After yesterdays’ emergency hearing Britney Spears’ visitation rights has been suspended until she starts compiling with all court orders. This latest suspension came as a result of Britney not providing the drug testing people with her contact information so they could perform the random tests.

Petitioner’s (Britney’s) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner’s compliance with the court orders.

Britney must really hate her judge now. Britney’s next try at getting visitation is October 26th, lets hope she gets a brain by then.

While shopping at Neiman Marcus, Britney Spears, started ranting about the judge in her custody case. After getting a dressing room typically reserved for the disabled and singing Rihanna’s Umbrella song, Britney was overheard talking some smacking about Judge Scott M. Gordon. According to Us magazine:

“I hate my judge,” Spears declared to Bret. “He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all.”

“His job is to sit there and tell people what to do,” Spears said. “And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”

That’s right Britney, how dare this guy dress in a black robe tell you what to do. It’s not Britney fault no one told her she wasn’t suppose to drop her child on his head or having him drive up front with her. Unfortunately, no one gave you a parenting manual so this is the next best thing.

After going to rehab for his numerous drug addiction Pete Doherty has taken up a new addiction to replace drugs. What’s this you addiction you ask, well it’s fatty food. This is like when people quit smoking and have to put something in their month to take its place. A few more months and Pete will over take Jason Davis in the girth department and I don’t mean the one that counts.

Holy shit, it doesn’t get crazier than this, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama are distant cousins. That’s right folks these two opposites are related to each other.

So says the vice president’s wife, Lynne Cheney, who said she discovered that her husband of 43 years is eighth cousins with the senator from Illinois.

The two men could hardly be more different. Cheney is an advocate for pursuing the war in Iraq to try to stabilize the country, while Obama wants to get U.S. troops out of Iraq.

I wonder if Dick’s going to support his new found cousin for President?

Lance Bass came out of the closet to Britney Spears before he told any of his other close friends. Lance told Britney about his love for guys love stick because he felt bad for her, this was the time when Britney decided to married first husband, Jason Alexander, in Las Vegas. Lance tells GQ:

It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] – they’d flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I’m like, Well, I’m gay!

What was Britney’s reaction to this? So shock and surprise that she stopped talking to him since that time. You know Britney doesn’t need anymore competition for guys love sticks.

PETA is standing by Ellen DeGeneres in the Ellen vs. Mutts and Moms ordeal. PETA tells TMZ:

At a time when so many people in Hollywood, like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, are making impetuous “pet” purchases, PETA commends Ellen for adopting a homeless animal from a shelter rather than buying a dog. Every animal purchased from a pet store is a virtual death sentence for an animal desperately waiting in a shelter for a home.

We know that Ellen was trying to do the right thing in finding the dog a new home. She just missed a step in neglecting to contact the agency first. We hope that if the new home she arranged turns out to be as good as she thought, the agency will allow the family to take the dog back. PETA does think that Mutts & Moms’ policies of doing home checks and not allowing people to transfer animals to others are good rules that protect the animals. Ellen was just trying to do the right thing — she is a huge animal lover — and surely has learned from this experience.

PETA must be starstruck with their support for Ellen instead of Mutts & Moms. I mean shouldn’t these animal group side with each other?

Update:
Looks like the people at Mutts & Moms has found a solution to this whole thing, they have given the dog, Iggy, to someone else.

Lindsay Lohan may have found her new love, Riley Giles, in rehab, but apparently this new guy was engaged to Bree Tierney when he started dating Lindsay. So how did Bree find out her fiance was cheating on her? Well the same time we all did when we saw pictures of them together. How classy is this guy, letting the tabloid deal with telling the fiancee your playing house with another girl.

Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

This is the typical strike it rich and not look back kind of deal. Guy meets the girl he wants to marry, finds another girl, stop talking to the old girl, and hopes the new girl will marry him. This is gonna end once new girl finds out is just using her for her money and his 15 minutes of fame.

Update:
Riley’s tells In Touch:

I broke up with Bree a week before I started dating Lindsay. We had dated for almost two years, but it’s not like we were engaged or anything.

Vanessa Hudgens has been fired by Disney and won’t be staring in High School Musical 3, according to OK magazine. This firing most likely came from her nude pictures hitting the internet a few months ago.

“Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back,” an insider reveals to OK!. “They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star — the household name — and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.”

Vanessa must not be that famous if she gets fired for having some naked pictures of her floating around the interweb. Disney has made a big mistake firing her, just imagine the number of extra DVDs they would sell to fathers.

There has been reports of Diddy turning himself into the police for misdemeanor assault against Steven Acevedo. Now after Diddy’s talk with Acevedo, which can be loosely translated to Diddy paying the the guy off, it probably won’t happen now.

Combs and Steven Acevedo were spotted Monday night at Butter in the Village. They chatted for about an hour, then parted ways and pretended to ignore each other the rest of the night, sources said.

So it wasn’t really a shock when Combs’ lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, said yesterday that he didn’t think his client would be trading in his Rolexes for handcuffs.

Money is the solution to everything or maybe not in this case. When asked if they had made up, Acevedo says, “Definitely not.” I bet there wasn’t enough zeros on the check to buy his silence.

Britney Spears has turned herself in at a Los Angeles police station for charges of hit and run and driving without a license that took place back in August. She went into the station at 9 p.m. and left 45 minutes later after being fingerprinted and photographed.

Spears, 25, was wearing large designer sunglasses and a black turtleneck dress and jacket. As she left the station, she told KCAL-TV that all went smoothly.

“They were nice,” she said of police. She told the station she was wearing the sunglasses because she had pinkeye.

Pinkeyes is the reason for the sunglasses, so this means she has been suffering from pinkeyes for years now. I bet the sunglasses are to prevent people from seeing her bloodshot eyes from partying so much. Yeah, that sounds more like it.

Rapper T.I., who’s real name is Clifford Harris, was arrested over the weekend and set to appear in court on federal charges for having his bodyguard purchase machine guns and silencers for him.

Agents with the federal bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested Harris on Saturday in midtown Atlanta. Authorities say other firearms were found in his vehicle and in his suburban Atlanta home.

Harris is charged with possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, as well as possession of firearms by a convicted felon.

T.I. sounds like those crazy kids at school who gets picked on by other kids and wind up with a stockpile more impressive than many armies. Maybe thats the reason for these machine guns and silencers, he was just trying to protect himself and his family by making mincemeat out of his would be attackers without drawing any attention.

Pamela Anderson is trying real hard to make everyone believe her marriage to Rick Salomon isn’t because she’s pregnant. Pamela tells Robin Leach:

Please tell everybody- categorically I am not pregnant. Its just not true. I would tell you if it was.

I guess to prove she’s not pregnant, Pamela celebrate her marriage last week with bottles of Cristal champagne. Got to love amazing power of alcohol, the power to get a girl sleep with you and also the power to show how not pregnant someone is. That’s what I call weapon of mass destruction.

Kate Hudson must have realized she was bored dating Dax Shepard, the Punk’d guy, so she putted an end to the whole thing. Now that Kate is single she wants Owen Wilson back.

It was working out between her and Dax, but it’s a clean break. After Owen’s suicide attempt, she realized how much she loved him, and broke up with Dax.

Who knew trying to off ones self would result in ones ex-girlfriend running back and wanting to be with you. Maybe attempted suicide is the newest romantic gesture.

Lindsay Lohan is in dire need of some money. After months of some hard partying and no income, Lindsay is now close to being broke. In the past year or so Lindsay has wasted money on the following:

• A cool million at the Chateau Marmont Hotel
• $137,000 in rehab trying to kick the drug addiction
• Thousands in legal fees after her multiple DUI convictions
• Over a million just to have a chauffeurs on 24-hour standby
• A million or so on clothing
• over $500,000 on wild and crazy partying
• $350,000 on Mercedes and BMWs

Lindsay’s money trouble has resulted in her selling both her LA and New York apartment for a total of $3.85 million because she couldn’t pay the mortgage on them. Let hope after moving back to LA, Lindsay makes some more money and not waste any on cocaine for her nose.

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Once again Britney Spears forgets to wear her pantie and her vagina makes another appearance. It just isn’t that exciting to see her pink folds since its debut back in November 2006. Does she think flashing more flesh will get her kids back?

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