Paris Hilton has finally had enough of her Baby Luv biting and scratching her that she got rid of the kinkajous. It all started at an event for Beverly Hill Choppers when Paris tried to pose for pictures with Baby Luv on her shoulder, but the kinkajous had other ideas like scratching and biting her until a handler took the animal and put her back in her cage. The last straw that convinced Paris she was not a zoo keeper was a few days later when Baby Luv bit Paris so badly that she had to be rush to the emergency room for a tetanus shot.

This wasn’t the first time the honey bear took a bite out of Paris, it just took a long time before Paris realized the kinkajous wanted out of their relationship. Baby Luv must have felt used as some kind of prop for Paris and figure the only was to draw blood from her.

Both Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz were caught in their bikinis smoking weed at a park in Hawaii. Who knew in Hawaii it is legal to smoke marijuana out at the park. A couple close up pictures after the jump.
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King of Playboy Hugh Hefner will be marrying his number one girlfriend, Holly Madison, before the end of the year. A close source tells Page Six:

This is very secret, but the word is ‘yes.’ Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’ Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly. Hef sees that she is the most dedicated. Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly.

Either Holly loves a guy that could be her great grandfather or she could be looking for the golden ticket. I’m going with the dream of all gold miners, find an old guy with possibly limited life to live and have lots of money. Then marry his ass and wait until he bites the dust.

Usher

All you single ladies out there, your chance with Usher has now officially ended. Usher has proposed to his girlfriend and stylist Tameka Foster. A source says:

It’s 100 percent official. She is wearing a beautiful ring and he’s been introducing her as his fiancée.

I bet Usher’s mother Jonetta Patton a little pissed off her son proposed to the same woman she think is going to replace her ass as Usher’s manager. Their relationship started with denials and now a rep for Usher is also declining to comment, so who knows if this whole think is just something to get his name in the press.

According to Us Weekly, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking to add a fourth child to their ever growing family. The lucky fourth child will be drafted from the country of Vietnam by way of the Tam Binh orphanage. A source tells Us:

The couple have filed papers with the US Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City, which they visited in November (06).

Pretty soon they will have enough players for their soccer team to take on the world at the Summer Olympics, because they will be consider their own nation.

Britney Spears is really out of her damn mind. Britney was seen beating up a white SUV with an umbrella outside where Kevin Federline’s is reportedly staying. Britney’s mom had to come and pick her ass up and take her back to rehab after she spent 45 minutes outside Kevin’s place.

This brings me back to the college days when some girl also got psycho and took a key and placed it on the side of some car and ran it around the whole sides. We can expect to hear Britney joining the Skinhead movement real soon and her first order of business is to bust open some major can of whoop-ass.

Us magazine did an interview with a nanny, we assume a former one, she says that when Britney gets “gets over-whelmed” when she’s alone with her two children. It gets to the point where she gets so frustrated when they cry, that Britney would ask, “How do I make it stop?” If you ever wanted to be Britney’s nanny, these are some of the requirements according to a girl who applied last year:

Personal Over Professional

“Britney didn’t ask me one thing about my child-care experience. She only wanted to know about my personal life.”

Friend Wanted

“The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age. Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”

Comfort With Nudity A Plus

“Britney asked me and one of her nannies to come to her room to watch her try on outfits for a party one night – then she stripped down naked in front of us!”

Must Be Hands-On

“One nanny told me that Britney will hold her kids for 10 minutes and then say, ‘I’m done now. You can take them.’”

Don’t Be Too Good

“She doesn’t like when Sean prefers the nanny, so she fires them and looks for a new one.”

I don’t want to say this, but damn someone needs to give Kevin Federline custody of these soon to be dysfunctional kids.

Looks like Britney Spears might be experiencing some buyers shavers remorse. Britney was spotted wearing a Marilyn Monroe-style wig at the Roxy nightclub on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip for a karaoke-themed birthday party. Britney must have been upset, because after hearing the DJ played her song Hit Me Baby One More Time she stormed out of the club. A fellow clubber added:

It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself. While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.

This wig looks like crap. This looks like she knocked over a person than grab their wig and put it on.

Happy Chinese New Year or Lunar New Year. To all the readers who celebrate this day enjoy giving and receiving the red envelopes. Gong Xi Fa Chai!

The salon where Britney went crazy and shaved off her hair is going to sell the locks on eBay. A source at the salon tells Access Hollywood “they are planning to sell Spears’ lost locks on eBay.” And to not look like some jackasses, the salon will be donating a portion of the sale to Britney Spears Foundation. What would be even better is if the salon donated the money to getting Britney into a treatment program. Poor Britney.

Update:
The hair is up for bidding now. You’re not only bidding on the hair, but you will also get her Red Bull and Bic lighter. The bid is currently at $1,000,200 now.