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Sunday, May 27th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan DUI with cocaine on board

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan crashed her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset Blvd. and has been arrested for DUI. Lohan was taken to the Century City Hospital in another car for minor injuries to her upper chest area. Police also discover a usable amount of cocaine in the vehicle, but not on Lohan’s body. Cops […]


Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Lindsay Lohan booted from hotel

Lindsay Lohan made such a commotion that she was asked to vacate the Soho Grand Hotel in Manhattan, where her boyfriend was staying with another woman. It all started with Calum Best checking into the hotel with another woman and shortly after, Lohan checked in with another guy to make him jealous. After checking in, […]


Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Paris Hilton says she is not above the law

Paris Hilton has issued a statement yesterday stating that she is not above the law. After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone […]


Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Don’t free Paris, Fuck Paris

Forget about putting on the Free Paris Hilton t-shirt, get yourself a Fuck Paris t-shirt instead. Your doggy can even sport his very own Fuck Paris shirt. Why not remind yourself of how fucked Paris is by seeing it every time you look at the clock. You can get yours at Cafepress.




Jessica Simpson’s perfect cleavage

Jessica Simpson gets to show off her boobs at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Benefit Gala. Looks like she found out people are only interested in her breast and not her face, so she learns to strike a poses with her boobs push out so it smacks your face. I wonder if Her […]


Friday, May 4th, 2007

Paris Hilton moving to the big house

It’s finally happening, the world around Paris Hilton is starting to crumble before our very eyes. Paris has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Paris will be going to the big house on June 5. There will be no special treatment for the heiress, the judge is making sure she […]


Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

David Hasselhoff drunk off his ass

Video of David Hasselhoff drunk off his ass at his Las Vegas home. The tape was recorded by his 16-year-old daughter three months ago. David gave the following statement in response to the video making it’s way to the public. I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce […]


Friday, April 27th, 2007

Britney Spears still wears wedding ring

Britney Spears was spotted outside Millennium Dance Studio dressed as a hooker and sporting what looks like a wedding ring. Did she forget to remove that ring from her finger after divorcing Kevin Federline or was that divorce thing fake or did she marry someone else we all don’t know about?




Tyra Banks grabs Rosie O’Donnell’s boobs

Tyra Banks went on The View yesterday and winded up squeezing Rosie O’Donnell’s breast. Looks like Rosie was turned on, but had to push Tyra away before her girlfriend, Kelli Carpenter, gets mad and dump her ass.


Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

Britney Spears pantie flasher

Britney Spears was seen flashing her pantie over the weekend at Parc. Britney is starting to look like a clown or maybe a mime. For some reason, I have no idea why, but she reminds me of that movie by Stanley Kubrick, Clockwork Orange. Luckily this time around Britney remember to wear underwear or we […]


 
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