It’s a brand new year so here is the 2007 list of the Top 100 Nightclubs in America to go with this brand spanking New Year.

230 Fifth – New York City
40 Watt – Athens, Ga.
8150 – Vail, Colo.
The Abbey – Hollywood, Calif.
AJ’s Seafood & Oyster Bar – Destin, Fla.
Aria – Boston, Mass.
Avalon/Spider Club – Hollywood, Calif.
Beach Bar at the W – San Diego
B.E.D. – Miami
Billy Bob’s Texas – Fort Worth, Texas
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After passing out at her New Years Eve party at Pure, Britney Spears has reportedly checked into Sanctuary, a spa in Arizona for some R & R.

“With these celebrities, ‘exhaustion’ sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious,” says a source.

Spears’ rep couldn’t be reached for comment, but L&S reports that the singer’s parents are urging their daughter to go into therapy.

“It’s just been heartbreaking for her parents to watch Britney on this downward spiral,” an “insider” told the mag. “It’s so sad.”

Who would have known not wearing underwear and showing your vagina to the whole world would be so taxing on oneself, that requires a trip to rehab for exhaustion. It can’t possibly be because she has been partying and getting drunk every single day she can get her mother to watch her two children. No that can’t be it, it has got to be some publicity stunt, you know celebrity rehab are like laxative, it washes the bad press and make everything better again.

Have the New Years bought together John Mayer and Jessica Simpson officially? The two were seen in a “full-on making out” session at the Hudson Hotel for Christina Aguilera’s New Year party. A source says:

He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn’t subtle. John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn’t really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says ‘Dumped: John ditches Jessica.’

Their make out session most likely continue at the Mercer Hotel, where they stayed the night together. This is just plain disgusting to hear. Jessica’s dad must have something to do with this hookup, you just know that dude has something to do with this coupling. You also know he probably took the pictures of them sucking faces to sell to the tabloids.

We all know Britney Spears had a little too much to drunk at her New Years Eve party at Pure night club and collapsed, but according to Larry Rudolph, she was just a little tired and fell asleep.

By about one o’clock, she was just done, so we took her out. She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep. There is nothing out of the ordinary here.

Either Larry missed the whole party or the whole news sites are talking nonsense about Spears collapsing from drinking too much. This is typical Spears we are talking about, the same one that party hard with Paris Hilton without wearing any kind of underpants, so this got to be real. Remember Britney isn’t Angelina Jolie, who goes around helping every orphan in the world.

Paris Hilton was in a brazen hamburger heist in Australia, making off with a burger, bottle water and a frappe.

The hotel heiress pulled a brazen dine-and-dash yesterday after nibbling on a hamburger in Australia, according to The Sydney Morning Herald. Hilton also had a mineral water and frappe at Sloanes Café before she took off without paying $8.

The airhead heiress must have something else on her mind or she must not really be that rich, I mean come on its only $8 bucks and my poor ass would still be able to pay for that. I can picture Paris ordering a burger and drinks than after eating it, pretend to go to the bathroom and when no one is looking make a fast getaway out the window.

Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts is a baby making machine and will pop out her third one with husband Danny Moder this upcoming summer.

Her pregnancy is somewhat of a surprise since the star, 39, had so much difficulty with her first effort to start a family with cameraman hubby Danny Moder, 37. In November 2004, she gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia – but only after months of round-the-clock bed rest that followed a scare in which she was rushed to the hospital with false labor.

With this pregnancy, Julia will have to take more time off from making movies and hopefully spend some time one picking a normal name for her new baby. Not that there’s anything wrong with Phinnaeus, unless you want your child to be the punching bag for other children in school.

Mike Tyson has really gone down the gutter, this time he gets pop for DUI and drug possession early this morning in Scottsdale, AZ. After stopping the former heavyweight champion, the officer says Mike, “stated he is an addict and has a problem.”

Tyson must have still been under the influence of narcotics, because he also admitted to, “possessing bags of cocaine and said he uses anytime he can get his hands on it.”

You know Tyson is getting old when he confessed to being an addict instead of screaming word of eating the officers baby when he was pulled over.

Britney Spears is out of her mind and thinks she can care for another child, this time she wants to adopt a Bali boy name Wang. Four-year-old Wang has suffer the lost of his whole family at the hand of the 2004 tsunami and possibly more suffering at the hands of Britney. A source says:

She instantly wanted to help him and is sponsoring him until she can find out more. And she has even written to officials seeking advice. The tsunami disaster was a tragedy very close to Britney’s heart and she has dedicated a lot of her time to its charities.

She is even in talks with Madonna about it and is taking it very seriously.

Britney can’t possibly be that serious about adopting this child, because instead of asking the queen of adoption Angelina Jolie for advice, she asked Madonna. The same Madonna who you may remember had that controversial adoption of a Malawi boy. Britney must really think an adoption can erase peoples memories of seeing her vagina all over the place.

Britney’s had a turbulent year and wants 2007 to be brilliant. As well as wanting to look after little Wang, she is determined to make a music comeback with a difference.

Former Friends star Jennifer Aniston is now ready to met Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s seven month old baby in person. An insider tells Life & Style, “She wants the chance to hold the baby and see her up close.”

Jen probably saw pictures of Shiloh and started thinking how Shiloh should have been her golden child. Than she started thinking why she didn’t agree to let Brad send up some of his soldiers and capture her egg so she could have her own perfect child. Lets just pray the Jolie-Pitt family doesn’t agree to any kind of meeting, can you imagine, Jen holding Shiloh and all of a sudden some emotional flashback cause her to drop the savior. Than the world ends, just like that.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan gave a try at being a stripper at Scores West for about three hours than gather the dancers into a bathroom to apologize for calling them all whores.

“I love strippers,” the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club’s “Turntable Tuesdays.”

Next, “She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” said our source. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.

“It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”

Lindsay’s apology comes after emailing her friends calling strippers whores, “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . except for some, obviously.” Obviously, Lindsay knows what a whore is given that she could be one if she wanted to. And, she knows this, so she had to apologized because she was calling herself one.