ‘possibility’ is very real. It began as a wish, and now it’s becoming, I mean, on Holly’s part, it’s a more serious conversation.

Hugh also added that Holly is the one for him:

It’s fascinating – I mean, with all the years and the romantic adventures and the marriages, etc. – to find something as special as this at this stage in my life is a miracle.

I can’t imagine legendary Playboy having sex with any of these three girls, oh wait, they now have that little blue pill. You’re probably reading this and feeling a little gross out realizing that a 80 year-old will be like 100 years old before the child can drink legally. This got to be the easiest way to get yourself in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Once again Paris Hilton has one up on Britney Spears when it comes to being invited. Recently Britney was passed over for Paris by the NFL for their Super Bowl ad and now she has been sack by Richard Lugner and his wife Christina from attending the super glitzy Vienna Opera Ball.

Richard Lugner said, “Paris is a very good advertisement for the Opera Ball.”

When asked why BritBrit will no longer be attending, Christina Lugner said, “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.”

To top it off, Paris will be getting $1 million for attending this fancy party. It’s now official, Britney’s star power is now at zero, even her soon to be ex-husband is getting more attention than she is..

Sex kitten Pamela Anderson has apparently learned from Britney Spears’ week of vagina flashing. While her picture was being taken at the launch of Playboy Legacy Collection, Pam used her purse to cover up her vagina and in doing so prevented the world another opportunity to check out her coochie. Who would have thought people’s opinion of seeing Britney’s private parts plaster all over the web would make Pam camera shy.

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Lindsay Lohan

After being linked to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis come news of her entering rehab. It was bound to happen with a girl who is reported to be suffering from liver damage from excessive drinking. Lindsay rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik has issued a statement from her:

I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.

Wishing her well so we can continue to make fun of her after she gets out of rehab for drug and alcohol. I will have to get a case of O’Douls, it taste like crap beer but without the liver damaging effects.

Kevin Federline just got a new paying job making fun of himself with Nationwide Insurance’s upcoming Super Bowl ad. K-Fed has now joined the ranks of M.C. Hammer and Fabio who have also stared in their very own “Life comes at you fast” commercial.

Typical of other ads in the Life Comes at You Fast campaign, the spot opens with a situation that changes in a dramatic and unexpected way. Just as viewers believe they are seeing a Kevin Federline rap video, the ad takes a funny, surprise twist. Nationwide’s Life Comes at You Fast slogan is the punchline.

I can see it now, the ad starts with K-Fed pretending to rap in a music video than cuts into him living in a cardboard box waking up realizing it was all real.

Video of M.C. Hammer and Fabio’s Nationwide commercial after the jump.
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Paris Hilton’s best friend forever, Kim Kardashian, has got her very own sex tape, featuring Brandy’s brother Ray J. Kim’s sex tape is so hot there are several porn companies trying to get their hands on all the wet and wild fun (translation golden shower, as in her getting peed on). The Netflix of the porn world SugarDVD.com has even offer $2 million plus a contract to be their official spokesperson.

The tape includes various sexual acts, including oral sex … and without getting too graphic, water sports.

The deal hasn’t been sign yet, because allegedly Paris is against the deal. Paris is probably against the deal because she knows Kim’s tape will out sell her One Night in Paris home video. Kim has now denied the tape is being shopped around. After all this is cleared out, the next sex tape we will all hear next will be one with Whitney Houston. Did I just say that, going to go throw up now.

Even after having a so call amicable breakup, Cameron Diaz is still clearly mad and piss off at Justin Timberlake. After the Golden Globes awards show, when she saw Justin flirting with Jessica Biel, Cammy “blew up” at her.

Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.” The “Charlie’s Angels” star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel – and screamed at the “Illusionist” star.

If I had low self-esteem and look like Cameron, I would be acting like her when I see someone sexy like Jessica. Cameron should just give up all hopes of getting back with Justin, because you know Jessica’s ass would just completely knock her out.