As time goes on Britney Spears just looks more like a hag. What you all think, sexy or not?

Angelina Jolie

With Angelina Jolie’s recent statement to Gala magazine about Madonna’s adoption of David in a country with no formal adoption laws. Instead of getting the support of other adopting parents, Jolie got a unintended reaction from parents who are having a hard time adopting from Cambodia.

Page Six reports that Angelina had adopted Maddox with the help of Seattle International Adoptions, an organization run by Lauryn Galindo, who was eventually found guilty of visa fraud and money laundering.

Beams said that after Jolie’s adoption scandal, Cambodia closed its doors, and many families who were waiting to acquire children were left empty-handed.

“She [Jolie] adopted Maddox under a questionable agency, where the directors went to prison.” Beams added, “It would be nice to see her speak out on issues and policies surrounding international adoption.”

Never mess with The Material girl, its just bad news when you do.

Donald Trump writes another letter in regards to his feud between Rosie O’Donnell and now Barbara Walters. This new letter comes after Walters, called him a “poor, pathetic man” on The View.

Barbara Walters has taken the low road for the sake of her show rather than the sake of her morality. She lied with Star Jones and now she has chosen to lie again. She refused to discuss my recent letter because she knows it’s true — and so does Rosie. Thye didn’t even have the courage to mention me by name. It was so sad to see Barbara read her statement off a cue card. Rosie pushed her out like a (”pathetic”) puppet.

Barbara has become a sad figurehead dominated by a third-rate comedian and I now wish she had not recently chosen me as one of the “10 Most Fascinating People.”

Rosie lied once again by incorrectly referencing The Apprentice ratings. Nielson showed The Apprentice was # 1 from 10:30 to 11:00 am in all of television.

That’s the most interesting part of the letter, the rest was about how well The Apprentice did and how he increase the rating of Live with Regis and Kelly by 36%. You can check out the whole scan letter here.

Us Weekly is reporting that Scarlett Johansson was the cause of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz breaking up. The breakup started when Timberlake went behind Cameron’s back to cast Scarlett in his $1 million video, What Goes Around. A source tells Us Weekly:

Scarlett has always liked Justin. They’ve always had a flirtation – that’s why Cameron was threatened by her. She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video. Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett. They definitely got together after she did the video.

When you have Scarlett on one hand and Diaz on the other, it’s a no-brainer. Diaz just didn’t have a chance when you put Scarlett in the equation.

The feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell has apparently dragged in poor old Barbara Walters. Than after hearing about this, Donald wrote a letter to Rosie:

Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife — you needed the rest.

An article in today’s New York Post, indicates that you blew up at Barbara Walters for being a ‘liar.’ Actually, I don’t blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could ‘patch things up’ (I said no). To be exact, she said that ‘working with her is like living in hell’ and, more pointedly, ‘Donald never get into the mud with pigs’ and, ‘don’t worry, she won’t be here for long.’ Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that’s why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how ‘Rosie was doing,’ ’she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said ‘Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.’

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

P.S. I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!

This feud gets even better as the week goes on. What better way to get Rosie fired from The View than to have Barbara and Rosie go at it.

Angelina Jolie has two different loves for her biological daughter Shiloh and her adopted children Maddox and Zahara. She tells Elle magazine:

I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…

I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.

I don’t think Shiloh will like to be refer to as a blob with no personality. When Shiloh gets old enough and goes online and see that mama Jolie called her a blob and that she loved Maddox and Zahara more, Shiloh’s going to be so piss the world is going to blow up

Paris Hilton says she’s going to be a serious actress. To do this, she’s preparing for her new role in The Hottie and the Nottie by reading the book The Power of the Actor. She tells Hello! magazine:

I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.

Odds of Paris becoming a serious actress is worst than the odds of me flying like Superman. Lets see, what serious actress would be in the movie The Hottie and the Nottie and how many serious actress reads a book and all of a sudden become a serious actress. That’s right, absolutely none.

Paris is more like a comedian when she say she is going to be a serious actress. It was so funny reading it that if I was drinking milk, I would have seriously spill up the milk all over the computer reading about this.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie hates Madonna for illegally adopting her own African child.

Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born. It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.

Angelina’s recent comments follow accusations that Madonna used her fame and money to speed the adoption of David Banda late last year. Even though Jolie disagree with Madonna, she still feels sorry for her being “harshly criticized since taking David back to London to live with her family.”

Can this turn into a feud as spectacular as the Donald Trump vs Rosie O’Donnell saga? I suspect Madonna will come up with a response in her next single that will include how Angelina is a tramp who stole Jennifer Aniston’s man.

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When you hear someone using both topless and supermodel together, you usually assume its going to be super hot. Sadly in this case you will be truly disappointed when you hear those two words utter together with Kate Moss. If you are a nipples kind of person and do click on the image above, your be presented with some extremely pointy nipples that can act like a set of pacifiers. If the topless picture didn’t scare you yet, you might want to take a look at her ass after the jump.

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When people say Paris Hilton sleeps with animals, they are not lying, Paris actually sleeps with her pet monkey. Paris told Australian Cosmopolitan:

I don’t do that [have sex] unless I’m in a relationship. I’m old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am! Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

Doesn’t this sleeping with monkey thing reminds you all of Michael Jackson and his pet monkey named Bubbles. Yea I knew it would. We will probably soon hear reports of Paris’ new sex tape involving a primate real soon. Just imagine this sex tape with a monkey will really make her famous, if not disgusting. Maybe someone already made a porn involving some dude dressing up as a monkey who had his way the girls.

Britney Spears has posted a message to her shrinking fanbase about the media’s recent portrayal of her public life.

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me,” I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free.” I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

Not sure how the media is misrepresenting anything, the media didn’t wake up one day and imagine Britney’s vagina right smack in your face. All the media sees is her out partying all hours of the night. The last time we seen her with her child were when she was being a bad mother, like having Sean Preston on her lap while driving.

Britney Spears is turning into an old crazy woman who talks to herself. Britney was heard repeating, “I love myself, I love myself” after coming out of the Dolce in West Hollywood. Later on someone screamed out, “You look beautiful” than she said, “I love you for saying that!”

All these recent partying has apparently turned her once young face into a bloated and haggard look.

But celeb watchers say the wild child’s new habit of binge drinking and chain- smoking has added at least 20 years to her face.

I can picture it now, Britney become one of those old woman with hundred of cats living with her and every neighborhood child runs away when they see her.

Donald Trump is taking credit for the boost in rating, The View, has experience. Trump tells New York Daily News, “Ratings are up because of me.” Trump says:

The ratings are up a little bit, from their worst year, and the only reason ratings are up is because of her attack dog attacking people. The difference is those people never fought back.

This comes after Barbara Walters’ on air retraction of Rosie’s comments about Trump being bankrupt, “ABC has asked me to say this just to clarify things, and I will quote: ‘Donald Trump has never filed for personal bankruptcy. Several of his casino companies have filed for business bankruptcies. They are out of bankruptcy now.’”

At this rate, Donald will soon take credit for the success of NBC’s show Deal or No Deal, remember his appearance on the show during the beginning of the shows start, yea you know Trump didn’t forget that. Wonder if I can take credit for his casinos coming out of bankruptcy, oh heck, I’m going to take credit because I did lose money to his casinos in Atlantic City.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio has been reported to have adopted a South African girl he met at an orphanage while filming Blood Diamond. This isn’t your typical adoption that will involve him actually taking care of this little child. Leo’s support will come in the form of a monthly check, with the occasional phone calls to parent her.

This just isn’t an adoption. What Angelina Jolie and Madonna had are real adoption, this is just some monthly donation. Leo must be trying to start up a new kind of celebrity adoption. You know the one that doesn’t involve physically taking care of the child, but only a check that you don’t even know is going towards helping the child.

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have broken their relationship, according to Star magazine. The last time they were together was on December 16, when she introduced his musical performance on Saturday Night Live.

For the holiday, Justin was in Tennessee with family and Diaz was skiing in Vail, Colorado with her family. No normal couple spends the holiday on separate vacation from each other.

The breakup happen after a serious talk in which “ended with Justin deciding that his days with Cam were numbered.”

A source says, while partying at the Senses nightclub in Memphis, Justin told his friends:

Me and Cameron? We’re done. The breakup is for keeps!