Archive for the 'Strange' Category



Saturday, October 15th, 2005

Text Message Addiction

Forget about having a drug or drinking problem, this kids got an addiction of text messaging. His TM addiction has cost him almost $8,000 last year and his job. This kid’s finger must be super fast typing all those messages, using those tiny buttons. Guess there’s no writers block for this addicted kid. He was […]


Friday, October 7th, 2005

Al Qaeda Job Post

The international terrorist group know as Al Qaeda has put up a job ad on one of their internet site. The job is for someone to write the web statements and video editor. I bet the job seeker will also have to do other things that’s not very nice. …al Qaeda had “vacant positions” for […]


Thursday, October 6th, 2005

Steal From Bank and Say It Was You

Some of the funnies and stupidest things on the news. Steal over $16 million and leave note saying it was you. [News Limited] Doctor lie about sex as treatment for back pain. [Reuters] An accused burglar robbing people nake. [ABC News] Britons are the most prolific shoplifters in Europe. [Reuters]


Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

Deodorize You Poop

Making poop smell good This must be the funnies product I have seen in awhile since human flesh tasting tofu. By taking these Whiff caplets you will be able to eliminate or reduce the smell of your poop. So when you use this product you will wind up deodorizing the bathroom, yea right. The magical […]


Monday, September 26th, 2005

Baby Runs Over Family

This is why they don’t let babies drive a car. Also never leave a baby inside a car with the cars still in it. Maybe this is a very smart baby who what’s to be the only child in the family. The child’s mother, who tried to stop the car, and her four-year-old daughter, got […]


Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Save Your Butt With SaveMyAss

Combine the brains behind HotOrNot.com and Evite and what do you have, you get SaveMyAss. SaveMyAss is a new website for busy guys with demanding jobs, who don’t have time to send their wife or girlfriend flowers. This is also for guys who can’t remember important dates like their anniversary. So I guess by using […]


Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

Lights Out for New York City

The city that never sleeps will be a little darker this fall and spring. Lights for the buildings will be turned off at midnight for buildings above the 40th floor. All this to help the migrating birds that fly pass New York City. Since 1997, more than 4,000 migratory birds have been killed or injured […]


Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

Edible Candy Under Garment

Look out Victoria Secrets, theres a new bra and panties in town. And these new under garment are made of candy so after both of you are done playing you can snack on something to get your energy back. The makers of these delectable and wearable underwear is Gasworks Inc. The cost is $9.99 each, […]




Presidential Condom from China

A Chinese rubber company is about to manufacture condoms name after Clinton and Lewinsky. The first 100,000 produced will be given out free of charge, to help promote the new product to people of China. The Clinton condoms will be sold in boxes of 12 for 29.8 Yuan ($3.72) and the Lewinsky ones will be […]


Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

Bruce Lee is God

Well Bruce Lee isn’t really a God but he will still be worshipped like one in a Bosnian city of Mostar. Bruce Lee’s already being worshipped the world over but this time he will get a bronze statue of his likeness erected in a city so all the lowly people can look up and pay […]


 
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