Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan got pissed off while shopping at the Madison clothing store in Malibu, because the paparazzi all of a sudden left her and went after Paris Hilton and Britney Spears as they drove by. In retaliation Lindsay started tailing Paris and Britney while blasting Kevin Federline’s new awful album.

But insiders tell Star that Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline’s CD! In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy’s on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. “Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris,” our insider said. “But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table.”

Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin’s praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn’t mind “hooking up with him,” sometime. The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. “Take him,” she told the table of friends. “Tell her please, seriously, take him!”

Who knew Lindsay was that kind of girl, oh yea we all did. She must really have a problem if she wants Kevin.

Enjoy today by stuffing your face with some delicious and scrumptious turkey, stuffing, pie, and lets not forget the alcohol. Forget about the diet your on today and pig out. Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

• Deck the Halls (Fox)
• Deja Vu (Buena Vista)
• The Fountain (Warner Bros.)
• Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny (New Line)
• Bobby (MGM)

Lindsay Lohan

Following Robert Altman’s death, Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement she wrote herself:

I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.

I feel as if I’ve just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.

If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman’s wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..

Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.

I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.

I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years.

The point is, he made a difference.

He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.

So every day when you wake up.

Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.

The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.

Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.

Life comes once, doesn’t ‘keep coming back’ and we all take such advantage of what we have.

When we shouldn’t….. ‘

Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves’ (12st book) -everytime there’s a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I’m one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I’m just a phone call away.

God Bless, peace and love always.

Thank You,

“BE ADEQUITE”

Lindsay Lohan

Looks like Lindsay’s trying to invent a new word, Adequite.

Even with Britney Spears impending divorce with Kevin Federline, she’s still upset over the whole Kevin sketch on American Music Awards. Apparently Britney was a little pissed off about the whole thing.

E!’s Marc Malkin first reported Brit was upset, and now a rep for Brit tells TMZ, “She had no idea” that the skit would immediately precede her appearance. We’re told Britney was “incredibly upset” and “inconsolable.”

The sketch featured AMA host Jimmy Kimmel sealing a Federline look-a-like in a wooden crate and shipping him out to sea. Kimmel called K-Fed,”the world’s first ever no-hit wonder.” Less than five minutes later, Kimmel introduced Spears as a surprise presenter.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Either Leonardo DiCaprio is bulletproof or he’s one crazy dude. While filming his latest movie the “Blood Diamond” in Mozambique, he came between a gunman and fellow actor Djimon Hounsou. Djimon said:

He stood in the way of somebody who was trying to shoot me. We went to eat somewhere and apparently somebody was threatening to kill me there. Leo said, ‘Well, you’re gonna have to go through me.

Leonardo must be a real life superhero masquerading as an actor who goes around saving other actors life. He must be taking over what Tom Cruise had been doing back when he wasn’t jumping on couch like a madman.

After reading the numerous sites out there, you probably think Britney Spears is going to give away the alleged sex tape Kevin Federline is trying to sell. Well not to burst your bubble of seeing Britney doing some crazy sex act on Kevin, but those news are so fake. The elaborate satire came from the people behind Pug Bus. Some of the quote included:

“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

According to Ms. Price, the original sex video is “more like forty-five minutes long” than the four hours Mr. Federline is alleging.

Who would have known the press loves fake news as much as real news. Now time to go off and give the press what they want, lots of fake and funny news.

Michael Richards has apologized on the Late Show with David Letterman last night for being a racist spewing racial epithets. Michael went on the show after his pal Jerry Seinfeld ask him if he would go on the show to explain what happen. During the apology you can hear some audience member laughing, probably thinking it was some kind of comedy sketch, Seinfeld had to tell them “stop laughing, it’s not funny”.

The Late Show is probably not the best place to tell everyone your sorry, it just comes out as another joke. He probably should have went on the Today show.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes official wedding celebration has taken place in Italy, in a 15th-century castle. The 150 wedding guests included Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Brooke Shields, Richard Gere, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, Victoria Beckham, and many more.

The sunset ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister, according to a statement from their reps. The wedding party included Cruise’s children, Isabella and Connor, the best man was Cruise’s best friend, David Miscavige – the head of the Church of Scientology – and Katie’s sister Nancy Blaylock served as the matron of honor.

Though initially there were questions about whether Cruise and Holmes’s marriage on Saturday was official – the Mayor of Bracciano, Italy, said the couple needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal – Cruise’s reps say Tom and Katie took care of everything beforehand.

“As is customary for couples marrying outside of the United States, Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy,” according to the statement.

Now off to Maldives for their honeymoon. Will there be another baby in nine months?

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