Here is what a racist Mel Gibson looked like when he was arrested for drunken driving. Compare to the drunken Lost stars, Mel looks pretty sober.

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What’s the celebrities way of turning a wrong into something good? Well the solution to all celebrity problem is to enter rehab to rehabilitate a bad image. That’s the way Mel Gibson is taking after his past weekend arrest for drunken driving and anti-Semitic comments, according to rep Alan Nierob, “He is in a program of recovery at this time.” Mel’s neighbor who happen to be a co-founder of a celebrity treatment centre called Passages tells Star magazine:

I understand he has gone into recovery program. The center that I’ve heard he’s checked himself into follows the Alcoholics Anonymous 12-step program. And I don’t believe that will help him.

I think he needs individual intense therapy by a team of people who know what they are looking for in causes in alcoholism. There are only four causes and it is one or more of those four causes that are causing him to be out of control.

The Mel Gibson that we all know is not that kind of a person. When alcohol enters his system he becomes an out of control, belligerent, nasty guy. It’s not Mel Gibson’s life. Most of time, 99.9 percent of time he is fine upstanding gentlemanly person.

So according to what Mr. Nierob said, 0.1 percent of the time Mel is a racist belligerent that blames Jews for all the war in the world.

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After making all those racist remarks about Jewish people during his arrest, Mel Gibson is trying to save his career by apologizing for being a drunk idiot. Mel in his own words:

After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said, and I apologize to anyone who I have offended.

Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.

The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department also issued their own statement about the whole incident earlier:

The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department investigation into the arrest of Mr. Gibson on suspicion of driving under the influence will be complete and will contain every factual piece of evidence. Nothing will be sanitized. There was absolutely no favoritism shown to this suspect. When this file is presented to the Los Angeles County District Attorney, it will contain everything. Nothing will be left out.

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The Simple Life girls, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, are up to something. The two are about to go on the David Letterman show to publicly end their feud. Like the feud was ever real. David will play the role of peacekeeper to the supposed two year feud. The show will take place in September of 2006.

We will all have to wait to see what these two have to sell to us this time. Maybe they will announce they are coming together to release a album together or can this be the upcoming The Simple Life movie?

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Another celebrity gets caught with DUI, this time its The Passion of the Christ director Mel Gibson. According to TMZ, Mel was arrested this morning at 2:36AM for suspicion of DUI and booked at 4:06AM. Spokesman for the Los Angeles Country Sheriff’s Department says:

Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person.

Bail has been set at $5,000, which we guess is just pocket change for the Christ director.

Update:
Mel Gibson is an Anti-Semitic, that’s right folks, he hates Jews. Now we know what was really behind the movie The Passion of the Christ. During the arrest, Mel had an blood alcohol level of .12 which is .04 above the legal California limit.

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Paris Hilton gets a surprise in the bathtub while bathing a child. Hint: The surprise Paris get is dark brown and smells, that’s right is some hot shit.

Another celebrity has seen the elusive Suri Cruise since Leah Remini saw her last week. This week its Jada Pinkett Smith, who tells People magazine:

She’s one of the sweetest babies I’ve ever met in my life. She’s an absolute beauty and she’s Daddy’s little girl. She’s beautiful and they’re very happy and they need to be left alone. She’s the cutest little baby. She’s got a head full of black, beautiful hair.

I wonder which celebrity will be announcing they have seen her next week?

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Here is Britney Spears’ body double, well not really. This is Britney’s younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears. Jamie can just replace older sister Britney and people would not even know.

Former star of ’N Sync, Lance Bass, has finally come out of the closet about his love for other men. Lance told People magazine:

I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys’ careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything. I didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, ‘Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it’s bad.’ So I just never did.

The thing is, I’m not ashamed – that’s the one thing I want to say. I don’t think it’s wrong, I’m not devastated going through this. I’m more liberated and happy than I’ve been my whole life. I’m just happy. The main reason I wanted to speak my mind was that (the rumors) really were starting to affect my daily life. Now it feels like it’s on my terms. I’m at peace with my family, my friends, myself and God so there’s really nothing else that I worry about.

[People]