• Jarhead (Universal)
• Chicken Little (Buena Vista)

• Supermodels share their beauty tips [Contact Music]
• Sienna Miller the home wrecker [The Bosh]
• Destiny’s Child are back with another #1 hit [USA Today]
• Tyra Banks undercover fat chick [Contact Music]
• Brad Pitt and family at the beach [Just Jared]

The rap that cause Britney Spears to laugh at has been leaked to the internet. Kevin Federline rap song “Y’all Ain’t Ready” is ready for you to check out and see what you think. Make sure you go check it out ASAP before its gone like the wind.

You just got to love how record company does PR these days. They have people on the internet do all the work and tell everyone about it and all for free.

[The Bosh] [Additional Download]

Lucky Paris already did the porn tape or Stavros Niarchos III would have offer her money to do something embarrassing to herself. According to a source from Us Weekly, Stavros offer a homeless man sitting outside a Burger King $100 smackers to dump a perfectly good soda on to himself. And what did this bum do he goes on and obey the billionaire’s command. And afterwards the whole Stavros posse laugh and laugh. I guess $100 is a lot of money if your living on the streets. If karma’s a bitch, Stavros will get his soon enough.

It’s good to be rich, you get to do this kind of shit for fun.

[Page Six]

The people over at the Pitt camp are denying the secret Buddhist ceremony that supposedly happen. According to the Daily Star newspaper:

Brad and Angelina wanted to make a commitment to each other as soon as possible and arranged a private wedding to seal their love.

They exchanged vows in a Buddhist ceremony – which isn’t legally binding – but in Brad and Angelina’s eyes they’re married.

You all know what this means, the wedding is about to happen. They are just clarifying that it didn’t happen but soon will be. Now all Angelina Jolie has to do is get Brad Pitt to sign the prenuptial that that leaves Pitt without any custody to Maddox and Zahara.

[Ananova]

It was soon to happen, Paris Hilton is piss that little sister Nicky Hilton is going to ex best friend Nicole Richie’s wedding to DJ Adam Goldstein. Nicky isn’t just going to the wedding but she is part of the bridal party. Nicky told Hello magazine that shes got some organising to do and that she doesn’t know where to start because she’s never been to a bachelorette party before.

It’s reported that Nicky still likes Nicole and doesn’t want to be involve with her sister’s feud with Nicole. Talk about sisterly love, more like “What bitch, I’m going and that’s that.” All this drama cause Richie played the infamous night vision sex tape at a party. Didn’t Paris know it was the tape that really got her so famous.

Maybe this whole Nicky going to the wedding is a hoax and at the last minute either she doesn’t show or Paris comes and stops the wedding.

[Monsters and Critics]

Just like Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria also shows love with ink. Eva Longoria got a tattoo of her lover’s initial place on a part of her body that’s only for Tony Parker’s eyes only. I wonder where that’s at, like we can’t imagine where those two letters are located at. Its either located on her ass like Angelina Jolie’s plan for Brad Pitt’s bunny representation or in the pelvic region.

Let’s hope Tony doesn’t pull a Kobe on her and that tattoo would be cover over with some other tattoo.

Here is the list to the Top 100 Nightclubs in America

[NightClub]

[A Socialite’s Life]

• Bruce Willis got a crush on Halle Berry her six toes and all [Monsters and Critics]
• No more bikini for Liz Hurley [Monsters and Critics]
• Christian Slater falls off Paris Hilton’s roof [E Online]
• Gabrielle Union split from husband Chris Howard, must be due to Gabrielle’s birthday problem [People]
• 50 Cent sides with George Bush and lash out at Kanye West [Contact Music]
• Jessica Simpson needs the aid of a therapist to keep the stress of pretending to still be marry [AP]