Kevin Federline gets Taco Bell job offer
Posted by George on January 31st, 2007
Kevin Federline's Taco Bell uniform

After getting work with Nationwide Insurance for their upcoming Super Bowl ad, Kevin Federline has just received another job offer, this time it’s a real fast food place. The President of Taco Bell has offer K-Fed a job offer that would only last one hour and anyone who goes to the store gets a free order of their new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos. I’m not sure who’s getting the bum deal in this, but I suspect it’s their customers.

Greg Creed President Taco Bell Corp. 17901 Von Karman Irvine, CA 92614

January 31, 2007
Mr. Kevin Federline
c/o Marilyn Lopez
FYI Public Relations
New York, NY 10023

Dear Mr. Federline,
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it’s generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.

We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, “My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell.”

We’re flattered, but obviously they’re too young to work for us. So here’s our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We’ll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We’ll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.

We encourage you to continue to “Think Outside the Bun” and hope you accept our tasty offer.

Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.

This is just too damn funny, we couldn’t make this thing up even if we wanted to.

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