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Can seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong be spending some intimate time with Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka Trump? According to some rumors, that’s whats going on in the west coast. I bet this all started when The Apprentice started filming on L.A for the upcoming season.

I wonder if Lance’s Hollywood pals Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal are jealous about having to share Lance with another woman?

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Marilyn Monroe must have been an easy girl to get into bed, because it only took Elvis Presley a few minutes after meeting her to get her into bed. According to Elvis’s former agent, Byron Raphael, the hook up all started after Monroe refused to date Presley for a publicity stunt. After being turned down, Elvis instructed Byron to bring Monroe to his hotel room at the Beverly Wilshire hotel.

When he saw her, they came together and, without saying a word, started kissing. I was in shock and I didn’t know what to do. Then Marilyn, who was 10 years older, said, ‘You’re pretty good for a guitar player.’

After two minutes, they went into the bedroom and I didn’t know if I was supposed to leave, or stay and wait for them, so I just dozed off. The next thing I knew I was startled awake by the door opening and I dove behind the bar. And they both walked out stark naked.

On top of being easy to sleep with, Monroe was also cheated on her husband Arthur Miller. Monroe must have been the Dirty Girl of that era.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

There may be some problem with the superstar couple, Brad Pitt wants Angelina Jolie pregnant with another child, but Jolie isn’t having that. The gossip gangsta over at TMZ reports:

“Brad wants another child, preferably a boy – but he wants a biological boy,” says a Page Six source. “He is adamant and wants her to get pregnant again right away.” Angelina, on the other hand, isn’t on board with that plan – she’s ready to adopt again, plus the pillow-lipped actress has a profoundly busy work schedule, with at least three films in the making.

Looks like Brad wants to create his little own sports team.

Basketball star Tony Parker and actress Eva Longoria have broken up according to a source for Life and Style. This split comes at a time when Eva just finish decorating the house they purchased together. The source said the reason for the split was:

Eva decided in the end that Tony was not the right one for her. She just decided he’s too young. She’s a rich woman and can live without him.

Never buy a house together until your married.

Jackass Steve-O has admitted to being so addicted to marijuana that he had resorted to smuggling them to India. Steve-O would fill condoms with the wacky tobacky and swallowed them:

I had filled condoms with grass, swallowed them, then s**t them out in India.

He also admitted that his love for weed is so bad he risk being hanged just to smoke some ganja.

I flew through Singapore, though, where if you’re caught as a drug trafficker, they’ll hang you.

How funny would it be if this Jackass gets caught with smuggling the next time and has to be hang for it. OK maybe the hanging part isn’t that funny, but it’s still a little funny.

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After having his morning talk show the Tony Danza Show cancel recently, there’s another cancellation for the Who’s the Boss? star Tony Danza. This time around Tony’s marriage to his wife, Tracy Robinson, will be cancel also. The couple will be separating after some 20 years of marriage.

Don’t worry folks, Tony can still be seen in the upcoming crime thriller Aftermath, starting Anthony Michael Hall and the late Chris Penn.

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Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith has officially married her attorney Howard K. Stern, according to Star magazine. The wedding took place just before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. Anna must be out of her mind getting marry just 18 days after the death of her son Daniel Smith. An eyewitness tell the magazine:

There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the mainland to the catamaran. And Anna was wearing a pink bikini! Later on, she changed into a colorful, one-piece suit with a wrap around her waist.

This is just very strange, Anna made over $600,000 on the death of her son and Daniel hasn’t even had a proper funeral yet. This just makes you want to bitch slap some sense into that dumb blonde.

On a sidenote, Larry Birkhead, the other guy who’s claiming to have father Anna’s new baby had the following to say:

That’s not a grief-stricken mother. He [Howard] wants to take over paternity and that’s his maneuver. Nothing shocks me now. It gets crazier and crazier.

Sounds like Larry’s a little worry about not getting any kind of money from Anna when she eventually gets her hand on parts of her late husband, J. Howard Marshall, billion dollar estate.

• The Guardian (Buena Vista)
• Open Season (Sony)
• School for Scoundrels (MGM)

According to the people of TVPredictions.com, Rosie O’Donnell “looks like she uses a Brillo pad” to clean her face. While under the HDTV camera Scarlett Johansson looks so good that “she almost persuaded fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi to change more than his clothes at the 2006 Golden Globes.”

Rosie O’Donnell

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6. Burt Reynolds
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9. Mick Jagger
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Scarlett Johansson

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1. Scarlett Johansson
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4. Josh Holloway
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9. Ben Affleck
10. Martha Stewart