Archive for the 'Celebrities' Category



Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Nicole Richie on PETA’s naughty list

Nicole Richie The extremely thin Nicole Richie has been pronounced by PETA as their worst dressed celebrity. “This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.” The animal crazy group also went after Ashley Olsen: “Wearing fur does add […]




Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock divorce cause by Borat

The newlywed couple Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are divorcing because of the movie Borat. A source says Pamela is divorcing Kid Rock because of his “male insecurity and major anger issues.” After watching the movie for the first time at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer’s Beverly Hills house, Kid Rock blew up on her […]




Britney Spears shows more vagina

Britney Spears gives us more of her shaved vagina. If you didn’t get enough of Britney’s love mound, here’s your chance to see more of Britney without watching the alleged sex tape. Either she’s really trying to tell the world she’s got a lovely shaved beaver or she really believed she’s going to become a […]


Monday, November 27th, 2006

Jennifer Aniston dancing with the stars?

Jennifer Aniston Could Jennifer Aniston be prepare to dance on Dancing With The Stars? Sources are reporting that Jennifer is currently in talks about participating in the dance show. Odd of her being on the show are great due to the fact that she’s a huge fan of the show. A source tells Britain’s Daily […]




Britney Spears single and ready to hookup

Recently separated Britney Spears is ready to go out and mingle with the help of Paris Hilton. After hanging out with Paris for awhile, Britney has picked up the habit of not wearing any pantie and showing the paparazzi her shaved region. Maybe this no underwear is to let the guys know how easy she […]




Lindsay Lohan gets jealous

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan got pissed off while shopping at the Madison clothing store in Malibu, because the paparazzi all of a sudden left her and went after Paris Hilton and Britney Spears as they drove by. In retaliation Lindsay started tailing Paris and Britney while blasting Kevin Federline’s new awful album. But insiders tell […]


Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Lindsay Lohan needs a spell checker

Lindsay Lohan Following Robert Altman’s death, Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement she wrote herself: I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle. I feel as if I’ve just had the wind […]




Fake Kevin Federline’s fake murder

Even with Britney Spears impending divorce with Kevin Federline, she’s still upset over the whole Kevin sketch on American Music Awards. Apparently Britney was a little pissed off about the whole thing. E!’s Marc Malkin first reported Brit was upset, and now a rep for Brit tells TMZ, “She had no idea” that the skit […]




Leonardo DiCaprio maybe superman

Leonardo DiCaprio Either Leonardo DiCaprio is bulletproof or he’s one crazy dude. While filming his latest movie the “Blood Diamond” in Mozambique, he came between a gunman and fellow actor Djimon Hounsou. Djimon said: He stood in the way of somebody who was trying to shoot me. We went to eat somewhere and apparently somebody […]


Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Britney Spears fake sex tape news

After reading the numerous sites out there, you probably think Britney Spears is going to give away the alleged sex tape Kevin Federline is trying to sell. Well not to burst your bubble of seeing Britney doing some crazy sex act on Kevin, but those news are so fake. The elaborate satire came from the […]


 
Copyright © 2005-2025 today.ccopinion.com. All rights reserved.
Privacy Policy