Modern day pirates tried to hijack a cruise ship off the African coast of Somali.
Two boats full of pirates approached the Seabourn Spirit about 100 miles off the Somali coast and opened fire while the heavily armed bandits tried to get onboard, said Bruce Good, spokesman for the Miami-based Seabourn Cruise Line, a subsidiary of [...]

The Vegas housing market is red hot. The shack pictured above is on the market for $1.2 million for a cool 700 square feet of ultimate living. Just think about the prime real estate you will be buying. Just imagine being one block from Las Vegas Boulevard and across from you is the magnificent Allure.
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Now there is going to be a new place to go when your feeling a little blue. Why not take a trip to your local Wal-Mart and do a little shopping and get a check up in one trip. The first in-store walk-in medical clinic is located in Orange, Florida with expansion to your neck [...]

Celine Dion future 2nd son is frozen as I write this. She told a French magazine she plans to have a 2nd child with her husband Rene Angelil after she completes her contract with Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
“I’m approaching 40 years old, and I have to tend to that,” Dion said. “This frozen embryo [...]

There’s a new club in town and that club is an abstinence club. You got to blame the success of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin for causing all this talk about not having sex. I guess this is a good thing on college campus given that so many students get drunk and wake [...]

Forget about having a drug or drinking problem, this kids got an addiction of text messaging. His TM addiction has cost him almost $8,000 last year and his job. This kid’s finger must be super fast typing all those messages, using those tiny buttons. Guess there’s no writers block for this addicted kid.
He was [...]

The international terrorist group know as Al Qaeda has put up a job ad on one of their internet site. The job is for someone to write the web statements and video editor. I bet the job seeker will also have to do other things that’s not very nice.
…al Qaeda had “vacant positions” for video [...]

Some of the funnies and stupidest things on the news.

Steal over $16 million and leave note saying it was you. [News Limited]
Doctor lie about sex as treatment for back pain. [Reuters]
An accused burglar robbing people nake. [ABC News]
Britons are the most prolific shoplifters in Europe. [Reuters]

Making poop smell good
This must be the funnies product I have seen in awhile since human flesh tasting tofu. By taking these Whiff caplets you will be able to eliminate or reduce the smell of your poop. So when you use this product you will wind up deodorizing the bathroom, yea right. The magical ingredients [...]

This is why they don’t let babies drive a car. Also never leave a baby inside a car with the cars still in it. Maybe this is a very smart baby who what’s to be the only child in the family.
The child’s mother, who tried to stop the car, and her four-year-old daughter, got run [...]

Combine the brains behind HotOrNot.com and Evite and what do you have, you get SaveMyAss. SaveMyAss is a new website for busy guys with demanding jobs, who don’t have time to send their wife or girlfriend flowers. This is also for guys who can’t remember important dates like their anniversary. So I guess by using [...]

The city that never sleeps will be a little darker this fall and spring. Lights for the buildings will be turned off at midnight for buildings above the 40th floor. All this to help the migrating birds that fly pass New York City.
Since 1997, more than 4,000 migratory birds have been killed or injured from [...]

Look out Victoria Secrets, theres a new bra and panties in town. And these new under garment are made of candy so after both of you are done playing you can snack on something to get your energy back.
The makers of these delectable and wearable underwear is Gasworks Inc. The cost is $9.99 each, [...]

A Chinese rubber company is about to manufacture condoms name after Clinton and Lewinsky. The first 100,000 produced will be given out free of charge, to help promote the new product to people of China. The Clinton condoms will be sold in boxes of 12 for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) and the Lewinsky ones will be [...]

Well Bruce Lee isn’t really a God but he will still be worshipped like one in a Bosnian city of Mostar. Bruce Lee’s already being worshipped the world over but this time he will get a bronze statue of his likeness erected in a city so all the lowly people can look up and pay [...]