The FBI wants you to

Be on the lookout for the artworks below.

I wonder where I would even be able to see these to be on the lookout. If I was to but these doesn’t the FBI know that I am not gonna tell and get in trouble.

1. From 7,000 to 10,000 looted and stolen Iraqi artefacts, 2003
2. 12 paintings stolen from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, 1990
3. Two Renoirs and one Rembrandt from Sweden’s National Museum, 2000 (two recovered)
4. Munch’s The Scream and The Madonna from the Munch Museum in Oslo, 2004
5. Benevenuto Cellini Salt Cellar from Vienna’s Kunsthistorisches Museum, 2003
6. Caravaggio’s Nativity with San Lorenzo and San Francesco from Palermo, 1969
7. Davidoff-Morini Stradivarius violin from a New York apartment, 1995
8. Two Van Gogh paintings from Amsterdam’s Vincent Van Gogh Museum, 2002
9. Cezanne’s View of Auvers-sur-Oise from Oxford’s Ashmolean Museum, 1999
10. Leonardo’s Madonna with the Yarnwinder from Scotland’s Drumlanrig Castle, 2003

For more infomation go to the FBI website.

The Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee would rather jump out of a perfectly good plan than to have sex with women. Apparently these days Tommy gets all his high from music and sky diving instead of the sack with groupies.

This love of extreme sports comes even after a near death experience sky diving. Tommy reports what happened,

I did a tandem jump and was strapped to the instructor. We had a 12 second freefall and then all of a sudden the guy pulls the shoot and says, ‘shit, we’ve got line snag.’

He added to Britain’s Radio 1: ‘The parachute wouldn’t open and we’re falling to earth and I’m like ‘Oh my God’. Then I reached a point of complete calm and was thinking: ‘Okay, this is how I’m going out. It’ll be in the papers tomorrow. Then the chute opened and I was like, ‘thank you, thank you, thank you’.

‘That was better than sex.’

Tommy is a better man than I am, and that all I am going to say.

[Monster and Critics] Image from MSN

Those are some damn skinny arms Nicole Richie, if your not anorexic I must really be fat. Adam Goldstein must be a carefull person cause this girl looks like she can be broken in half, if you know what I mean.

Take the “Has Nicole lost too much weight” over at Star.

[A Socialite’s Life]

This is too funny. There looks like another career besides the usual celebrity has been shows. Now you can do your own porn and advertise on CraigsList for the guys to do you.

Want to Fuck a Reality Star – w4m – 22

Reply to: [edited out]@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-16, 10:33PM PST

Former Reality Actress is looking for 30 guys for Porn. $100 pay – w4m

Beautiful reality actress from MTV Real World is doing her first independent porn. We are searching for 30 very good looking guys to be in video shoot. Must be very good looking, be in great shape, and have an extra large penis.
All guys that will be featured in the film will be in masks (think phantom of the opera eye masks), so strong jaw line, and pretty eyes are a must

Casting this Monday from 10pm-1am in Hollywood, shooting next weekend in

I wonder which slutty Real Worlder can this be? I wonder. I say its Trishelle but I think shes older than 22.

Via Defamer

The ex Hollywood Madam is getting back into the sex business and this time will be cater to women. The world sexiest men will be getting pay to do the nasty with women from around the world.

You may have remember Heidi Fleiss was convicted of running a high class call girl business back in 1995. Fast forward to 2005,

she’s planning to turn a Southern Nevada brothel called the Cherry Patch Ranch into a resort featuring male prostitutes serving an all-female clientele

This is just not going to work. Why would a women pay thousands of dollars to have sex when they can go to the nearest bar and pick up a guy for the cost of only a few drinks? I don’t care how butt ugly a girl is, if they want some ass they can always get some. There will always be guys out there that will have sex with any girl out there.

Once again sex sells so Heidi Fleiss is gonna make a lot of money.

[People]

I guess this list from In Touch is a list better known as the Hollywood MILF list.

1. Denise Richards
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Kate Hudson
5. Britney Spears
6. Kelly Ripa
7. Heidi Klum
8. Courteney Cox
9. Gwyneth Paltrow
10. Sarah Jessica Parker

[Contact Music]

• Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire (Warner Bros.)
• Walk The Line (Fox)

Looks like the FCC will be banging on the doors of The O.C. after last weekend’s porn show. Not really a porn shoot but a nipple slip of Mischa Barton character Marissa when she was getting out of bed. You need to look closely at the video because its very hard to see given the video is so dark.

It’s already bad enough we have to put up with her nipples when she goes out now we have to see it on prime time television. What is this world coming to.

[TVgasm] Video
Via Jossip

• Miss America has a new home in Sin City. [Reuters]
• Madonna fighting cellulite with a gizmo. [The Bosh]
• Talan Torriero of Laguna Beach doing Kimbo Stewart of Paris Hilton butt buddy. [Dlisted]
• Jennifer Aniston having more fun now than with Brad Pitt, shes so jealous of Angelina Jolie. [Contact Music]
• Pamela Anderson hooking up with Mark McGrath but won’t last. [Page Six]

A survey conducted by Ford Motor concludes that 89% of men and 95% of women notice the car their date is driving.

[…] it’s not just the make and model of a car that’s noticed; 58 percent said the condition of their date’s car would have an impact their attraction to the person, CNN/Money reported.

Sixty-nine percent of the women said the condition of their date’s vehicle would at least somewhat affect their attraction to their date compared to 47 percent of men.

Ford actually did a survey that everyone already know, girls still wants a guy with an expensive car. A car is still another way to show off how much money you have. The only place that you don’t need a car is in NYC. The mode of transportation is still the MTA.

[UPI]