Music producer Timbaland wants to take advantage of help out Britney Spears with the help of her ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Britney may have lost her mind this past few months, but she has gain the support of Timbaland. Timbaland tells Entertainment Weekly:

I feel her pain, it really bothers me. I’m the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work [it] out.

I asked Justin, ‘How would you feel about me working with Britney?’ I had to ask him that. I said, ‘Would you do it with me?”’ According to Timbaland, the singer said he would. ”She’s just gotta be serious.

I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!’

Don’t think even Timbaland will be able to help out this girl who is currently being treated for her drug and alcohol problems at Malibu’s Promises treatment center.

Angelina Jolie will be adopting a 4-year-old boy from Vietnam and probably make use of Maddox’s old clothing. The usual time needed to complete the transaction is no more than four months, according to Nguyen Cong Khanh. Four months is a very long time in celebrity life so knowing money motivates people Angelina has pledge $2 million to the orphanage the very first day she receives her new son.

She promised to give $2 million to the Tam Binh orphanage on the very day she receives the child.

The $2 million is like a whole lot of times higher than the standard fee of $125. Maddox must be making a plan to bump off his new brother, you know Maddox is getting old and won’t be getting the same amount of attention now that there is another Asian boy in the house.

Add another name to the possible father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter, O.J. Simpson is now also claiming he could be the father of Dannielynn. Norm Pardo, who has taken over 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005, is telling Page Six what O.J. had told him:

He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.

O.J. also jokingly said:

I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself.

Can you say publicity stunt. The next thing you gonna hear coming out of Simpson’s mouth will be his confession on killing his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Oh wait, Simpson already confessed with his now canceled book, If I Did It.

Eva Longoria practicing her peeping tom skills.

After many good news about Britney Spears treatment at Promises Clinic in Malibu, now comes news of her attempt to hang herself. Her craziness started with her writing the devil’s number “666” on her shaved head then running around the center screaming “I am the Antichrist!” at scared staff members. A friend of Britney tells The News of the World:

Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt.

What’s even crazier or stupider than thinking you are the Antichrist is wanting another child with Kevin Federline. A source with the clinic says:

Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently. She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him. She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage. Britney seems much happier and has calmed down a lot. She’s a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week.

The hanging wasn’t the first time Britney tried to off herself, a friend of her tells, “Britney held up two bottles of Tylenol and shouted, ‘I’m gonna do this, this is it! I’m through with the whole fucking circus’.” Time to get Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey to come and control this out of control circus.

Salma Hayek best boobs

Salma Hayek wins the award for “Best Breast” Mr. Skin’s 8th Annual Anatomy Awards. Those are some amazing breast. Other award winners includes:

• Best PG-13 Nude Scene: Jennifer Aniston in The Break Up
• Most Shocking Nudity: Rosie O’Donnell in Nip/Tuck
• Best Butt: Brittany Daniel in Rampage
• Sexiest TV Network Scene: Ali Larter in Heroes
• Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity): American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (unrated)

According to a big mouth Vietnamese adoption official, Angelina Jolie has submitted her application to adopt a Vietnamese child. The director of the Ministry of Justice’s International Adoption Department, Vu Duc Long, told Reuters:

She has made an application to adopt a boy aged between 3 and 4 years old and her paperwork will be processed according to the regulations like everyone else. Normally it takes about four months to process an adoption request but if she has found the child, it could take much less.

Their plans of forming a soccer team is continuing with this selection from Vietnam. It’s good to be famous, if Angelina was just a mere mortal like the rest of us she would have been rejected like the rest of us.

As you may all know Bobby Brown was arrested for not make child support payments. Being the broke ass he is, he was not able to make bail, a radio station offer to make the $19,150 payment to get his ass out of the slammer on the condition that he work for them for a week.

We will have security, transportation, accommodations and everything to make Bobby feel like the star that he is. He accepted!

“We are really doing it for his children, we sympathize with Bobby and hope that this will give him a head start and will put him back on track”, said Kane.

I bet you woke up this morning not knowing you would be richer than Bobby Brown, but now you can tell all your friends you made it, you’re more successful than some famous singer who used to be married to Whitney Houston.

Paris Hilton claimed to be horrified when her sex tape One Night in Paris was released back in 2003. Fast forward to 2007, at Patrick Whitesell’s post-Oscars party, both Paris and co-star Rick Salomon were both bragging about how they both made $1 million each, according to someone at the party.

Not at all surprising to hear Paris would release the sex tape for money and fame. Paris would sell her soul just to get people to look at her skanky ass.

If your readers pick for the most eligible bachelorette is Kimberly Stewart than you don’t deserve to publish a magazine anymore because your reader are either blind or playing a very nasty practical joke on you. If they were going to pick Kimberly, they might as well pick a monkey.

FHM Magazine’s Top 20 Most Eligible Bachelorette

1. Kimberly Stewart
2. Carmen Electra
3. Princess Beatrice
4. Sarah Harding
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Maria Sharapova
8. Paris Hilton
9. Keeley Hazell
10. Keira Knightley
11. Ivanka Turmp
12. Nicky Hilton
13. Lydia Hearst-Shaw
14. Amanda Hearst
15. Gisele Bundchen
16. Holly Branson
17. Jenna Bush
18. Barbara Bush
19. Britney Spears
20. Kate Moss