Paris Hilton must be going crazy with her possible jail term that she’s starting to blame Lindsay Lohan. While leaving Les Deux last Friday with her sister she started chanting “Firecrotch” to herself.

But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself – but loudly – so everyone around her could hear. And she wasn’t saying it to anybody – she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!

This is just your typical Paris who realized that her fame is about to be taken away when she gets sent to the big house.

More problems for Girl Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, besides being arrested for contempt of court, he has now been indicted for tax evasion. Smut pimping Joe was indicted for allegedly deducting more than $20 million in false business expenses and transferring more than $15 million from an offshore bank account to a brokerage account. With this indictment comes the possibility of serving up to 10 years in prison and $500,000 in fines if convicted.

So the next time you think about cheating the government to their fair share of your money, just remember deducting the use of a couple hypnotist to hypnotize wild girls on spring break to take off their clothing and have sex with each other isn’t kosher.

Kate Moss hangs out with some full figure women. It may look like these two fat girls are chasing Moss down across the street in slow walking pace, but you would be wrong. This is just your typical hot girl who go out with a couple of ugly less than pretty girls so they look better picture.

Looks like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are going to take over the worlds oceans with their alleged purchase of a 240 foot yacht costing well over $140 million from an Italian company. The Sun reports:

The couple are said to have ordered the 240ft, three-decker from a boatbuilder near Rome.

It will boast six ensuite bedrooms — kitted out with luxury marble and gold fittings — a swimming pool, helicopter pad and gym.

Boat builder Mario La Via said Privilege Yard in Civitavecchia had orders to build several yachts, including a 240-footer.

This story is just too silly to believe, can you picture Angelina spending close to 200 million dollars on a boat when she can use that money to feed those hungry orphans around the world. Maybe these two bought some Google stocks when it first came out and are using the profits to buy this ridiculously expensive boat.

The long process of who is the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter, Dannielynn, has come to an end and the real father according to the DNA test is none other than Larry Birkhead. Outside the Bahamian courthouse Birkhead told the crowd:

I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so. I’m the father. Thank you for your support. Thank you for the people who got me this far. Thank you very much. My baby’s gonna be coming home pretty soon. Things are moving quickly here, and we’ll see what happens.

After learning what that he wasn’t the father, Howard K. Stern, has announce that he will do whatever he can to get Larry full custody.

I am not going to fight Larry Birkhead on custody. We are going to do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Dannielynn are carried out. I’m going to do whatever I can to make sure that he gets sole custody. Larry can come over to the house and spend as much time as he wants with her right now.

Now the next fight will be about the millions that Dannielynn could inherit.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was arrested earlier today at the Panama City airport in Florida on a warrant for criminal contempt of court. A judge in Florida had issued a warrant for his arrest when Francis changed the terms of his 2003 lawsuit settlement. To comply with the warrant on his head, Joe had plan to turn himself in to the U.S. Marshal, but plans changed when airport police recognized and arrested him before he could turn himself in.

Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan dresses up in nothing but bullets in Rolling Stone magazine to promote their latest movie, Grindhouse. Theres nothing better then seeing girls in bullets except seeing girls in bullets minus the ammo.

Halle Berry gets her very own star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. To celebrate this moment, Halle got up close and personal with her star and made out with it. Now only if I still had my transforming super power, I would have been that star

Rosie O’Donnell said she has been suffering from depression since the shooting at Columbine. To help improve her mental state, Rosie has been hanging upside down like a bat each day. On her show The View to be aired tomorrow, Rosie said:

I couldn’t stop crying. I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn’t get out of bed and that’s when I started taking medication.

She also added that she has been taking medication to help her and that people should not judge people who take medication for depression. I bet that was directed towards Tom Cruise and his anti-medication views.

Now we know why Rosie is so mean spirited. And can you picture Rosie trying to hang upside down, she must be a gymnast masquerading as a hippo we never knew about.

Johnny Depp has been with his seven year old daughter Lily-Rose’s bedside the past nine days alone with partner Vanessa Paradis, because of her serious illness, according to The Mirror. A source at the hospital told The Mirror:

The staff immediately recognised him when he walked through the door. He has not asked for any special favours but just wants the best for his child, like any parent. It is such a difficult time for him but he is hanging in there for the sake of his daughter and the whole family is just praying that she gets better. They are taking each day as it comes. It’s been an emotional rollercoaster for all of them and he’s been worrying himself silly. He wouldn’t wish this on anyone and has been finding it hard keeping it together. He’s a devoted dad and is spending as much time as he can with Lily.

So so sad. Let’s all hope she gets better from her illness.