Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie has been charged with DUI yesterday for the arrest back in December 11 for going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in her SUV. The case also allege that she had a prior misdemeanor DUI back in 2003. If convicted for the second time within 10 years of each other, under California law Richie could be sentence for 90 days to a year in jail, fined between $390 and $1,000, and have her driving privileges suspended.

Looks like her fear of going to prison may become true. I don’t think she has anything to be scare of, women prison is just a ball of fun according to some movies I happen to see. There would be lots of fun shower scene she would definitely love. And lets not forget the guards, oh yea the guards, she can get to know better. And when I say better I mean have sex with.

Britney Spears had checked herself into rehab at the urging of friends and family, but refused to stay. Britney checked herself right out of rehab less than 24 hrs in it. The rehab facility was located in another country.

Looks like Britney realized there are no alcohol or drugs in rehab and that they would not allow her to leave whenever she wanted like the Wonderland facility where Lohan was relaxing at.

Anna Nicole Smith’s will has been revealed and she left all her assets to her recently decease son Daniel. The will was dated July 30, 2001 and haven’t been updated to include her recent newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope. According to the will, Howard K. Stern, is named as the executor of the estate. Dannielynn Hope will get nothing according to a clause in the will, “I have intentionally omitted to provide for my spouse, including any future spouses or children.”

So the real profiter in this whole thing is not those people claiming to be the father of Dannielynn Hope, but Daniel closest kin who is most likely his father. Now that Dannielynn isn’t getting a dime, I wonder how many of those men who all claim to the the father will start praying they are not.

Here is the video of the story about Paris Hilton getting cigarette packs, tissues and lipsticks thrown at her while signing autographs at a Vienna mall. You would expect the trash to be more disgusting like used tampon or even condoms filled with horse semen. Now that would be something to watch, the condom fill semen popping on her face and spilling it all over her face.

While attending the Vienna Opera Ball as a guest of Richard Lugner, Paris was seen bored out of her mind.

Hilton was seen resting her head in her hands, absentmindedly flipping through the program and fiddling with her mobile phone.

The mistake the Vienna Opera Ball made besides inviting her was not serving alcohol.

Britney Spears former assistant, Felicia Culotta, is speaking out by way of an email to a website about how displease she is with Britney’s recent behavior.

I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding. There’s just so much you can do to help a person — I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say—You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!”

Sounds like this Southern girl is calling herself a dog and that she’s sick and tire of being kicked by Britney and now its time for her to get the message and get off the porch. Or can she mean she love Britney as a person who loved their old dog and it’s time for her to end the old dog’s life from all her suffering. The email after the jump.
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Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball as a guest of Richard Lugner. While at a Vienna mall to sign autographs security guards had to quickly get her off stage when the crowd started throwing trash at her. The items that were thrown at her included cigarette packs, tissues and lipsticks. Paris doesn’t think being mistaken for a trashcan as anything by dismissing it as “no big deal” and said she loved her fans.

Paris also had problems entering the country in Munich, Germany, when her passport was found to be expired and had to have Susan McCaw, U.S. ambassador to Austria, to vouch for her. Paris also told 100 or so reporters that she grew up listening to classical music and loved it because it really helps her fall asleep at night.

Paris must not know what it’s like to be treated nicely by fans, because only she would think being mistaken for a human trashcan as loving fans. Surprisingly she didn’t think the person who put up the Paris Exposed website was not a loving fan who wanted everyone to feel like they are experiencing her herpes treatment with her.

The medicine for these cold days and night is some scantily clad girls.

No, Kate Moss doesn’t really look sexy in wax, it’s just the new Kate Moss wax figure at Madame Tussauds in London. To help the wax makers with their vision, Kate donated one of her black vantage dress to them. If you ever visit Kate that’s the wax Kate, you can even sit next to her and pose for a photo and put in a fake magazine called Iconic. Their just asking for someone to go pose with Kate with a fake vial of cocaine place on her lap, because we all know our readers don’t do that kind of stuff, wink wink.

The above picture is of Anna Nicole Smith’s bedroom fridge in the Bahamas, taken after her untimely death, according to TMZ. The contain of the fridge apparently contained:

• Methadone (5 mg per 5 ml)
• Cans of Slim-Fast
• Miracle 2000 (marketed as a nutritional supplement for “today’s active lifestyle”)
• French’s Worcestershire Sauce
• Yogurt
• Spray butter.
• Vials of injectable medicines

More Anna news after the jump.
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Jennifer Aniston’s nipple from the movie Break Up has showed up on French magazine Choc.