Archive for the 'Strange' Category



Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

Al Sharpton Goes Hollywood

Rev. Al Sharpton wants to be the next Bill Cosby. The man who try to run for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2004 wants to break into show business with his own television sitcom. The Rev. is set to film the pilot episode for Al in the Family soon. The show will be revolve around […]


Monday, November 21st, 2005

Takeru Kobayashi Defends Hamburger Title

The eating sensation Takeru Kobayashi defends his Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Champion title by eating 67 Krystal burgers and walking away with $10,000. The 16 contestants had eaten between 27 and 57 burgers in qualifying rounds to make it to Saturday’s event, sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating. Second prize was […]


Sunday, November 13th, 2005

The Unknown Cell Phone Bank Robber

No one noticed her when she was robbing banks. Now, millions have seen her on surveillance videotape, calmly talking on her cell phone during one of the holdups. Still, no one can say who she is. The young woman who calmly held up four Northern Virginia banks in recent weeks — without ever putting down […]


Wednesday, November 9th, 2005

Michael Jackson Wants New Jackson 5

Michael Jackson wants to start a new musical group, just like the Jackson 5 that he was in as a child, this time the group will comprised of his children. So far the group will be made up of Prince Michael I, eight, Paris, seven, and Prince Michael II, three. Michael is notoriously bitter about […]


Tuesday, November 8th, 2005

Stupid High School Students

Boy are these high school students just plain stupid or are they? Out of 3,000 students at a San Antonio high school only 400 showed up for class after a person on MySpace posted a message saying that some students were going to show up to school with machine guns. Maybe one of these students […]


Sunday, November 6th, 2005

Terror At the High Sea

Modern day pirates tried to hijack a cruise ship off the African coast of Somali. Two boats full of pirates approached the Seabourn Spirit about 100 miles off the Somali coast and opened fire while the heavily armed bandits tried to get onboard, said Bruce Good, spokesman for the Miami-based Seabourn Cruise Line, a subsidiary […]


Saturday, November 5th, 2005

Las Vegas Housing Market Heats Up

The Vegas housing market is red hot. The shack pictured above is on the market for $1.2 million for a cool 700 square feet of ultimate living. Just think about the prime real estate you will be buying. Just imagine being one block from Las Vegas Boulevard and across from you is the magnificent Allure. […]


Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Go To Wal-Mart When Sick

Now there is going to be a new place to go when your feeling a little blue. Why not take a trip to your local Wal-Mart and do a little shopping and get a check up in one trip. The first in-store walk-in medical clinic is located in Orange, Florida with expansion to your neck […]


Monday, October 24th, 2005

Celine Dion’s Child Frozen

Celine Dion future 2nd son is frozen as I write this. She told a French magazine she plans to have a 2nd child with her husband Rene Angelil after she completes her contract with Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. “I’m approaching 40 years old, and I have to tend to that,” Dion said. “This frozen […]


Sunday, October 16th, 2005

Abstinence Goes Ivy League

There’s a new club in town and that club is an abstinence club. You got to blame the success of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin for causing all this talk about not having sex. I guess this is a good thing on college campus given that so many students get drunk and wake […]


 
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