Jessica Alba gets on the cover of Playboy but not in her birthday suit. Jessica will be gracing the cover of the March issue of the men’s magazine.

In the magazine Alba wins the Sex Star of he Year. Also in the magazine are Angelina Jolie, Jamie Pressly, Jenny McCarthy, Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey, Carmen Elektra, Halle Berry and Pamela Anderson.

What a tease this is for all the guys who wants to see Jessica Alba in the buff. The world is coming to an end when Vanity Fair shows more skin than Playboy.

[Hollywood and cover Dont Link This]

Tom Sizemore

After coming clean about using methamphetamine which is a breach in his probation in a prior drug conviction, the judge is sending Tom Sizemore back to rehab instead of a visit to jail.

The judge said Sizemore had until March 23 to check himself into a court-approved, live-in rehabilitation center where he would be confined for substance abuse treatment for 90 days, without permission to leave, even for employment.

He must also submit to drug testing at least once a week for the duration of his probation, and he was directed to check in with probation officers starting on Friday.

[Reuters]

• American Idol takes on the professionals on the Grammys and won. [AP]
• Britney Spears may really be a bad mother because the car seat thing may have happen before. [TMZ]
• Paris Hilton really wants to be a Diva, threatened to pull out of the Brits unless she had a jacuzzi in her dressing room. [Entertainment Wise]
• Kelly Clarkson doesn’t want anything to do with American Idol, after winner the Grammy, there was no mention of the show. [Reuters]
• Oprah Winfrey making more money and taking over the air waves. [Reuters]
• Britney Spears says the following about having Sean Preston on her lap, “It’s kind of like I made a mistake and so it is what is, I guess.” [Access Hollywood]

OMG, hold the press, Nicole Richie is eating something at the Knicks game. Isn’t it just nice to see her eating for a change.

[Smart]

Tommy Lee

While in Detroit for the Super Bowl festivity Tommy Lee also came out of the weekend getting a beat down from Eminem’s buddies.

It all started when Tommy started running his mouth about Detroit’s son Kid Rock and ended with Eminem’s posse taking swings at the rocker.

After the beat down, Tommy surprisingly never showed up to DJ at Eminem’s penthouse party.

I bet he got that beat down because Eminem’s posse heard about what had happen with Tommy in Canada, in which Tommy almost hooked up with a guy that looked like a woman (Nina Arsenault).

[Page Six]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie still stays in touch with ex-lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu, it is now being reported by the Daily Star newspaper, that Angelina has asked Jenny to be godmother to her children. Brad Pitt wasn’t a bit happy to hear this. I wouldn’t blame Pitt for not liking this, with Jenny saying she still has feelings for Angelina.

The paper also is reporting that Jolie wants Jenny give spiritual guidance to Maddox and Zahara and also to her unborn baby with Pitt. The whole Buddhist ritual will take place this year, not sure if it will take place before or after the rumor wedding. A source also told the paper:

Brad plumped for his best friend George Clooney and Angelina was keen on her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller. But she decided they needed a strong female force in their lives.

Brad’s going along with it but he’s not over the moon about it.

You can see who wears the pants in this relationship. I bet Angelina and Jenny is going to hook up one day, which will split up Brangelina.

[Female First]

Lindsay Lohan

Can it be Lindsay Lohan snag herself a Brad Pitt look-alike in Benicio Del Toro? According to In Touch magazine, Del Toro left on/off love Sara Foster’s birthday party to party with Lindsay.

The two were spotted canoodling last Sunday and eventually going to the Mercer Hotel, according to the magazine. As will all standard responses from reps, Lohan’s rep was no different telling the mag, “She’s not dating either of these wonderful men.”

I guess if you read between the lines you can extract that it is true that Lohan isn’t dating Ryan Adams or Del Toro, but it didn’t mention anything about any kind of quickies or hookups. Remember people you don’t need to date to be doing the nasty in Hollywood.

[Daily Dish]

Jessica Simpson knows how to look hot when in public. The secret weapon Jessica employ is to have a a not so hot girl that’s a little big three steps behind you. Got to love the person who invented see-through dresses.

[Superior Pics via The Superficial]

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