Harry Potter has finally taken back the flying car last seen on the movie “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”. There are no suspects in this heist.

“The film prop was being stored under a tarpaulin,” adds the spokesperson. “It was not in good condition and could not have been driven away under its own steam.”

I wonder who it can be, can it be some disgruntle worker who just want a piece of Harry Potter?

[Zap2It]

[JJB]

• Jessica Alba loves to watch porn [The Bosh]
• Jam Master Jay runs cocaine from New York to Baltimore? [Page Six]
• Laguna Beach isn’t real, like who in their right minds would think that it’s all real. And you all know Real World is all fake too right. [PopSugar]
• Lenny Kravitz got some clogging poop [Page Six]
• Paris Hilton wants to be Zsa Zsa Gabor [Contact Music]
• George Takei or better known as Mr. Sulu comes out of the closet as a homosexual [NY Daily News]
• Kirstin Davis wants to make you over [Monster and Critics]

This is the first time I seen four people getting the “You’re Fired” in one episode. This all happen because four of those Apprentice candidates not only failed to increase sales in their task but instead lost 34% in sales. Even a moron would have did better. So say good bye to Jennifer, James, Mark and Josh.

Dead and still racking in the money. These 13 dead stars bought in over $186 million last year, that comes out to over $14 million for each dead celebrity. That’s what I call working pass your death. The King of Rock and Roll is still the King in death.

Top-Earning Dead Celebrities 2005

1. Elvis Presley – $45 million
2. Charles M. Schulz – $35 million
3. John Lennon – $22 million
4. Andy Warhol – $16 million
5. Theodore “Dr. Seuss” Geisel – $10 million
6. Marlon Brando – $9 million
7. Marilyn Monroe – $8 million
8. J.R.R. Tolkien – $8 million
9. George Harrison – $7 million
10. Johnny Cash – $7 million
11. Irving Berlin – $7 million
12. Bob Marley – $6 million
13. Ray Charles – $6 million

[Forbes]

Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch is for sell sale. MJ has finally raise the white flag and packing up and moving out of the United States for good. He’s just not having a good year is he? So if you got about $40 million sitting around and you need to have 2,700 acres of land this deals for you. Also remember that you will need few more million to pay off and liens you will inherit. It must hurt to fall so far from the top.

[Monster and Critics]

Kate Moss is Back

Welcome back to the real world Kate Moss, so how was your stay in coke rehab? Her stay at the clinic all started when pictures of her snorting 5 lines of cocaine hit the newsstand which resulted in her getting the boot from a few contracts. Follow by her apology to the public for her actions. And to help save her career she admitted herself into the rehabilitation clinic in the U.S. And as Kate was getting the coke addiction out of her system at a price of $4,000 per day the London police stated that they will arrest her upon her return from America.

We here hope you are finally rid of the cocaine addiction or that you will only do that snorting away from the cameras next time. And don’t use the mirror Johnny Depp gave you as a surface to put blow.


[AP]

No this isn’t any kind of sex site. But this is a site that can hide your browsing habits on sex sites. So the next time your at work and your in the mood for some internet love and find your company has block you from your love. You can now sit back and surf on over to Hide My Ass and have yourself a love fest. Well this will only be good until your company finds this post and learns of this new site that’s allowing you to get on sites they don’t want you to go.

Give this a try the next time you want to cover your tracks and don’t want to pay or wait for pages to load like the other anonymous surfing sites.

So what did we learn so far, you can save your ass here and hide your ass over here.

[Uber Gizmo]

Britney Spears husband Kevin Federline wants to be the next pop star. All Britney can do was laugh at Kevin after he brought home some music he’d recorded. Kevin must really be stinking up the room with his singing because we all know how good of a singer Britney is right. That cruel laughter comes at a time when their marriage is already on shaky ground with Kevin always going out to party and Britney’s stuck at home watching the baby.

Maybe all this singing has something to do with Michael Jackson’s poppa Joe Jackson. Now it’s all coming together, Kevin and Joe were in talks about some kind of dance studio, but really was getting his demo tape made. That must be some very expensive tape.

[MSNBC]

What’s Halloween without some creepy scary food to wet your appetite. Here goes the seven scary food that will take lots of will power to stomach.

1. Monkey brains
2. Cobra heart
3. Hákarl (putrified shark)
4. Lunch meat
5. Ortolan
6. Sea cucumber
7. Spiders

Monkey brains, doesn’t that sound so appetizing? Are you feel a little sick and squeamish after reading that list? If not you just might want to go on over to read the list in gruesome detail. This list is incomplete, where is the Balut on this list? And how come lunch meat is on this list of scary food?

[MSNBC]