October 27, 2005

Caption Me: Pray For Me
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Posted by George on October 27th, 2005

Buddhist Monks

Look at our new Roman hats

[Radar]




Denise Richards Wants Aniston’s Ass
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Posted by George on October 27th, 2005

Denise RichardsNo not in that lesbian way, get your mind out of the gutter. Richards is just envious of the Aniston’s booty.

While Richards has become the envy of countless women for her ability to regain her figure within weeks of giving birth, the actress admits that Aniston’s butt has often been the source of her own envy.

[Contact Music]




Weekend Movie Release: Oct 28
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Posted by George on October 27th, 2005



Hot Things: Guns Scare James Bond
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Posted by George on October 27th, 2005
  • Blond Bond Daniel Craig terrified of gun [Monsters and Critics]
  • Something different with Lindsay Lohan [PerezHilton.com]
  • Sheryl Swoopes munches on rugs [Radar]
  • Watch out Donald Trump, Jenny from the block is coming for you [Contact Music]
  • Mayor Bloomberg cruises for gays [Page Six]
  • Nicole Richie wants you to smell like her and not Paris Hilton [Contact Music]
  • Control that neighbor with this remote control. [MSNBC]
  • Star Jones husband arrested [ABC]

October 26, 2005

Top 10 Scariest Characters
Posted by George on October 26th, 2005

Halloween is almost upon us, what better way to celebrate it then to see the 10 scariest characters on TV. The list consist of only TV shows that are still being made. Good old Mr. Burns is a scary scary fictional person.

  1. Charles Montgomery Burns, ‘The Simpsons’
  2. Eric Cartman, ‘South Park’
  3. Arvin Sloane, ‘Alias’
  4. John Locke, ‘Lost’
  5. T-Bag, ‘Prison Break’
  6. Emily Gilmore, ‘Gilmore Girls’
  7. The monkey in Chris Griffin’s closet, ‘Family Guy’
  8. Silvio Dante, ‘The Sopranos’
  9. Mandy, ‘24’
  10. The entire supporting cast of ‘Desperate Housewives’

[MSNBC]




Backstreet Boys Goes Chinese
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Posted by George on October 26th, 2005

Check out how the Chinese have perfected the Backstreet Boys. It’s viral baby.

[AOL]




Go To Wal-Mart When Sick
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Posted by George on October 26th, 2005

Wal-Mart clinicNow there is going to be a new place to go when your feeling a little blue. Why not take a trip to your local Wal-Mart and do a little shopping and get a check up in one trip. The first in-store walk-in medical clinic is located in Orange, Florida with expansion to your neck of the wood very soon.

This is great news you can now bring your car in for an oil change, get yourself checked out, and buy your grocery all at the same place. This is what I call one stop shopping. Don’t worry if you forgot to bring cash you can go to the Wal-Mart bank and tap your ATM for it.

I wonder what kind of physicians will be station at the discount stores clinic. Hopefully it’s not discounted physicians. Expect to pay $65 to see a doctor, $105 for the consultation plus one diagnostic test and $165 if more than one test is needed.

[Radar]




Top 10 Celebrity Egos
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Posted by George on October 26th, 2005

Your heiress Paris Hilton wins another award, this time for having the biggest ego. She wins for having saying, “(By) channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses.”

  1. Paris Hilton
  2. Kanye West
  3. Usher
  4. Beyonce Knowles
  5. Christina Aguilera
  6. Jack White
  7. Justin Timberlake
  8. Avril Lavigne
  9. R Kelly
  10. Lindsay Lohan

[Hollywood.com]




Remembering Heros
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Posted by George on October 26th, 2005
2,000 Hero Falls 2,000 Heroes

2,000 Heroes

[Jossip]




Paris Hilton Loses Count
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Posted by George on October 26th, 2005

It must be hard for Paris Hilton to remember who she bangs due to the fact that she does so many people. Or is it selective memory, only remembering the ones she wants people to know. Too bad for Tom Sizemore, he just got put on the C-list of Paris’s rump list. I knew she did that guy because she learned a lesson to not sue the person who says it when she knows it’s true.

I wonder who else she humped and is not telling. And will there be a movie that’s going to come out call “Paris 500.” The PR guys must be getting extra to work for this rump machine. Maybe she would benefit from a book to this bookcover. Quick someone write this book for Paris to read, make that a audio book for the girl on the go.

I propose we get her a pen and a notebook so she can write down her conquests so she won’t make the same mistake she did with Sizemore. We just don’t like seeing a girl losing count.

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