August 30, 2007

Lindsay Lohan drugs sex rehab
Posted by George on August 30th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan relaxing on seat

Lindsay Lohan must be the life of all parties. Female First is reporting that while staying at the Cirque Lodge rehab center she was caught with drugs and having sex with another male patient.

Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.

She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.

This makes perfect sense, when you are rehabbing from drug you need to replace the addiction with something else like having sex. Rehab is the new pick up place, so if you have the money and want to have sex with some drugged out chicks get yourself in to rehab NOW. Hopefully getting a visit from her dad will set her straight, most likely will push her to screwing more patients.


August 23, 2007

Lindsay Lohan and 7 misdemeanors
Posted by George on August 23rd, 2007
Lindsay Lohan grocery shopping

This is a story about Lindsay Lohan and seven misdemeanors. After getting off of more serious cocaine charges, Lohan was charged with seven misdemeanors, including two counts of DUI. TMZ reports why the D.A. didn’t file felony cocaine charges:

The D.A. always looks at the person and the circumstances. In Lohan’s case, the fact that she was busted twice in a short period of time actually helped her. It shows someone is struggling with an addiction problem. The fact that each time she was busted, she immediately checked into a rehab facility also helped her case. Also, her age — 21 — and the fact that her upbringing was extremely unstable — also worked in her favor.

Looks like being in a dysfunctional family, getting caught with cocaine multiple times within a short period of time, and entering rehab each time helps. What separate Lohan from other cocaine users is rehabbing at a resort. The key to getting off felony charge in L.A. is rehab and being a celebrity, that last part I added, because that’s the real secret my friends.




Hayden Panettiere milk stache
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Posted by George on August 23rd, 2007
Hayden Panettiere milk poster

Hayden Panettiere is the new Got Milk celebrity sporting a milk mustache. Somehow the glass of milk she is holding explodes, not sure why, but it might have something to do with she show Heroes. I bet after looking at the poster your thinking of another kind of white liquid substance that you can personally make for her, well I’m here to tell you you have a dirty mind.


August 22, 2007

Britney Spears turns down comeback
Posted by George on August 22nd, 2007
Britney Spears without wig

In a bizarre decision, Britney Spears, turned down recording a duet with Justin Timberlake at the last minute. The recording was to be produced by Timbaland, who had written it specifically for her. Page Six says:

Timbaland set aside a week out of his crazy schedule to do this – and then, just before she was supposed to fly out, Britney abruptly canceled the session and refused to do the song.

She’s looking for a comeback, and this would have not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away.

Another insider says:

Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she’s done enough work . . . She’s an easy target right now, because she’s . . . sick. People like her are sick. It’s like an anorexic who’s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It’s sad because what she’s got – and we’ve heard it’s like bipolar disorder – can easily be treated with medication, but she won’t do it.

Britney must really be a few brain cells short of being a moron. Even a moron would be smart enough to see a guarantee mega hit and jump at the opportunity, but no, this is Britney we’re talking about, the one who’s got two fail marriage and two children who’s better off being raised by monkeys. Stay tune for the VMAs on Sept. 9, 2007, you might witness the end of Britney’s singing career live.




Lindsay Lohan avoids cocaine charges
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Posted by George on August 22nd, 2007
Lindsay Lohan turn self in

Somehow Lindsay Lohan got herself out of being charged with cocaine possession. TMZ writes:

We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.

I guess it would look a little too suspicious if the D.A. didn’t file anything against Lindsay. I bet if she went to the police station snorting some cocaine, the police would just tell her to go to the bathroom so no one would see her sucking up cocaine with her nose. Then again I could be all wrong and the reason for all this leniency is because the D.A. knows how much suffering she’s already having rehabbing in Utah.




Beyonce’s wardrobe malfunction
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Posted by George on August 22nd, 2007

Beyonce experience an wardrobe malfunction during a concert in Toronto. While performing Deja Vu her dress opened and exposed her breast, like a true professional she just held her dress together and continue with her dancing. If you expect to see some viewable breast, I’m sorry to tell you, you won’t unless you have some super vision to see through the blurry video.

Either Beyonce is really having a bad tour or she’s planning all this. First there was the fall off the stage at another concert, now her dress malfunction. Wonder if she hired the same person who dress Janet Jackson for the Suber Bowl halftime show.


August 21, 2007

Happy Birthday Hayden Panettiere
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Posted by George on August 21st, 2007
Hayden Panettiere turns 18

Hayden Panettiere turns 18 today, which mean she is now legal and all you dirty bastards can now legally fantasize about doing all those freaky things to her except giving her an alcoholic beverage. Now you don’t have to look behind, when your looking at her playful tongue.




Kevin Federline gets a paying job
Posted by George on August 21st, 2007
Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline

Some how Kevin Federline got the people behind CW’s One Tree Hill to hire him for the show. K-Fed will play Jason, a cocky, enigmatic frontman for the fictional band, No Means Yes. Mark Schwahn, the creator of the show, tells People:

He really seemed like a sweet guy and I just felt that he would be great in that. People will say this smells of stunt casting because of Federline’s really high public persona right now. I have to honestly say he was a good fit for the character. I don’t know anything about the kid but he seemed very sweet and very sincere about working hard and embracing the opportunity. It’s just about being good in the role.

Of course it’s all a publicity stunt, what better way to get your show on the pages of magazines and website than to hire the guy who has subpoena a few of Britney Spears closes followers just to get more money from Britney.


August 20, 2007

Michael Vick to plead guilty and head to jail
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Posted by George on August 20th, 2007
Michael Vick

Michael Vick the Atlanta Falcons quarterback and all around asshole dog killer agreed to plead guilty to federal conspiracy charges next Monday. Michael face a possible five years prison term and a fine of $250,000 when he is sentence next week. Vick’s attorney Billy Martin issue the following statement:

After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick asks that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding the charges pending against him. Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his action and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter.

The reason for pleading is to avoid more serious federal charges that would most likely result after the grand jury convene next week. Two of Vick’s partners in the illegal dogfighting ring have said he helped kill dogs that didn’t fight well at his property in Virginia.

It’s time to send this dog killer to prison. If we were able to send Paris Hilton to jail for 20 or so days we should send Vick to prison for five years. And because the NFL is all about money, Vick will still have a job to go to even if it’s with another team. An NFL general manager had the following to say:

Teams may say one thing publicly. But if he gets out of jail, we’ll all be looking at Vick hard. We’re all whores in football. You know the saying. We’d sign an ax murderer if he has ability. He’ll be back. He won’t be back in Atlanta probably but he’ll be back in professional football. You can count on it.

Got to love the NFL, the place that hires people based totally on talent. I bet the NFL would still have hired O.J. Simpson back after that double killing trial he was involved in, if he wasn’t old.




Justin Timberlake two times Jessica Biel
Posted by George on August 20th, 2007
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel needs to watch out, Page Six is reporting that her new man, Justin Timberlake, was spotted at an HBO party chatting it up with a bronze-skinned long haired brunette on the roof top of Tribeca Grand.

“They were obviously into each other,” said the spy. “It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all.” Another source dished to us, “He is notorious. He will [bleep] anything.” A rep for Timberlake said, “I have no comment on his personal life.”

Most likely Justin isn’t cheating, but trying to get a threesome going. Just bring another Sexy Back to his bed. He knows Jessica would break him in two if he ever thought about straying.


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