Britney Spears was spotted over the weekend at the Millennium dance studio in a pink wig and not with her two children but her new $3,000 Yorkshire Terrier. Now that Britney bought the new puppy, named London, at a pet store in Bel Air after less than 30 minutes in the store, the people with the The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) are fuming. Stephanie Shain, HSUS director of outreach for companion animals, had the following to say:

Choosing a dog is a major lifestyle decision that should not be taken lightly. We suggest that people take time to choose a member of their family, and to be sure they are working with a reputable breeder. Ms. Spears is setting a damaging example to the public.

The HSUS must be in fear of what will happen to Britney’s new puppy under her care. What the HSUS doesn’t know is this is Britney we are talking about, the same person who had two babies with Kevin Federline. We need a new law that prevents Britney from caring for another living creature.

Former jailbird Paris Hilton, who told Larry King she was done with the party scene, went back to her old partying lifestyle. Looks like Paris miss going out and having fun just a week or so after telling Larry, “And I’m frankly sick of it. You know, I’ve been going out for a long time now. And yes, it’s fun, but it’s not going to be the mainstay of my life anymore.” So this past weekend she went to club Les Deux in Hollywood. Paris was so excited about not being locked up that she jumped up on a couch with her arm extended up in the air and seductively danced against a wall, while singing every single song that was played.

In other Paris related news that proves she lied to Larry King, told him she’d never done drugs, Paris was seen exiting a SUV filled with “a cloud of marijuana smoke.” A witness even seen her taking a huge puff off of a joint, then opening the door and exhaled the pot smoke on his face. As always, her publicist will probably say the eyewitness must be mistaken because Paris doesn’t use drugs, like when Paris was caught with some white powder in her nose.

Hayden Panettiere, who plays the cheerleader on the hit NBC show Heroes, loves to stick her currently underage (17 years old) tongue on multiple objects. Here are some of the various places the tongue has licked. The above one has her trying out some batter, hopefully it doesn’t contain any raw eggs. Below are her licking the Stanley Cup, statue’s butt, friend’s boob, and some candy wrappers.

Jennifer Garner really needs to get out of her house and bake in the sun. While vacationing in Hawaii for the fourth of July with husband Ben Affleck, Jennifer showed off her hot bodacious ghostly pale body. Who would have know she can double as an albino trying to get tan, if an albino were able to get some sun. Maybe she should have bought herself a bottle of those fake tan in a bottle before she went to the beach looking like a ghost on vacation

Usher has announced his fiance Tameka Foster is pregnant and expecting their first baby together this fall. The couple issued the following statement:

We are extremely excited at this point in our lives, planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives.

Wonder how Usher’s mother, Jonetta Patton, is taking this news and if she still hates Tameka’s ass now that she’s getting a grandson or granddaughter.

Paris Hilton explains what her medical condition was in an interview with People magazine. You remember, the medical condition that got the Los Angeles County Sheriff department to release her from prison and placed her under house arrest. Paris says:

The doctors were observing me while I was there. They explained to Sheriff [Lee] Baca that they thought I was having severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia.

If your one of those people who have doubts about her changing her partying way after spending time in jail, she says:

They’re wrong and they don’t know me. I’m a good person. I’m a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I’m sincere, and they’ll see.

Who knew having severe anxiety, panic attacks, and claustrophobia would allow one to get released from prison. I would have thought the best place to treat these would be in prison, you know, prisoners have better health care insurance than you and I.

Paris Hilton has been released from prison today. She served a total of 23 days in jail and lost nearly 10 pounds dining on prison food or from the lack of eating. Upon exiting, Paris smiled and waved as she walked towards her parents, who were waiting in a black SUV. Once she arrived to the vehicle, she gave her mother a big hug through the window, probably for the camera.

Just before Paris was release, her lawyer, Richard Hutton, reportedly slipped a note to Harvey Levin, the person behind TMZ.com. The note contain a sketch of her standing in front of cell doors at the Lynwood facility. You can see the sketch below. She must have had a lot of free time in prison.

In other Paris news, she has been offered $1 million to speak at The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. To get the million Paris would have to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.” The $1 million offer would be the second highest speaking fee ever offered in the world, second only to The Learning Annex star speaker and real estate mogul, Donald Trump.

It’s one thing to learn from Donald Trump it’s another to learn from Paris Hilton. What the hell would you learn from Paris, besides, how to make a night-vision porn tape and have it released for the world to see.

Who’s helping Brooke Hogan dress? It must be a blind monkey. Take a look at what crap Brooke is wearing at some performance over the weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. Who the hell wears a pair of jeans that looks like it has gone through the shredder.

Does anyone even know Brooke’s real age because there is no way she’s only 19 years old, she looks older than some of the grandmothers I’ve seen. He She looks like a 60-year-old transvestite who picked out her clothing by going dumpster diving.

It has been talked about for weeks now, but Rosie O’Donnell will probably not replace Bob Barker as host of The Price is Right because she doesn’t want to move to Los Angeles. Rosie said:

Well, here’s the thing, I don’t really need a job. I’m in a weird position. I don’t need the money. I know you’re not allowed to talk about money in America but I’m just saying I don’t so, to get my entire family uprooted from their lives and move them across the country so that I can have a fantasy childhood indulgent job, it just doesn’t seem fair, they all are in school, they have friends, we love their school, our community our house, our life, our home. You know, if they were able to do it in New York, it would be a different story but it looks like it ain’t gonna happen.

It also doesn’t help having everyone say they won’t watch The Price is Right if Rosie becomes the host.

Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts has given birth to a 8 1/2 pound baby boy named Henry Daniel Moder at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

This is Julia and husband Danny Moder’s third child, the new born will join two-year-old twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus. Roberts’ publicist, Marcy Engelman issued the following statement:

All of the Moders are doing great.