Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston has underwent another nose job, this second fix was “a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” according to her rep. Someone close to the actress told Us magazine:

Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job. She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.

After this nose job, the next procedures Aniston will be looking to get is some collagen for her lips and probably throw in show brand new breast, all to better steal back Brad Pitt from that man stealing Jolie. The next step in her quest to get back her man, will consist of adopting some babies from some far away country than letting Brad plant some seed inside her so she can have her own perfect child.

What does Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton have in common? If you say sex your close, the two have been contacted to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory, a new show about “a group of the uninitiated [virgins] will find their way to the promised land [vagina].” This new rating killing show will be produce by the same guy, Kevin Blatt, who bought us all Paris’ sex tape, One Night in Paris.

If I didn’t read this wrong, the show will be like prostitution on television. I say prostitution in the nicest way, I am assuming the two sexpot won’t be on their back for free. Interesting show, virgins gets to sleep with them plus get some surprise in a couple months when they go visit their doctors. According to their website, virginterritorytheshow.com, the virgins will be competing in “MILF and Cookies, The Blue BallRoom, Sexual Concentration, STD Spelling Bee and Dildo or Don’t.”

Like this little title I made, well Keira Knightley would like it. Keira is suing the Daily Mail for suggesting she’s suffering from some eating disorder. Keira’s lawyer, Simon Smith, says:

The article made reference to what it perceived to be Ms Knightley’s very slim appearance. The article then reported the recent, tragic death of a teenage girl who suffered from anorexia and contained an interview with the girl’s mother. We wish to make clear that Ms Knightley has the deepest sympathy for the girl’s family.

Ms Knightley has publicly denied suggestions that she might be anorexic or have a similar eating disorder, including in a prominent way at a well-publicised press conference to mark the European premiere of Pirates Of The Caribbean 2, in London last summer.

Accordingly, in the proceedings, Ms Knightley will argue that the Mail’s article suggests that she has dishonestly sought to mislead the public about whether she has anorexia or a similar eating disorder and will show that she does not have anorexia; and further will challenge the suggestion that she is responsible and to blame for the tragic death of the teenage girl by setting a bad example

Keira must be hanging out with Nicole Richie for too long and doesn’t know what skinny is. Keira must think it’s a normal thing.

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Jennifer Aniston

You probably heard of Courtney Cox’s new show called Dirt on the FX network, but never bother wasting your time watching it. Well they have figure a way for you to click on over and take a look. The producers will pump up their rating by having Jennifer Aniston guest star on the show and have the two former Friends star share a lesbian kiss.

Aniston is guest-starring in Arquette’s FX show, “Dirt,” playing her archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But even better, according to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide.com, “Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her.”

The producers have a better chance of getting people to watch if they had a plot line of a celebrity couple who divorce after reports of the husband having wild animal sex with his co-star at some exotic location filming their movie. Oh wait, that rip from the headline thing is already taken by some police show.

Paris Hilton plead no contest to her DUI in September and will receive 36 months probation, a total fine of about $1500 and force to attend a mandatory alcohol education program. Also included in the plead is her agreement of “not driving with any measurable amount of alcohol in her system and not refusing alcohol tests.”

This court case was so not important to Paris that she didn’t even bother attending it, but instead sent her lawyers to give her plead. Paris must have been getting ready for a night of drinking or recovering from her hangover the other night. The court would have a better chance of taking her license than have her drive without drinking any kind of alcohol. They probably know if they did that Paris would be driving without a license while intoxicated.

Super model Gisele Bundchen has now come out in defense of the whole fashion industry and place the blame for anorexia squarely on weak families. Gisele tells O Globo newspaper:

I never suffered from this problem (anorexia) because I had a very strong family base. Parents are responsible, not the fashion industry.

Gisele than went on to rub it into all out faces about how genetically perfect she is and how the fashion industry was the only one to accept her perfect genes:

“Everybody knows that the norm in fashion is thin. But excuse me, there are people born with the right genes for this profession,” she said.

Gisele said that as a child her peers teased her for being skinny with names like Olive Oil, the character from the Popeye cartoon.

“In fashion I felt accepted … I never felt lonely because I always relied on my family.”

Gisele is so right, if your not bless with the perfect genes, there’s no one to blame but your weak family with poor genetics.

Just because it’s so cold out, heres Jessica Biel to warm you all up. Now doesn’t it feel like summer again.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie has moved on from Madonna and is now voicing her opinion about President George W. Bush for turning the world against the United States.

When I travel, people feel uncomfortable when I say I’m American. They think it’s suspicious that I want to do something positive for them. I think they wonder why the American people re-elected a President who is making foreign policy choices that are affecting other countries in a way that we should question.

Angelina’s next public work must be trying to get everyone piss at her.

After partying like a rock star, Britney Spears, catches up on some Britney news at a convenience store in Santa Monica. I would imagine she’s just looking at the picture and making some baby sounds.

The richest woman in entertainment has revealed to her millions of fan that she lost her baby at the tender age of 14. Oprah Winfrey’s confession can be found in her magazine, O, in it she tell how years of sexual abuse turned her extremely promiscuity which resulted in her getting pregnant. Oprah’s BFF and editor of the magazine, Gayle King, said

She didn’t really know who the father was of this child… and hid the pregnancy for a very long time. It was a secret that she carried for many years because she was very ashamed.

This confession came out when a family member decided to make some money ($19,000) and ratted her out to the people at the National Enquire. The family betrayal was a blessing in disguise, according to the talk queen:

Having the secret out was liberating. Not until then could I begin the repair work on my spirit for the sexual abuse and damage done to me as a young girl.

Oprah was promiscuous, got pregnant and didn’t know who the daddy was, sounds like she needs to be a guest of her own show.