Archive for the 'Humor' Category



Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

Prostitutes United

A group of European sex worker prostitutes whats the same rights as you and me. European sex workers called for their profession to be recognized as work Monday, saying they deserved the same social rights as other employees. Male and female sex workers from the International Committee on the Rights of Sex Workers in Europe […]


Saturday, October 15th, 2005

Jib Jab Takes on WalMart

Wal-Mart and the sweat shop labor. Via Daily Kos


Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

Rush Limbaugh On Drugs Again?

Rush Limbaugh maybe on drugs again after announcing on his show that U2 front-man Bono has a mistress. After coming out of his drug haze the realized what he did and retracted his drug induced accusation. The Rush Limbaugh retracted transcript. Okay, it’s half mea culpa time and half going to cover my bets the […]




Britney Spears Wants to be Next Barbie

Britney Spears has approach the people at Mattel and asked them to plasticized them into dolls for her fans to play with. The Socialite’s Life will set her hair on fire, but for me I would organized a bonfire for it (did I just say that out loud). Who needs another plastic version of Britney, […]




Smurfs Are Bombed

Unicef and the Smurfs Breaking News: Our childhood cartoon village has been bombed. The only female, Smurfette has been left for dead. Now how are they going to propagate without anymore female? Of course they are hermaphrodite. [AP]


Friday, October 7th, 2005

Al Qaeda Job Post

The international terrorist group know as Al Qaeda has put up a job ad on one of their internet site. The job is for someone to write the web statements and video editor. I bet the job seeker will also have to do other things that’s not very nice. …al Qaeda had “vacant positions” for […]


Thursday, October 6th, 2005

Steal From Bank and Say It Was You

Some of the funnies and stupidest things on the news. Steal over $16 million and leave note saying it was you. [News Limited] Doctor lie about sex as treatment for back pain. [Reuters] An accused burglar robbing people nake. [ABC News] Britons are the most prolific shoplifters in Europe. [Reuters]


Friday, September 30th, 2005

New York City’s Number One Hooker

Looks like NYC’s #1 escort Natalia McLennan is going to the pokey. Her going rate of $2,000 a hour was not enough for her to post a $50,000 bail. I wonder where she spended all the millions she made being on her back, can it be she’s got an addiction for the blow like Kate […]




Major in Video Game

If you love video game why not go to school and get a degree in it. Apparently there are a few colleges where you can do just that, go to school and play video games. Carnegie Mellon University and the Georgia Institute of Technology both offer master’s degrees in game development. The Entertainment Software Association, […]


Friday, September 23rd, 2005

Save Your Butt With SaveMyAss

Combine the brains behind HotOrNot.com and Evite and what do you have, you get SaveMyAss. SaveMyAss is a new website for busy guys with demanding jobs, who don’t have time to send their wife or girlfriend flowers. This is also for guys who can’t remember important dates like their anniversary. So I guess by using […]


 
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