Nicole Richie

There has been talks about Nicole Richie being pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. Now a friend of Nicole is saying she’s definitely pregnant and hoping to use it to keep her out of jail. The friend tells Page Six:

“Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues

Can’t imagine how this tiny woman is going to be able to carry a baby to full term. This would mean she would have to eat for two and we know she can’t barely eat for one. Lets not think about how she’s going to raise a baby.

Jailbird Paris Hilton will be immortalized into her own cartoon character for an animated series on the MTV channel, according to legendary comic creator Stan Lee. The word around town is that the new series will be very similar to Pamela Anderson’s Stripperella, also created by Stan. Meanwhile, Paris has been transferred out of the medical ward of the Twin Towers Correctional Facility and back to Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood. I guess the people at the medical ward figured out Paris wasn’t really medically ill, so her ass was shipped back to where she belong.

Three cheers for Judge Michael Sauer, looks like this judge isn’t a push over for Paris Hilton’s vagina. Judge Michael has order Paris back to the slammer, Paris will have to serve the reminder of her sentence with credit for about 5 days already served. After the judge order Paris back to jail, Paris had to be escorted out of the court room by a female deputy and was heard screaming, “Mom, mom, mom” and “It’s not right”

Justice for all and if Judge Michael was to run for President, I would be voting. This just made my day.

Edit:
The judge has sentence Paris to serve her original time of 45 days instead of the shorten 23 days. Way to go Mr. Judge.

It must be good to be rich and famous and also white. Paris Hilton has already been released from lockup at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, apparently due to some medical reason. Instead of being in jail like the rest of the criminals, Paris will be relaxing at her home for the next 40 days with an ankle bracelet attached. LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore wants to make it clear that Paris was not released early, but was reassigned and that after 40 days Paris will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”

Paris Hilton’s medical condition was purely psychological because she was in danger of having a nervous breakdown.

Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We’re told after Sophy’s visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton’s mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues. It was purely in her head.

So Paris’s nervous breakdown came from having to be in jail, isn’t that what every prisoner experience when they are in jail? Paris must have been saving all this acting for a time just like this to fool a psychiatrist like Charles to recommend her release from jail.

After being released Paris had the following statement:

I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.

All I can say now is Fuck Paris.

Salma Hayek is so pregnant that when she gives birth, she’s going to already have a teenager to take care of. Damn, she still got a hot set of knockers. It’s like being pregnant and also carrying around two bowling balls strap to your chest.

Apparently Paris Hilton wasn’t too happy with Sarah Silverman and her jokes about her during the MTV Movie Awards show. Paris may have kept her tears from flowing down her face and smiled, but backstage she was overheard saying, “She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Paris shouldn’t be mad, she should be happy people are still talking about her even if she’s the butt of their jokes.

Paris Hilton is currently spending her next 23 days behind bars. Paris entered Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood last night at 11:38 PM, right after attending MTV’s Movie Awards, more on that later. Paris had the following to say in a statement release by her lawyer:

I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.

Upon arrival to the Lynwood facility, Paris surrender all her possessions and undergone a strip searched before she was issued a prison uniform. And past reports of her being locked up with another inmate were all crap, because she will be staying in a cell all by herself and away from the general population. If that’s not special treatment I don’t know what is.

Hilton will spend approximately 23 hours a day in a 12-by-8-foot cell containing two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window, with one hour for recreation. She will eat her meals in the cell. She could also leave her cell to meet with her attorney or to attend classes.

Now that Paris will be in a cell all by herself, I wonder what kind of stories she would be able to write for her prison diary? At least before going to prison she was the butt of Sarah Silverman’s jokes.
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To prepare for her 23 days of prison living beginning on Monday, Paris has ordered a hair and makeup team to come to her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. so she could look her best for the media circus that will take place outside the prison. Someone on the inside of Paris’s camp says:

The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies. Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison. It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.

Paris doesn’t do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she’ll hand that to her sister [Nicky] as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears.

Besides getting ready to look her best for all the lonely ladies in prison, Paris has a plan to write a prison diary during her stay at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood.

Paris’ prison diary will make a more dramatic read than Martha Stewart’s,” says someone with knowledge of her business dealings. If she can make it believable, and not exaggerate too much, she might expect to make a million dollars out of it.

That book she’s planning to write will probably be the shortest one ever written, if you don’t count the one I just write. How much can you really write during such a short stay, unless the book is base on fiction and contains looks of references to girl on girl actions.You know that’s what happens in female prisons, I know that’s what I see in my dreams.

We are now back after a few hours of down time. Seems like we were too popular and ate through our whole bandwidth before the month was over. Our apologies for that little hiccup.

Britney Spears must have been in a writing mood, because she posted a novel up on her website.

Dear Fans,

I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

It’s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It’s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don’t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn’t be here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person…it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter…to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a “bitch.”

I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.

I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.

I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want…and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That’s God’s job. I can’t wait to meet him…or her.

Love, Britney

Quote of the month…

It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. YouÂ’re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.