Denise Richards maybe snorting some cocaine while getting a suntan at the beach. Here are some picture of Denise and what appears to be some kind of white substance on her nose. You decide if it’s cocaine or just some lip balm she had put on thinking her nose was her lips.
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While in Miami for the pre-Super Bowl Pepsi Smash concert, Fergie told reporters that she neither engaged nor pregnant with Josh Duhamel child.
I’ve heard that I’ve been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I’ve never been either. Sorry to disappoint.
I don’t know about you guys but I am not disappointed at all. Not sure if anyone is even remotely disappointed in hearing this Fergie isn’t engaged or pregnant. You have to suspect Josh is under some kind of mind control or a constant beer goggle.
Some close friends of Kevin Federline has allegedly told TMZ that Britney Spears has been calling him late at night trying to get him back. The friends are also saying Brit’s relationship with Isaac Cohen is all a ploy to make K-Fed jealous. While other sources are saying they have little contact and the only contact they have is when it’s about their two kids. The only agreement these two opposing sources have is about the false report of the $25 million K-Fed is receiving.
It’s probably K-Fed himself that called TMZ with a different voice so they don’t think it’s him to tell them about Britney wanting him back. Why the hell would Britney want K-Fed back, unless she figure she can get him to sign another prenuptial than divorce is ass again.
Joe Francis phoned into Howard Stern’s satellite radio show to talk about the lawsuit Paris Hilton is filing against the website parisexposed.com. While on the show Howard asked Joe between Paris and Lindsay Lohan, who gave the best blowjob, Joe responded, “Paris.” The worst in bed according to Joe is none other than can’t count down to New Years Tara Reid. When push to explain why, Joe only said “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…”
Joe than stated that he would not be humping Paris even if Paris was spread eagle in bed.
Well I don’t plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site.
How a little herpes can scare someone like Joe is beyond me. You would assume he already has a case of Valtrex on every Girl Gone Wild bus.
Two of the Lindsay Lohan favorite things to do is eating McDonald and having sex. Apparently rehab is just a vacation from the real world for Lohan, while in rehab she has been sending Brody Jenner some sexy messages involving fast food and jamming meat inside her vagina.
We’ve eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner – former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad – last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”
How kinky is that, eating a Big Mac sandwich while your vagina is getting stuffed with sausage. This reminds me of an episode on the Seinfeld show in which George decided he needed to add food to his sex life, “Food and sex, those are my two passions. It’s only natural to combine them.” Oh the memories.
After video of Pete Doherty injecting himself with cocaine three times surfaced, Kate Moss has dumped the coke head once again. Seems like history is repeating itself. A source tells the Daily Mail:
Kate is understandably livid about these pictures. That they were taken just two days after their special commitment ceremony simply adds insult to injury.
Of course Kate still loves Pete and vice-versa but she’s a clever woman and knows that she has got to put her career first. Kate needs to start looking after herself – or at least be seen to be doing so – and has been strongly advised to take some time off from Pete.
This means not getting herself photographed with him and certainly no raucous nights out – at least until the fuss has all died down a bit.
It’s only time before Doherty dies from a drug overdose and everyone blames the court system for killing him by not locking his ass up in prison.
As suspected, the Beverly Hills Police Department has recommended to the L.A. County District Attorney that felony charges be filed against Lane Garrison for gross vehicular manslaughter. Blood test has also showed that he had more than double the legal amount of alcohol in his system and was also used cocaine. Eyewitnesses are reporting that they saw him “snort lines of cocaine,” which was obtain “from another attendee in an upstairs bedroom of the Beverly Hills home.”
If Lane is charged and convicted, he would face a prison term of no more than 10 years. And when your ass become some guys property, that 10 years will look like hell. He better start trainer his sphincter muscle to block all those uninvited guest he will be receiving.
After getting work with Nationwide Insurance for their upcoming Super Bowl ad, Kevin Federline has just received another job offer, this time it’s a real fast food place. The President of Taco Bell has offer K-Fed a job offer that would only last one hour and anyone who goes to the store gets a free order of their new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos. I’m not sure who’s getting the bum deal in this, but I suspect it’s their customers.
Greg Creed President Taco Bell Corp. 17901 Von Karman Irvine, CA 92614
January 31, 2007
Mr. Kevin Federline
c/o Marilyn Lopez
FYI Public Relations
New York, NY 10023Dear Mr. Federline,
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it’s generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, “My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell.”
We’re flattered, but obviously they’re too young to work for us. So here’s our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We’ll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We’ll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.
We encourage you to continue to “Think Outside the Bun” and hope you accept our tasty offer.
Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.
This is just too damn funny, we couldn’t make this thing up even if we wanted to.
Thandie Newton wearing an updated prison uniform. OK not really, but this would be if it was a women prison movie and when I say movie I mean the porn kind.
Harry Potter or the actor called Daniel Radcliffe is all grownup now. Here are some promo pictures for his upcoming play, Equus. The play calls for Daniel to simulates a sex act while naked and on a horse. There will be 60 people on stage watching him make his nude debut. One more without the white horse.
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