• George Clooney turned Batman gay. [Contact Music]
• Beyonce Knowles booty shaking on Dreamgirl is forbidden. [Starpulse]
• Scott Stapp getting sued by woman in the sex tape for invasion of privacy. [AP]
• Gary Glitter going to jail for three years. [Digital Spy]
• Paula Abdul may have been drunk or high during the live telecast of American Idol. [Boston Herald]
• Jessica Simpson is a bit paranoid. [IOL]
• Former Jackson 5 drummer stabbed to death. [Billboard]
• Michelle Williams dissed by former school. [People]

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has bought a Maui mansion during a recent vacation to Hawaii with son Sean Preston Federline. Britney hopes the new Maui home will be a start to rekindle her troubled romance with husband Kevin Federline.

Source tells Sun:

Britney is really hoping this new home will be a family place. They have been on rocky ground for some time now and while Kev was away recording his album she decided she had to do something to make their relationship work. Brit told Kevin she had her heart set on a home in Maui. It’s one of her favourite places in the world.

The price for a house at Britney’s favourite places in the world will set her back a cool $5.1 million. I guess the $5 million is a better investment than forking over up to $1,700 per night for a room at Four Seasons. The source also added:

She’s hoping it will bring some luck to their relationship. If you can’t fall back in love on the golden beaches in Hawaii, then where can you?

Lil’ Kim

Jailed rapper Lil’ Kim is scared that her fake breast are leaking and she is desperately seeking some medical help. The hip-hop star, also known as Kimberly Jones as a child was sentenced to the Federal Detention Center in Philadelphia to serve a year and a day for perjury and conspiracy charges. A source tells NY Daily News:

Apparently, she’s worried her boobs are leaking. She needs to have them serviced.

Spokeswoman Traci Billingsley of the Bureau of Prisons added that:

An inmate’s medical history is not public. If [the prison medical unit] can’t handle it, they will contract out treatment.

Another reason why having that large of a implant is going to lead to trouble like this.

[NY Daily News]

• Can Travis Stork from the Bachelor: Paris be a bachelor once again? [Tennessean.com]
• Scarlett Johansson speaks out about being fondle by Isaac Mizrahi at the Golden Globes. [The Envelope]
• Dave Chappelle fights with Comedy Channel again. [People]
• Louis Vuitton counterfeited car. [A Socialite’s Life]
• Meg Ryan’s adopted Chinese baby girl is going to be a confused girl who has a split personality. [Contact Music]
• Saw 3 coming Halloween 2006. [Coming Soon]
• Kid Rock calls Scott Stapp an idiot for losing the sex tape, but thanks him for the publicity for his upcoming album. [DaliyNews]
• Paris Hilton has a date with the court on Sept. 18 for the Zeta Graff slander case. [E Online]

Heidi Klum loves McDonald’s so much that shes pushing it for to the rest of us. Klum tells New York Daily News shes addicted to McDonald’s:

McDonald’s is everywhere in the US, but not in the town where I’m from in Germany. We had to drive to the next city to get it. It was a huge deal to go! I love that weird sauce with the pickle things in it.

[Sky]

Kirstie Alley

Kirstie Alley tells Closer magazine she was too fat to have sex:

There’s no way I’d have had sex when I was that fat… I would have died. I see a lot of overweight women whose men must like the way they look, and I think they must be comfortable in their skin. But even when I was skinny, I thought I was too fat for sex.

Now that Kirstie is back to her old normal slimmer self, her friends are saying shes over exercising. Her friends might be on to something because Kirstie says:

I tried to lose lots of weight in one week, so I worked out for three or four hours every day.

It must really suck to be a Hollywood actress compare to being an actor.

[Sky]

• 16 Blocks (Warner Bros.)
• Aquamarine (Fox)
• Dave Chapelle’s Block Party (Rogue)
• Ultraviolet (Sony/Screen Gems)

There will be light posting the rest of the week due to server problems. Hopefully I can get someone iron out this problem or to limit the time it goes down.

Sorry for the lateness. Had some server issues.

• Patrick Dempsey says he has dyslexia. [People]
• Courteney Cox will star in FX TV show call Dirt. [Variety]
• Americans knows more about the cartoon Simpsons than their rights. [Daily Dish]
• Dumb 12-year-old ruin a $1.5 million painting by sticking a wad of gum on it. [AP]
• Can there be a class action lawsuit against Playboy for tricking buyers in thinking Jessica Alba was inside the magazine? [Smoking Gun]
• Eddie Murphy’s gayness may come out during divorce. [Page Six]
• Wearing high heels may result in fertility problems. [Female First]
• Clay Aiken and his gay webcam picture. [Hollywood Rag]

Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy tells Arena magazine in an interview that she once share with the public her diarrhea during a Playboy signing. At the signing Jenny wasn’t able to stop the flow of diarrhea so she let it all go in front of all the guys there.

I once had really bad diarrhoea at a Playboy autograph signing. I was squeezed into a tight red dress, dripping in sweat, and knew something was not right. I just kept having my picture taken with the fans. But then I was like: ‘Oh no, the demon is about to be unleashed.’ And it was unleashed for about 20 guys to witness. I knew at that point in my career all I was supposed to do was turn men on, but just ended up grossing them out.

What can I say about Jenny but that she’s got to be the most disgusting hot looking chick out there. Next time Jenny needs to wear some adult diapers. Jenny also tells Arena that she would love to haunt Paris Hilton when she dies:

I just kept having my picture taken with the fans. But then I was like: ‘Oh no, the demon is about to be unleashed.’ And it was unleashed for about 20 guys to witness. I knew at that point in my career all I was supposed to do was turn men on, but just ended up grossing them out.

[Source: Here and here]