Lindsay Lohan

I wonder who in Lindsay Lohan’s party threw up all over the private room of Spotted Pig? I wouldn’t be a bit suprise if it was Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan was eating at the Spotted Pig gastropub in New York recently. She and her friends had commandeered the private room. When the group left, staff found that someone had vomited all over the room. Cue a frantic rush to clean up ready for the next reservation. And so poor Chelsea Clinton and friends sat down to dinner, with the room still stinking of bleach and ammonia.

Sucks to be Chelsea and her friend, sitting at dinner and only thing you smell is bleach and ammonia. What’s wrong with these people, I would have gotten up and left the place.

[Popbitch]

• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (Universal)
• Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (Fox)
• The Lake House (Warner Bros.)
• Nacho Libre (Paramount)

Jewel

That’s right folks, all your answer to your problems can be found at the bottom of a bottle, according to Jewel.

I didn’t start drinking until I was 30. I grew up singing for alcoholics, and it never really seemed like alcohol fixed anything. I was afraid that it would get me. Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems. Whoever said drinking doesn’t help lied. You live and you learn.

She is so right, it does make you forget your problems until you wake up the next day with a fat chick in your bed.

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Brad Pitt is Best Dad

Brad Pitt has already been name the Best Dad of the Year in a American Father’s Day poll conducted by Life + Style magazine.

Life + Style editor in chief DEBRA BIRNBAUM decided Pitt was this year’s (06) top dad, stating, “He even skipped the Cannes Film Festival in anticipation of Shiloh’s birth.”

1. Brad Pitt
2. Heath Ledger
3. Ryan Phillippe
4. Ben Affleck
5. Will Smith
6. Matthew Broderick
7. Chris Martin
8. Guy Ritchie
9. David Arquette
10. Dean Cain

[Contact Music]

Say hello to Kingston James McGregor Rossdale, one of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt future boyfriend. Little Kingston was born on May 26, 2006 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in LA.

[Just Jared]

Save Screech’s House

Dustin Diamond who star in The Save By The Bell as Screech should become a porn star and save his house. The legendary tale of the nerd with the missile in his pants is real. Dustin was on the Howard Stern show when Howard asked him if it was really true. Like someone is going to say “No it’s all a lie.”

His [Dustin’s] girlfriend was there to verify and he talked about some funny problems he’s had with his giant size over the years. There was a funny line that when he was born his dad said he was “all nose and hose”.

With that equipment of his, Screech will be able to save his house in no time, doing porn. Because, no one is going to waste their money to get these shirts.

[City Rag]

You guys prefer to have Jay Leno and Condoleezza Rice over for dinner, according to a survey conducted my Esquire magazine.

What this survey tells me is, there is something majorly wrong with the readers of Esquire. Other people who also made the list are Bill Clinton and Oprah Winfrey, as well as movie stars George Clooney and Angelina Jolie.

The survey were conducted on 1,083 men aged 25 and older, which I suspect were all old man.

As for me, I would have both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston over for dinner and some mud wrestling, while recording the whole girl on girl wrestling to sell online.

[Canada]

The next time someone try to rob you, better think twice before you lay the smack down on his candy ass or your find your ass getting robbed again sued. This all started when Dana Buckman walked into a AutoZone with a semiautomatic gun trying to rob them, but instead two employees turned the table and beat Dana with a metal pipe.

Buckman claims the men chased him out of the store and continued to beat him. He is suing the auto shop and the men for the injuries he suffered and for emotional distress.

This reminds me of a mother suing a store because her daughter spilled some liquid on the floor causing her to fall, blaming the store for not controlling her daughter. So the next time you need to make a quick buck, go and punch a big dude in the face and wait for him to kick your ass so you can sue his ass.

[WP]

You’re Fired Christina Milian

After getting dumped by MTV’s Wild ‘N Out star Nick Cannon, now Christina Milian now has to deal with getting fired by her record company Island Def Jam. Besides losing her job, Christina also got dropped to be Vibe magazine’s August cover, instead they will go with R&B singer Keyshia Cole.. The firing was confirmed by Christina’s rep:

Christina Milian and Island Def Jam have decided to end their relationship due to creative differences. This was a mutual decision.

Poor Christina. She should have been nice to Nick.

[Daily Dish]

Matt Damon and Luciana Bozan

Both Matt Damon and Luciana Bozan welcomes their new daughter Isabella, to join other celebrity newborn yesterday. The couple’s first child together weighted in at a healthy 7lbs and 7oz.

The couple had tied the knot in December of last year. Matt’s brother Kyle had the following to say about Matt being a new dad:

He’s a terrific uncle and he’s going to be a wonderful father. Thankfully, Lucy has some experience, so that will help. Alexia is a terrific girl. They’re all really close, they’ll be an intimate family.

[People]