Donald Trump went on the Today show to say Rosie O’Donnell’s statement that his show The Apprentice had tank was not correct by saying the show was “the most successful show in the last 14 months in its timeslot.”

Actually, it wasn’t even the most successful show that NBC has run in the 9:30-11:00 PM timeslot since October 2005. Its 5.5 household rating can’t match that of “Crossing Jordan” and “Law & Order: Criminal Intent,” the two other shows that have recently run in that slot.

And I was here thinking you need to know math to major in economics at the Wharton School. Who would have known it’s that easy to get in.

Britney Spears gave a homeless man who approached her car $300 after she had withdrawn a large amount of cash from an ATM.

“Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300,” says the source. “She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack.”

Adds the source, “Britney wants to do good — for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”

Britney is doing good one homeless man at a time. Britney must be trying to one up Paris Hilton, who gave $100 to a homeless guy. So all you homeless people or anyone who dress like a homeless person, you can also score yourself some cold hard cash by waiting for Britney to hit the ATM than ask for money. And remember the secret to this is to make sure there are photographers around.

David and Victoria Beckham are really coming to America, now that David has signed a five year several hundred million dollar deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team. A source tells People:

David has just signed the biggest deal in global sport history with the Galaxy soccer team. It is worth several hundred million dollars over five years. They will move after he finishes this season playing in Madrid. They are very excited at the challenge. For David this means taking the game on to a new level. This is massive.

With that much of a payday, Beckham won’t have to charge Angelina Jolie for his time being Maddox’s personal soccer coach.

Beckham release the following statement:

After discussing several options with my family and my business advisers I have decided to join (the) L.A. Galaxy and play in the MLS (Major League Soccer) from August

Now that they will be living in LA, this gives Tom Cruise more chance in brainwashing convincing them to convert to his religion.

As time goes on Britney Spears just looks more like a hag. What you all think, sexy or not?

Angelina Jolie

With Angelina Jolie’s recent statement to Gala magazine about Madonna’s adoption of David in a country with no formal adoption laws. Instead of getting the support of other adopting parents, Jolie got a unintended reaction from parents who are having a hard time adopting from Cambodia.

Page Six reports that Angelina had adopted Maddox with the help of Seattle International Adoptions, an organization run by Lauryn Galindo, who was eventually found guilty of visa fraud and money laundering.

Beams said that after Jolie’s adoption scandal, Cambodia closed its doors, and many families who were waiting to acquire children were left empty-handed.

“She [Jolie] adopted Maddox under a questionable agency, where the directors went to prison.” Beams added, “It would be nice to see her speak out on issues and policies surrounding international adoption.”

Never mess with The Material girl, its just bad news when you do.

Donald Trump writes another letter in regards to his feud between Rosie O’Donnell and now Barbara Walters. This new letter comes after Walters, called him a “poor, pathetic man” on The View.

Barbara Walters has taken the low road for the sake of her show rather than the sake of her morality. She lied with Star Jones and now she has chosen to lie again. She refused to discuss my recent letter because she knows it’s true — and so does Rosie. Thye didn’t even have the courage to mention me by name. It was so sad to see Barbara read her statement off a cue card. Rosie pushed her out like a (“pathetic”) puppet.

Barbara has become a sad figurehead dominated by a third-rate comedian and I now wish she had not recently chosen me as one of the “10 Most Fascinating People.”

Rosie lied once again by incorrectly referencing The Apprentice ratings. Nielson showed The Apprentice was # 1 from 10:30 to 11:00 am in all of television.

That’s the most interesting part of the letter, the rest was about how well The Apprentice did and how he increase the rating of Live with Regis and Kelly by 36%. You can check out the whole scan letter here.

Us Weekly is reporting that Scarlett Johansson was the cause of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz breaking up. The breakup started when Timberlake went behind Cameron’s back to cast Scarlett in his $1 million video, What Goes Around. A source tells Us Weekly:

Scarlett has always liked Justin. They’ve always had a flirtation – that’s why Cameron was threatened by her. She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video. Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett. They definitely got together after she did the video.

When you have Scarlett on one hand and Diaz on the other, it’s a no-brainer. Diaz just didn’t have a chance when you put Scarlett in the equation.

The feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell has apparently dragged in poor old Barbara Walters. Than after hearing about this, Donald wrote a letter to Rosie:

Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.

An article in today’s New York Post, indicates that you blew up at Barbara Walters for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ ‘she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

P.S. I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!

This feud gets even better as the week goes on. What better way to get Rosie fired from The View than to have Barbara and Rosie go at it.

Angelina Jolie has two different loves for her biological daughter Shiloh and her adopted children Maddox and Zahara. She tells Elle magazine:

I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…

I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.

I don’t think Shiloh will like to be refer to as a blob with no personality. When Shiloh gets old enough and goes online and see that mama Jolie called her a blob and that she loved Maddox and Zahara more, Shiloh’s going to be so piss the world is going to blow up

Paris Hilton says she’s going to be a serious actress. To do this, she’s preparing for her new role in The Hottie and the Nottie by reading the book The Power of the Actor. She tells Hello! magazine:

I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.

Odds of Paris becoming a serious actress is worst than the odds of me flying like Superman. Lets see, what serious actress would be in the movie The Hottie and the Nottie and how many serious actress reads a book and all of a sudden become a serious actress. That’s right, absolutely none.

Paris is more like a comedian when she say she is going to be a serious actress. It was so funny reading it that if I was drinking milk, I would have seriously spill up the milk all over the computer reading about this.