Archive for the 'Humor' Category



Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

Ricky Martin Wants to Pee On You

Ricky Martin said a little too much in an interview: Ricky Martin told fans perhaps a little more about his sex life than some wanted to know. “I love giving the golden shower,” he told Blender. “I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and […]


Sunday, November 20th, 2005

Katie Holmes Kicked Out Of Theater

The alien baby incubator Katie Holmes was kicked out of a movie theater in California for disturbing the rest of the movie goer. She was clutching a vibrating device against her womb, which created a buzzing sound that pissed off the rest of the audience. What the crowd didn’t know is that the device was […]


Thursday, November 17th, 2005

Life After MTV Real World

This is too funny. There looks like another career besides the usual celebrity has been shows. Now you can do your own porn and advertise on CraigsList for the guys to do you. Want to Fuck a Reality Star – w4m – 22 Reply to: [edited out]@craigslist.org Date: 2005-11-16, 10:33PM PST Former Reality Actress is […]




Heidi Fleiss Start Brothel For Women

The ex Hollywood Madam is getting back into the sex business and this time will be cater to women. The world sexiest men will be getting pay to do the nasty with women from around the world. You may have remember Heidi Fleiss was convicted of running a high class call girl business back in […]


Saturday, November 12th, 2005

Madonna Loves The F Word

That’s right folk the material girl loves using the work FUCK. We here love Madonna so fucken much because she loves to use the word fuck so much. Is that enough fuck to make you go fucken crazy. So everyone go out and get Madonna’s new fucken CD call Confessions on a Dance Floor. And […]




Iraqis Should Know What Freedom Is All About

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Thursday, November 10th, 2005

Snoop Dogg Real Hot Dog

Rapper Snoop Dogg is coming out with a new product and it’s edible. Soon you will be able to snack on your very own foot long Snoop Dogg Hot Dog. Snoop Dogg is everywhere, next on this rappers list is a line doggy treats for your four legged friend. The rapper’s line of hot dogs […]


Wednesday, November 9th, 2005

Paris Hilton Loses Video Camera

It must be hard being Paris Hilton, always losing things. This time Paris cries over losing her video camera at a club. Paris doesn’t shed tears over people. They’re like spilled milk, ya know? But losing one’s video camera at a club, now this is call for waterworks! But yo! Earth to Planet Paris–what the […]


Tuesday, November 8th, 2005

Cheerleaders Arrested for Sex in Bar

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, Renee Thomas, 20, and Angela Keathley, 26, were arrested at a bar for having sex in a bathroom stall together. These girls should have known better, you never mess with a girl and her toilet. Girls get real piss when they have to wait in long lines for the bathroom. What […]


Sunday, November 6th, 2005

Food Sexually Arouse Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey totally gets turned on by food. It gets so bad that he has to take a break from eating to calm down. The star also added that he gets so many thrills out of meals that he chooses to starve from time to time, rather then to get turned on by the amazing […]


 
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