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To prepare for her 23 days of prison living beginning on Monday, Paris has ordered a hair and makeup team to come to her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. so she could look her best for the media circus that will take place outside the prison. Someone on the inside of Paris’s camp says:
The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies. Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison. It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater.
Paris doesn’t do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she’ll hand that to her sister [Nicky] as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears.
Besides getting ready to look her best for all the lonely ladies in prison, Paris has a plan to write a prison diary during her stay at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood.
Paris’ prison diary will make a more dramatic read than Martha Stewart’s,” says someone with knowledge of her business dealings. If she can make it believable, and not exaggerate too much, she might expect to make a million dollars out of it.
That book she’s planning to write will probably be the shortest one ever written, if you don’t count the one I just write. How much can you really write during such a short stay, unless the book is base on fiction and contains looks of references to girl on girl actions.You know that’s what happens in female prisons, I know that’s what I see in my dreams.