Archive for the 'Humor' Category



Monday, December 5th, 2005

Jennifer Aniston Burned Her Past

Heart broken Jennifer Aniston has finally nail down the coffin that is her marriage to heartthrob ex husband Brad Pitt. According to reports, Aniston had a bonfire party outside her Malibu beach house. The items being burned was her wedding dress, Brad’s old love letters, tee shirts, photos and CD’s. I bet she cancel the […]




Justin Timberlake Gets Voice Help

Squeaky voice Justin Timberlake wants to have a more dreamy voice for the big screen. According to Sky Showbiz, Justin was told his high-pitched voice wasn’t right for the big screen. Not to take things sitting down, Justin has hired a voice coach to make his voice worthy for the the big screen. A friend […]




Fergie’s Champagne Disguise

Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas once pour a bottle of champagne on herself to disguise her wetting herself. This champagne drench plan took place at a concert in Australia. Her recount of the experience was this: I had a few drinks before the show, but I didn’t think to go to the restroom before […]




Renee Zellweger Is Broke

No not really. Renee Zellweger just didn’t have any money to pay for the frappuccinos and lattes she bought for herself and a friend. The reason was because the credit card machine was out of order and she wasn’t carrying any cash with her. Its odd that her friend that was with her also didn’t […]




Superhero Stamps From USPS

The superheros are here to save the day from return mail due to lack of postage. The USPS are going to issue sheets of 20 stamps picturing different comic book covers and characters. Look for them this coming summer. [USPS via BoingBoing]


Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

Martha Stewart Got a Wild Daughter

The home diva Martha Stewart got a wild child in daughter Alexis Stewart. On her Sirius satellite radio show she revealed here girl on girl experience and her one night stand with the cameraman of her moms show. Martha Stewart’s daughter, Alexis, admits she has “experimented with lesbianism.” But apparently the experiment didn’t take. Alexis […]


Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

50 Cent Wants To Have Sex With You

Well not really. 50 Cent plans to have pretend sex with you. 50 Cent plans to create a vibrator in the shape of this stick. On top of having a vibrator in the model after him, he also plans to have a whole line of sex item. The chances of the vibrator being blue is […]




Donald Trump Wants To Get You Drunk

The master of The Apprentice Donald Trump wants to sell you some alcohol. The sultan of self promotion wants to sell yet another drink, so the next time your at a club your be able to get drunk with the Trump Vodka and sober up with the Trump Ice. Next up is a whole line […]


Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

Wendy’s Robbed By MacDonald

A New Hampshire man named Ronald MacDonald has been charged with stealing cash from the safe at the Wendy’s restaurant where he works. The store manager called Manchester police early Monday when he discovered two men taking cash from the office safe. He detained MacDonald, 22, and Steven Lemay, 20, until police arrived, the Manchester […]


Monday, November 28th, 2005

Bruce Lee Immortalized

Bruce Lee in Hong Kong In two days and in two different cities legendary martial art star Bruce Lee will be immortalized in the form of a statue. The first statue was erected in Mostar, Bosnia on Saturday and the one in Hong Kong was unveiled on Sunday. Bruce Lee in Mostar [Shanghai Daily and […]


 
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