• Pete Doherty is the new Teflon rocker. [Daily Mail]
• Nicole Richie is set to follow in the footsteps of Paris Hilton with her own club. [Contact Music]
• Page Six the magazine. [Jossip]
• Britney Spears had bought a car seat on her secret visit to Toys ‘R Us last month. [TMZ]
• Colin Farrell sets the record straight about him and Angelina Jolie, “Nothing happened between me and Angelina – unfortunately.” [Ananova]
• U2 cleans up at the Grammy Awards. [Billboard]
• Jay-Z got a super large ego. [Page Six]
• Kate Moss visits with a top brain doctor for four hours. [Female First]

Angelina Jolie gets wet and naked for Vanity Fair. She appears in the same issue as Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley. The rumors is that she pose in this way because she didn’t want to have her pregnant bump to be seen.

[Simply Jolie Brasil]

Update: Here is a a clip from the show, but it doesn’t show the poop.

While reporting from Milan, Italy on the Winter Olympics for The Today Show a pigeon decided to relieve itself on Katie Couric’s head. I guess if the saying is true, Katie is going to have a lot of good luck.

Katie Couric release the bird.Bird fly all around her.Bird drops its bomb on Katie’s head.The gang back in NYC laugh and laugh.

[Drudge Report]

Left: April 2006 and Right: August 2002Jennifer Aniston says, “Don’t Feel Sorry for Me” in the April issue of Vogue. Which surprisingly looks like a mirror image of her cover on the August 2002 issue.

Update: The April 2006 picture had to be removed. Sorry, I have left the April 2002 up, so just imagine Aniston facing the other way with a different dress on.

[ONTD and Vogue archive]

There are so many people who will be singing this year that if another song get sang the actual award would have to be given out tomorrow. USA Today reports:

Creative combos, which are now a Grammy signature, include U2 and Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Linkin Park, Faith Hill and Keith Urban, and Mariah Carey with a full choir (her five octaves aren’t enough?). Then there’s Madonna joining animated band Gorillaz in what Recording Academy president Neil Portnow calls “one of the most complicated production numbers we’ve ever undertaken.”

Also on tap are an all-star New Orleans jam and a tribute to Sly and the Family Stone featuring Maroon 5, Joss Stone, John Legend and possibly the reclusive Sly Stone himself, who is not confirmed. Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen (with a surprise guest) and Coldplay are on the bill, and the grapevine is abuzz over a rumored Cream appearance.

Most of the award will actually be given out in a pre-show ceremony because there is just not enough time to do it all with all the performance.

The only problem with this Grammy is deciding if you are going to watch it or watch American Idol. Now only if I have a TiVo.

[USA Today]

The marriage between Heather Locklear and husband Richie Sambora may have ended because of an e-mail. The two were working on their marriage until Locklear looked at a e-mail message with contain some provocative pictures of a female friend that was sent to Richie’s in-box. A friend tells People magazine Locklear is, “Absolutely devastated.”

That email containing the picture was the last straw that broke the camels back, in this case it was enough for Locklear to immediately filed for divorce. Richie’s friend says:

Richie’s saying nothing ever happened, that he never asked for the pictures.

The lesson we all must learn here is never ever let your bf/gf know your password to your email account. With all these Hollywood break-ups there might not even be a couple at the end of the year.

[People]

Update Aug. 23, 2007:
Bridget Moynahan gives birth to baby boy!

The dynamic duo Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan are done with after two years of love. Tom was seen in Detroit over the weekend acting like a single guy partying and hitting on multiple women. Now that Tom is single, all you females can try and snag your very own MVP.

[Page Six]

The material girl Madonna has finally gone mad and declare that shes worst than a terrorist. Don’t worry people, Madonna’s not the typical terrorist that blows up things and cause chaos all over the world unless you ask Mariah Carey. Madonna joke that she is worst than a terrorist because there is negotiating with her.

She joked to Harper’s Bazaar magazine: “What’s the difference between a pop star and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.”

Madonna also told the magazine she and husband Guy Richie often fight about how they spend their money on vacations:

He loves the sea and fishing and being on a boat, outdoors, nature stuff. “I’d rather go to India and check out all the temples or go to Bhutan. “We’ve had this discussion, and he’s got to start doing more of the holidays like I do.

[NY Post]

Party girl Paris Hilton has been order to stay away from party planner Brian Quintana who had claimed Paris had been calling him a “lazy Mexican” and also threatening him on the phone.

Promoter Brian Quintana, who says he introduced Hilton to her current boyfriend Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, won a restraining order in Los Angeles Superior Court against the socialite known for her “The Simple Life” TV reality show and for an Internet sex video made with a former boyfriend.

Quintana said Hilton began a smear campaign against him after she started dating Niarchos, accusing him of trying to get Niarchos to ditch her for his former girlfriend, Mary-Kate Olsen.

We love to see Paris being Paris.

[Reuters]

• Free Final Destination 3 movie ticket. Screening is for today. [FD3]
• Dannii Minogue pissed about pictures of her naked lap dance was sold to News of the World. [Ananova]
• Michael Jackson not doing the Pope song. [E online]
• Britney Spears gets rescue by husband Kevin Federline. This must have been a set up for K-Fed to look good. [Monsters and Critics]
• Looks like the buyer of Paris Hilton’s journal won’t be able to publish any of it due to copyright. [TMZ]
• Bill Nye, the Science Guy becomes Bill Nye, the Married Guy. [ZDNet]
• Denise Richards may have AIDS according to The National Enquirer. [The National Enquirer]
• Mario Lavandeira better known as Perez Hilton is crazy. [Gawker]
• Steve-O thinks Jessica Simpson needs to go out with another Jackass, as in himself. [National Ledger]
• Paris Hilton and Val Kilmer tongue of war. [ONTD]
• The Incredible Hulk Lou Ferrigno will be protecting the people of Los Angeles as a Sheriff. [CBS]