Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston has been urged by friends to dump Vince Vaughn and start dating Brad Pitt’s buddy George Clooney. The National Ledger reports that a source told Life & Style magazine:

Jen and George have grown closer, and Vince is jealous. Jen and Vince are still seeing each other, but it’s not a match made in heaven. None of Jen’s friends expects the relationship to last. They think she should dump Vince and move on to George.

I can see the friends’ plan, get Aniston and Clooney to hook up which will break up the friendship between Pitt and Clooney. All this to get into Pitt’s skin.

[National Ledger]

• Steven Spielberg’s new TV show Into the West gets sued for cutting a girls hair off. [BBC]
• Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis part II. [Mirror]
• Kristin Cavalleri using Nick Lachey to get famous. [Extra TV]
• Ellen DeGenere’s main squeeze Portia De Rossi blames Calista Flockhart for her anorexia. [Female First]
• Tom Sizemore had a six month affair with Elizabeth Hurley. [Contact Music]
• Salma Hayek defend going full frontal in her new movie Ask the Dust. [New York Daily News]
• Shaquille O’Neal and wife Shaunie Nelson are expecting a daughter. [Monsters and Critics]
• Notorious B.I.G. album halted after jury finds part of song used without permission. [AP]
• Vin Diesel followings in Mel Gibson’s footstep with own dead-language movie about Hannibal. [The Scoop]
• John Ritter wrongful death lawsuit settlement near. [People]
• Kevin Federline chopped off hair for charity. [Lowdown]
• Illustrated History of Scientology second edition. [Antisectes]

Tupac Shakur

Rapper Tupac Shakur has joined other well known celebrities to become a wax sculpture at the Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas. A fitting location, considering its also the same city where he was murder in a drive-by shooting following a Mike Tyson boxing match almost ten year ago.

The 55-pound figure will go on display April 5 at The Venetian hotel-casino, it was announced Thursday. The slain rap star will be depicted shirtless, sporting a bandanna and proudly displaying his tattoos.

[AP]

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Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch has closed its door to his house and fired some of the workers but still keeping parts of the whole complex open. According to Michael’s spokeswoman Raymone K. Bain:

It is public knowledge that Mr. Jackson currently resides in the Middle Eastern country of Bahrain. He therefore decided to close his house and reduce his work force.

The truth of the matter is Michael is broke, he doesn’t even have two pennies to rub together. He needs to sell that damn Beatles music catalog, maybe Paul McCartney would buy it.

[AP]

James Blunt has sold off her sister on the auction site eBay so she could get help in getting to a funeral in Ireland. The singer with an addiction to buying and selling on eBay plans to offer up his younger sister after seeing how well the last sister auction went. James says:

I had a bit of an eBay addiction and I sold everything in my apartment in London and then I came in one day and my sister was crying because she couldn’t get to a funeral in southern Ireland.

None of the planes were working, none of the trains, none of the ferries, so I saw another golden opportunity to flog something and so I put my sister up on eBay, saying, ‘Damsel in distress, needs to get to Southern Ireland. What do you get out of it as a bidder? You just get to be a knight in shining armour.’

Everyone started bidding and a guy won and he had a helicopter and he could fly her to the funeral in southern Ireland and they’re now dating and they’ve been going out for 18 months and she’s living with him.

I have a second sister, who’s gonna go on sale soon.

I think James has come up with a great idea we will all see more of in the future. Prostitution right on eBay, pick the girl you like and place a bid and not even get arrested because you are bidding on a dinner date. Unless some pimp is already doing this.
[IOL]

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie has been voted the number girl lesbians want to sleep with, according to Diva magazine:

She’s our undisputed dream-girl sending pulses racing and sales rocketing every time she graces the magazine.

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Portia De Rossi
3. Gina Gershon
4. Sharon Stone
5. Jodie Foster
6. Queen Latifah
7. Halle Berry
8. Charlize Theron
9. Salma Hayek
10. Drew Barrymore

[The Sun]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone. Time to go out and be Irish and down some Black and Tan or is that call a Half-and-Half.

• Flavor Flav is VH1’s biggest hit show ever. [Detroit Free Press]
• Big payday for Nicole Narain if sex tape with Colin Farell hits the video. $3 million for 15 minutes of opening her legs. [The Smoking Gun]
• Kanye West set to be a movie star. [AP]
• Three 6 Mafia use Oscar as ticket to get into clubs. [US Weekly]
• 50 Cent thinks he deserve more credit. [Contact Music]
• Tommy Lee join force with Jason Newsted and Gilby Clarke to find a lead singer for thier new band. [Reuters]
• Drew Barrymore seek advice from Angelina Jolie about Africa. [Digital Spy]
• George Clooney donates Oscar swag bag to charity. [Sydney Morning Herald]

Jessica Simpson

President George Bush’s popularity is so bad that even Jessica Simpson is avoiding him. While Jessica was in Washington DC to lobby Congress on the behave of Operation Smile, she was invited to meet with President Bush at a fundraiser on Thursday but shocked the organizer when she turn them down:

I find it hard to believe she would pass up an opportunity to lobby the president on behalf of Operation Smile.

Not even Jessica would risk getting her name attach to the same sentence with Bush and his unpopularity, not even for the children of Operation Smile.

[People]