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Friday, March 17th, 2006

James Blunt pimped out sister

James Blunt has sold off her sister on the auction site eBay so she could get help in getting to a funeral in Ireland. The singer with an addiction to buying and selling on eBay plans to offer up his younger sister after seeing how well the last sister auction went. James says: I had […]




Lesbians want sex with Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie has been voted the number girl lesbians want to sleep with, according to Diva magazine: She’s our undisputed dream-girl sending pulses racing and sales rocketing every time she graces the magazine. Angelina Jolie Portia De Rossi Gina Gershon Sharon Stone Jodie Foster Queen Latifah Halle Berry Charlize Theron Salma Hayek Drew […]


Thursday, March 16th, 2006

George Bush blown off by Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson President George Bush’s popularity is so bad that even Jessica Simpson is avoiding him. While Jessica was in Washington DC to lobby Congress on the behave of Operation Smile, she was invited to meet with President Bush at a fundraiser on Thursday but shocked the organizer when she turn them down: I find […]




Britney Spears back in the hospital

Britney Spears Britney Spears is once again rushed to the hospital again, not for any kind of baby emergency. This time its for stupidity, she apparently stepped on a hypodermic needle when she got out of her car barefooted while in Hawaii. Luckily the needle were tested and found to have been unused after Britney […]


Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

Lindsay Lohan’s Vegas wedding

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan will have no problems following in the footsteps of Britney Spears because she wants to see how married life feels like: Marriage is a big deal, but who’s to say I’m not going to pull a ‘Vegas’ and get married just to get married and see what it’s like for a […]




Jay Leno says sorry

Jay Leno Late night funny man Jay Leno has since apologized for a sketch comparing Vice President Dick Cheney’s hunting accident to a 2003 Los Angeles shooting outside a courthouse. A friend of the courthouse shooting victim Gerald Curry sent a letter to Jay about how offensive it was and told him to do the […]




Paris Hilton brand new ride

Paris Hilton trade in her Bentley for a Mercedes. This isn’t your regular old Mercedes, its the $450,000 Mercedes McLauren SLR. She must have used the $2,500 for the Sir Elton John’s post-Oscar charity party on this car. [JJB]


Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Natalie Portman naked scene up in smoke

Natalie Portman The raunchy scenes that Natalie Portman did for the movie Closer has been burned by director Mike Nichols. Nichols revealed the reason he torched the film strip was to keep it from falling into the wrong hands. And when he say wrong hand, we assume he means all those internet porn sites. Portman […]




Bruce Willis blinded by Halle Berry’s beauty

Bruce Willis Die Hard star Bruce Willis is having a really hard time acting opposite hot looking Oscar-winner Halle Berry on their movie Perfect Stranger. Willis is just blinded and struggles to act due to the beauty Berry exhibit: I get all awkward. She’s beautiful. It’s almost like looking at an eclipse of the sun. […]




Jennifer Aniston skin crawls with pity

Jennifer Aniston Friends star Jennifer Aniston tells Vogue magazine that she just isn’t looking for any kind of pity. When it comes to being mention in the press in the same sentence with Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, she tells the magazine: I’m so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle. Don’t […]


 
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