Angelina Jolie

Once again Jenny Shimizu is opening her mouth and saying Brad Pitt will never be able to satisfy Angelina Jolie like she can. Even after not seeing each other for two years, Jenny still thinks the bond they had develop will never end. In a interview with News of the World, Jenny tells how great a lesbian lover Angelina was and that she was Angelina’s first lesbian love:

Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. I was her first. And although she’s having a baby with Brad, I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and she was hooked.

Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That’s where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man.

She has a body which just makes you gasp and shudder with lust—so slender but with the most incredible, perfect curvy boobs.

And her amazing skin is so soft to touch. But it’s her mouth that made me beg for more—kissing me slowly and passionately with those full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do with that mouth. Brad is one lucky boy!

Jenny went on saying:

I even took her to dominatrix joints and she loved them all. The darker and naughtier the better. Then we’d go back to wherever we were staying, desperate to rip each other’s clothes off and act out the moves we’d seen. They were amazing nights.

[News of the World]

Just to highlight the point that sex sells, here is Kate Moss promoting the Nikon camera naked. What does Kate being naked have to do with Nikon, nothing at all.

[Yeeeah]

Nicole Ritchie and Adam Goldstein

Looks like happy times for Nicole Richie once again. There are now reports that Nicole and DJ AM are now unofficially engaged and planning to tie the knot later this year. Because this is a re-engagement there is no need to to buy a brand new ring. According to friends, Nicole is going to redesign her old engagement ring.

Nicole is very superstitious and doesn’t want to jinx the second-go-round romance with the same ring. According to reports, Nicole met with Los Angeles jewelry designer Nancy Davis, who designed her first ring, about creating a new design.

Nicole doesn’t have to worry about being jinxed, all she has to do is start eating.

[All Headline News]

Paris Hilton

According to Female First, Paris Hilton was desperate to get her breast a few sizes bigger. That all changed when her dad, Rick Hilton, told her how sleazy it would be.

Years ago, I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image.

I guess daddy Hilton neglected to tell her that making sex tapes in night vision is also sleazy. I wonder how much famous Paris would be if she gotten herself a set of melons?

The conversion has finished and Katie Holmes is now a full blooded Scientologist. Tom Cruise tells all in an interview with Diane Sawyer. the following is an excerpt:

Cruise suggested Scientology’s doctrine of “silent birth,” emphasizing a calm, quiet atmosphere in the delivery room, free from screaming and shouts of “push!,” was misunderstood and exaggerated by the media.

“It’s basically just respecting the mother, you know, and helping to be quiet. (But) not the mother. The mother makes as much noise … you know, she’s going through it. She does what she’s gotta do, OK?”

Contrary to perceptions that Scientology frowns on giving painkillers to women in labor, Cruise added: “We’re there, you know, with doctors. … Whatever the woman wants. … If she needs an epidural, she’s gonna get her epidural.”

He denied a tabloid report that he had bought an adult pacifier to muffle the moans of his 27-year-old fiance.

Asked whether their baby would be given a Catholic baptism, Cruise said, “No,” then added: “I mean you can be Catholic and be a Scientologist. You can be Jewish and be a Scientologist. But we’re just Scientologists.”

“Katie, too?” Sawyer asked.

“Katie, too,” he replied.

It was the first public acknowledgment from the couple that Holmes has joined Cruise, one of Scientology’s most prominent adherents, in embracing a faith founded by science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.

I bet the prenuptial is really good, for the family to be OK with Katie becoming a Scientologist.

[Reuters]

Eminem

Rapper Marshall “Eminem” Mathers might be suicidal according to a close friend of his. The friend who will remain anonymous, is claiming that Eminem’s recent break-up with his two-time wife Kimberley Mathers and the tragic death of his best friend, Deshaun “Proof” Holton, may be too much for the rapper to handle. According to the friend:

I’m not sure that [Eminem] can handle all this … I’m worried that he may try to hurt himself.

Eminem is no stranger to suicide in the past. He had attempted once in 1997 when he took more than a dozen pain killers. That attempted suicide was after his Kimberley left him and forbid him from seeing Hailie.

[All Headline News]

Martin Sheen

Actor Martin Sheen is going back to school to get a proper education. Sheen will enroll at the National University of Ireland as a full time student to fulfill a personal promise.

Sheen is not just majoring in philosophy, but he will also tackle theology and English literature with a special concentration in oceanography. A spokesperson for the school says:

We are developing that interest with him (and are) looking forward to welcoming.

With his presidency cancel on The West Wing, Sheen’s got all the time to do his homework.

[People]

David Blaine

Magician David Blaine has gotten a brand new and wacky stunt up his sleeve to amaze you all. Past tricks included a balancing act for 35 hour, living inside a ice block for 61 hours, and not eating for 44 days.

This time its sleeping with the fishes, well more like a human aquarium or a personal pool. This stunt will consist of Blaine staying inside a eight-foot acrylic sphere for seven days at outside of Lincoln Center in New York city. At the end of the stunt Blaine will go for the world record by holding his breath for more than 8 minutes, 58 seconds.

Lets hope they make that acrylic sphere bulletproof, cause we all know how those New Yorkers will want to pop that bubble. This whole thing will take place on May 1st and you all can watch the end live May 8, 2006 on ABC.

[IOL]

• Scary Movie 4 (Weinstein Co.)
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