Archive for the 'Humor' Category



Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Library Without Books

Library without books is coming soon to a library near you, starting with the University of Texas this fall. What kind of library will it be if it doesn’t have any books. So this library will be talking out the books and replacing it with computers and laptops, plus also offer latte on the side. […]


Thursday, August 18th, 2005

Divorces caused by Oil Company

In an age where divorces happen for so many reasons, this takes the cake, people in China are ask to get divorces if they want to be rehire. The company that’s doing this is Huabei Oilfield Co., an oil company in China. The report did not explain the oilfield’s motives for the pro-divorce policy and […]




Cheaply made Flag Denied Record

In an attempt by Indonesian to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest flag, denied by a gust of wind. The flag was being unfolded at the top of a tall new building. You would have expected them to used stronger material for something as important as a world record for […]


Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

Ugly is becoming the new Fad

Uglydolls are creeping up all over the country. This uglydolls are not cheap, at $20-$25 a pop, its pricey for something call ugly. These doll have a face only the buyer can love. Say goodbye to Ty Beanie Babies and say hello to the new fad call UglyDoll. Give them a call at 1-800-HEY-UGLY for […]




People Gone Crazy for Laptop

Over 12,000 people attended a sale of 1,000 used Apple iBook in Virginia. All this stampede for some four year old laptops. As a result of this 17 people were injured and four needed treatment at the hospital. I bet most of these people went to get the $50 laptop in hopes of auctioning it […]


Tuesday, August 16th, 2005

Russian Cows Stoned

Come this winter Russian cows will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months. These cows will be floating on cloud nine this coming winter. I wonder what they will eat when they have the munchies from a whole winter of cannabis bliss. After winter there will be a line of people willing to buy […]


Monday, August 15th, 2005

Happiness Base on Wealth

Researcher has determine that money can buy happiness, as long as you have more money than others in your age group. It took a research to determine what most people have already known for many years, that they are happier when they are richer than if they were poor. Instead of increasing ones income to […]


Sunday, August 14th, 2005

Apple iPod Patent Own by Microsoft

What a twisted humor, the patent to Apple iPod’s method of using hierarchical menus to navigate through the iPod’s contents has been denied. This denial was because a similar method has been outlined in a Microsoft researcher’s patent application. So this looks like Microsoft will be getting some royalty payments for each and every iPods […]


Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

The Prefer Gift in Dating is Extravagant

When your dating and you want to win their affection, the way to go is give an extravagant gift that has no resale value. The model showed that extravagant gifts had the highest score for both men and women. In Seymour’s interpretation of the results, women feel confident that they have found a strong and […]


Friday, August 5th, 2005

Jailed for Molesting Sleeping Woman

A business executive was sentenced on Thursday to seven years in prison for sexually assaulting a sleeping woman seated next to him on a Delta Air Lines flight from Dallas to Boston. Deepak Jahagirdar, 55, laid a blanket over the 22-year-old woman who was returning from a vacation, unfastened her seat belt, unbuttoned her pants […]


 
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